WTF: To the guys who were bluntly cheating during the PHIL. 215 midterm exam, I hope you fail.

WTF: I don't know if it helped or harmed me... but, I want to thank you, WTF-UW, for partaking and, I suppose, for having faith in me enough to put up a banner. Unless you did it for the lulz... that would just be funny. - Jesse v.A.

WTF: I want good sex.

WTF: Bye, WTF-UW. I will not be missing Linkbucks.

WTF: Do all Asians think its alright to put toilet paper covered with period blood in the bin for everyone to see and to not answer the door when there's someone there and they are a foot away from it?

WTF: This site was clearly a tactic by Jesse van Amerom to campaign outside of the campaigning period. Look at the bias in the accepted WTFs and the endorsment he got and the timing of the shutdown. Probably had mindcontrol rays in the linkbucks, but my tinfoil hat saved me from those.

WTF: I want to settle this: I don't care what race you are- when you wear colour contact lenses it's obvious and you aren't fooling anyone-they make you look like a corpse!

WTF: Hey Jersey Shore Girl who looks orange on the 6th floor of DP. I don't care if you failed your classical studies test or forgot about your French midterm. Stop talking in the library & study. And by the way, your midterm wasn't "gay", you're just stupid.

WTF: The girls sitting next to me at St. Jerome's are eye fucking the shit out of me, problem is they're really ugly...I'm scared I might get rapped if I go to the bathroom :S

WTF: If WTF UW shuts down, where will I go to check Missed Connections for the post about me that will never happen?

WTF: jenna goodhand ad on facebook WTF

WTF: =[ losing wtfuw will be like losing a close friend, i could confide in you with everything, please don't leave,

WTF: i secretly like to procrastinate before exams, the cram all night. the stress makes me feel alive. waterloo, what have you done to me??

WTF: Do they make filing a petition or grievence way too difficult in order to dissuade students from filing them? Because I am completely and utterly intimidated and put off by this process.

WTF: I've lived with asians, whites, blacks, gay people, all women *except me, all men, engineers, and probably more than I'm forgetting ... during this term what I've come to realize is: I'm NEVER going to live with indian people again

WTF: has anyone seen the "Wanted" poster on campus? Does anyone know the tool who is mentioned on it?

WTF: When is it too early to resort to dating websites?

WTF: I'm so sad WTF UW's ending.

WTF: The might mustache is pulling through. Vote van AMEROM!!

WTF: is it just me or is this site starting to get lame?

WTF: I have never had mind blowing sex. Is it just me or is sex kind of boring?

WTF: I smell an OMGUW coming on...

WTF: That Maggoch character sure sounded enthused when talking to his friends about the "bullshit" he'd have to do on the bus today. Hearing him talk made me change my vote from declined to Jesse van Amerom

WTF: There's gotta be an easier way to figure out someones sexuality then creeping their facebook for 30 minutes for clues.

WTF: What is with these 5 foot tall Asian girls who actually think they're real models?

WTF: HEY WATERLOO! GUESS WHAT?! most schools have some motherfucking school pride. most schools thinks it's hilarious that their engineers are insane. most schools are proud when they can drink their faces off. holy fuck you're the biggest goddamn cult of fucking nerds i've ever been exposed to. shut the fuck up and go back to your homework you socially retarded fucks.

WTF: NO MOAR LINKBUCKS? LOL.

WTF: I just popped a huge fucking pimple and it jizzed all over my bathroom mirror.

WTF: hey mods. update more often? please? thanks. love yooooou.

WTF: Getting laid is the best thing in the world.

WTF: UW Wireless doesn't like LinkBucks. :D

WTF: To the girl who cried in the afternoon on the fifth floor in MC, we heard you....cheer up =)

WTF: Wow, linkbucks is down so every click on a WTF leads to a 404.

WTF: A note to asians everywhere: If you're going to walk slowly, walk in single file. We all know you're cute, but some of us have places to be.

WTF: I want to help Queens steal the Engineers tool again!

WTF: Apparently Jesse cleaned up at the debate today? Somebody tell me what happened.

WTF: Having an unusually serious talk with your best bud is really awkward but really bonding. Damn I love my friends.

WTF: Allan Babor regularly spent long nights at the office over the past year completely baked ... lol just sayin...

WTF: snowmobiles are fucking awesome. I own two. You own less

WTF: Allan Babor wasn't at the debate today. WTF was he doing?

WTF: The guy in front of me is chewing his gum really fucking loud, and has gone through 5 pieces in the last hour.

WTF: I will vote for Piraveena because the baby on her posters is adorable!!!

WTF: when i'm at boxing and need that extra push to punch harder or faster i pretend that i'm vegeta the prince of all saiyans

WTF: black dress shirt, white jeans, get ready UW

WTF: I want to foc my FOC.

WTF: Fact: Clicking on random WTF won't lead you to bloody linkbucks

WTF: Bradley Moggach regularly consumed vast amounts of alcohol and puked on the floor of residence during his first year here. Don't vote for this clown.

WTF: What do you do if an old stalker is posting anoymous, untrue, and defaming things about you on the internet and you have no way to prove it?

WTF: any urban myths/legends about ghost/hunted houses/spirits, anything like that in the waterloo area? I am just curious. link would be nice

WTF: I love Asian girls. Why can't I get one to be my girlfriend? :(

WTF: Yes, I understand what tradition is and how important it can be. Yes, I empathize with how hard it must be to work towards and achieve a degree in engineering. No, I don't think it is acceptable when you act like a bunch of fucking douche bags. Your arrogance only makes you look like dicks.

WTF: Is dating your ex boyfriends best friend really against some stupid rule?

WTF: bom bom be dum bom bom be dum dum disturbiaaaa

WTF: Fuck you FEDS security (other than the very few that are comepetent) for ruining IRS for a number of us - burn in the fiery depths of hell. Also, enjoy your criminal charges.

WTF: I was trolling the Japanese iTunes store for J-pop, only to find half the songs were in English and from North America...

WTF: since there are so many ethnic clubs on campus, i figure its about time to start a club for white males. we can talk about tits, guns and beer.

WTF: has anyone had a marketing sort of job with microsoft for coop before? what's the money like? i'm in a pickle

WTF: Why were there so many people in costumes on Friday???

WTF: What's with all the Asians always eating in MC 3008. Every monitor has a sign telling you to take you food out of the room. Maybe they can't read English.

WTF: I think this asexual phase is becoming a problem. I've been so desensitized by anything to do with sex that I don't get turned on anymore. WTF.

WTF: I don't care about the Feds election at all.

WTF: the asian girl with the cat ears in FASS was fucking hot.

WTF: I JUST found out that Jenna Goodhand and Allan Babor are dating after stalking his facebook profile. She better not win because of a rigged election.

WTF: Alright WTFUW, post some epic quotes in the comments... ex. "yea, I don't like to work on my porn computer" - my supervisor (I shit you not)

WTF: Can someone from engineers tell us the story of the iron ring? i'm kind of interester =)