WTF: Please get an abortion. As University students, we know that can't support a child and it will ruin our prospective university careers.

WTF: Failing classes, no friends, hate waterloo, not enough money to switch schools and start over, don't want to work some bullshit job for the rest of my life. give me a real non religious reason to not just get it over with and kill myself tonight.

WTF: I'm supposed to Graduate in 4 Months.... I am not ready to leave, I like Uni life too much...

WTF: I've concluded that I'm an asexual gay male. Shame I came out as gay way back in highschool.

WTF: I joined Columbia Lake Health Club so I could get some alone work out time and some working machines.

WTF: Does anyone know who that random man in Williams is? I go there often and he's always at his little table in the corner by the window playing backgammon.

WTF: what does everyone think of the men's hockey team selection for vancouver?

WTF: I've spent almost 2 years at UW and I still don't know what I want to major in. It's killing me!!!!

WTF: What's the best washroom to bang in on campus?

WTF: I'm missing the No Pants Subway Ride in Toronto. Should I start up a No Pants iXpress Ride?

WTF: WHERE ARE MY MARKS?!?!?!?!?!?!

WTF: psci 231 next term... plz someone tell me this is not as boring of a class as it sounds...

WTF: I'm already stressed out looking at my schedule and the term hasn't even started yet

WTF: Does anyone know how to get a printable weekly calendar of my schedule from quest? I'm a tech-moron

WTF: ...I am already preparing for winter term and looking up course textbooks and syllabuses. I really do go to Waterloo....

WTF: make the wtf submission window a little larger please.

WTF: why are all beautiful men gay!!! :(

WTF: Are there any strip clubs in Waterloo?

SUGGESTION: Can you increase the number of WTFs per page? Seriously, No body goes much beyond the third page. Beyond that all is forgotten. BTW, you guys are doing a great job, thanks!

WTF: I hate being pretty much the only student in waterloo, I never went home and this place is a fucking ghost town

WTF: What's there to do in Waterloo when the university is closed? I finally have time to go to PAC and CIF and they are closed.

WTF: Some of my friends don't like me anymore because I'm in University and they don't do anything except for shift work.

WTF: Everyone who attends this school knows there is something life draining about it. Why?

WTF: I can't believe I took incompletes in 3 out of my 4 courses. I feel like the biggest university failure ever.

WTF: Am I the only who absolutely hates Christmas? I mean, fuck this holiday, fuck the happiness, fuck gifts, fuck people, fuck Waterloo, fuck fuck fuck

WTF: You guys don't even show up in the results if you search "WTF UW" on google. Do you not know how Google's indexing system works?

WTF: The guy with the circular spacers in his ears just Friend Requested me on Facebook. I've seen him on the bus twice. Has he tried to add anyone else? Cause I have no idea how he got my name.

WTF: Okay seriously where are ENV S 278, GEOG 201, GEOG 453, and GEOG 281 marks? These finals were all written ages ago!!

WTF: I want hipster friends! they look so gooooood

WTF: When you got on the plane to go home for Christmas, I gotta say it was the happiest I've been in a while. Hello new year, goodbye drama.

WTF: is quest working for people? its about midnight

WTF: ...I have started looking for summer jobs. Depressing!!

WTF: I voted that I would read WTFUW over the holidays, lately all the posts are depressing. I don't want to read 20 posts about marks, that's one thing I avoid thinking about.

WTF: Is Nexusmail NOT WORKING?

WTF: how are psych 261 marks STILL not up... it's been 3 weeks since final test!

WTF: why is everyone on here in CS 135?

WTF: Last day of co-op and my boss made me come in. I just spent an hour watching celebrity sesame street videos on youtube.

WTF: I forgot to update my mailing address and my refund cheque is now in the middle of nowhere...

WTF: I look at my final grades and get the feeling that lots of mistakes were made :(

WTF: I swear to god, if I have to pay to do PD while on my work term this winter... I will fucking kill everyone that works for cecs

WTF: If I go home for christmas, I will feel very depressed becaues seeing my family will remind me of all the things I get to have, but they can't afford. I want to kill myself, and I just got good results for grades too.

WTF: when does exam marks/official grades come out?

WTF: I am addicted to seeing if my grades have been updated on UW-ACE and Quest. I've probably checked both sites 20 times in the past 3 hours. Only one mark was posted.

WTF: What is the minimun passing mark for an arts class?

WTF: where the fuck are the CS135 marks bitches!

WTF: Why did I even take CS135. Without it, my grades look so much better.

WTF: well, i passed orgo....

WTF: I have a unfortunately strong desire to live in some perfect SoCal suburb in the mountains going on right now. Problem is, I'm supposed to be pro-urban and pro-environment. Blah.

WTF: RIM BIS service outage. Such a boring bus ride.

WTF: for people who disbelieve in God- you sure do talk about Him a lot

WTF: Anyone know of any bird courses on Monday or Tuesday night next term?

WTF: I had no idea I had a coop fee this coming turn. Knowing that would have been helpful at the bank when I took $3000 out, not $3500. I can't withdraw anymore money until the new year.

WTF: Has anybody taken PSCI 292? I don't know if I should take it. I have a heavy semester already, so I don't want anything with a huge workload.

WTF: To those of you who have an exam in the last time slot tonight, I wish you good luck. I am in that same boat and I can't wait to be done!!

WTF: Sometimes it's kind of fun when I don't know the answer to an exam question. It gives me license to be random. CS 251 Question: Why can't the lines Summ4 and Summ5 be merged? A: Because then religious fundamentalists would call it an abomination against God and stone them to death. "Jesus hates statements that branch and decrement! He says so in the bible!"

WTF: Is anyone else in the same boat? No paid coop, no one to rent your place, no money?

WTF: I've been trying student awards since yesterday and "they've been on the line with another student." Do they only have one phone line or one person answering the phone or what? I've an important question to ask and emailing them hasn't proven to work.

WTF: last exam 7:30pm Dec 22nd. UW, you destroy my bank account, must you destroy my holidays too!!!!

WTF: How'd the CS 135 final go?

WTF: university is too hard

WTF: So I heard that engineering doesn't like their new dean; even the engineering FOC refused to give him something during O-Week (I think it was a wrench). Please enlighten us non-engineers?

WTF: It sucks when your trying to pull an all-nighter and around 5 am the facebook updates stop coming. Then the dreariness of your existence consumes you. ...just. one. more. ahahahahhha

WTF: I have been bullimic for 8 years. My mind tells me people are trying to make me fat, and purging is normal. I know all the consequences, and that I need help, but I'm not ready to stop.

WTF: Coffee Prince is the best show of all times, and I'm a white guy

WTF: The thing I like the most about dating, is that feeling you get when you are falling in love... everything feels perfect... but once everything is settled, I miss the ups and downs of before and I eventually end it out of the lack of feelings.... if only those first few months could last forever

WTF: This website blows and I think whomever developed it needs to go away.

WTF: I believe a MILF was hitting on me at sobeys the other day...sadly I did not get the hint and nothing happened....so my question is: where can I meet milfs? should I start hanging out at the supermarket?

WTF: 2A Planning coop has nothing to do with Planning (except GIS). Thank god it's over.

WTF: One more exam tomorrow. I'm heading off to school to pull an allnighter.

WTF: I broke your heart once and I want to do it all over again.

WTF: i thought stag shop id'd you when you buy something, so i got so nervous buying a christmas present FYI they def don't =] for any underage kids wanting to buy 'stuff'

WTF: jos uvek imam ispite... jebite se svi! :) And Merry Christmas

WTF: I'm looking for a ride from waterloo to toronto airport on 23rd (early in the morning)...anyone going there too at that time or anyone who can give me a drive? (price to be negotiated)

WTF: Who wants to review CS135 wiff me?!

WTF: Do people actually get fined for not shovelling their snow?

WTF: the majority of the WTFers are 2nd year arts students. what can we determine from this information?

WTF: Brittany Murphy passed away today... RIP you were beautiful.

WTF: I'm coming off co-op in more debt then I was going into it.

WTF: The chinese place with the sign that says Mr. Panino is actually called Mr. Panino, I asked!

WTF: Can you WTFers please learn what an MC is and how to write them? Christ.

WTF: Why do philosophy students think they are intellectually superior to everyone else? What can one do with a philosophy degree anyway?

WTF: all those frequent WTF Live girls left after a few WTF's about them

WTF: Being single again sucks now that I'm in Waterloo. Back in High school I'd meet a new girl almost immediately, but now 80% of the people I know are guys, and the girls are all taken. Maybe if I was in Arts I wouldn't have this problem...

WTF: I wish I had a relationship that is like the one in Kelly Clarkson's My Life Would Suck Without You video.

WTF: After reading mathNEWS, I almost think mathies deserve the "douchebag" label more than engineers

WTF: I love young single moms who have a kid under the age of 7. It's like a fatherhood test-drive! Gives so much confidence.

WTF: WTF was in that vodka? (=

WTF: Has anyone seen an exam get taken away from someone because they were cheating? 4th year and I yet to see this.

WTF: I was so naive to think in first year that cheating doesn't go on in University...

WTF: Props to Professor Ennis for putting the "what is the number?" question on the exam! That's one question I did not need to study for!

WTF: LOCK YOUR FUCKING DOORS WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE.

WTF: I'm pretty sure I'm more of a guy then any guy I've ever dated, and I'm a chick. I mean seriously, I have feelings an all, but that doesn't mean I wanna talk about them all the time.

WTF: this week made me realize i don't need my bf..

WTF: the best part about roommates being done exams before you, is walking around my room in my bra and underwear.

WTF: No Name is my favourite brand of food. Cheap as hell and tastes pretty fucking good!

WTF: guys always say girls are the complicated ones but guys are way worse! i don't know what's going on!!

WTF: Sometimes I wonder why I'm even studying theoretical concepts, and wonder why I don't just drop out and learn a skilled trade. Is this even going to pay off?

WTF: wtf this makes it bearable to stay wtf this gets me through the day

WTF: spotted a dude in dp checking wtf uw just now...nice!

WTF: I feel like my degree just means that I put up with school for 4 years more than someone without a degree.

WTF: Let's party.

WTF: the soap in the slc bathrooms smells like lavender. it makes me sleepy.

WTF: Does one sided love ever work? Any experience?

WTF: What is the best place to meet cougars, besides the Flying Dog?

WTF: slc naps = <3

WTF: one exam left. two more days to study. zero motivation.

WTF: I double tap the spacebar on my laptop in hopes it adds a period like it does on my BlackBerry...

WTF: I can't wait to move out of this house. You guys have been the worst housemates ever. Learn something called consideration you fucking alcoholics.

WTF: The fact that you are dating someone else now doesn't mean that you will not date me in the future. I'm all yours.

WTF: In all seriousness, does anyone outside of engineering like engineers? anyone?

WTF: My profs are some of the biggest ballers you'll ever see (in particular J-Baugh)

WTF: What are people getting their boyfriends/girlfriends for christmas? Only a week left and I have no idea!

WTF: I wonder if any of the professors/faculty read this site.

WTF: Why are there asian clubs, brown clubs, black clubs, every race and/or religion has a club on campus but white people. Why is it racist to be proud of being white? Why isn't there a white club at Waterloo? I think it's racist you can't be proud of your white heritage. I'm not hating on other races, I'm not promoting hate or violence I'm just proud of my pasty heritage ;)

WTF: i've been sleeping with my don most of this term.

WTF: i'm at a study cube in DP and some dude just gave me a candy cane and a "good luck", def just made my day

WTF: While writing my exam in the PAC, I got distracted and looked up. THERE IS A PICTURE OF THE QUEEN UNDER THE SCOREBOARD! wtf!!!

WTF: main floor dp is FREEZING. would it kill you to raise the temp a bit?? wtf uw!!

WTF: 4th year courses are 100 times more interesting than 1st and 2nd year! The exams are also 100 times harder.

WTF: WTF is so much better than OMG I don't know why!

WTF: I've slept with one of my professors.

WTF: how come ppl cheat and then get away with it... what happened to "just desserts"?

WTF: I just finished my finals!!!! Merry Christmas and happy new year everyone!!!

WTF: Turns out the water that's been leaking out of my office ceiling is from the washroom above, after maintenance said it was nothing to worry about.

WTF: I'm a guy and the last few times I've worked cover at the bar I've only gotten tips from guys. For once can't a girl smile at me and give me a tip instead of some drunk closet homo laurier kid?

WTF: Why did I have to make so many friends with 4-streamers? :( Cya guys in a year...

WTF: i feel so screwed for the microbiology exam today, i studied so much yet i still feel like i know nothing =[

WTF: I love walking through the tunnel between sch and the coop building because the paint job makes it feel like I just dropped acid.

WTF: A piece of advice to anyone going for their first co-op term this January: always be nice to the secretaries. They're the ones who have to fix your memos and time sheets, and they know where the office supplies are. Always offer to get them coffee if you go out on break. When you eventually mess up, they're the ones who'll help you fix it.

WTF: mmmh...threaths on the internet..you know this "toby" could simply show this to the cops and you could get jail time or at the very least a restriction order. Deleting this post wont help since the websites saves copies of their posts for a good 2 years.The "fag" here is not "toby" but you.

WTF: I got an exam in about an hour and a half... I stoped going to class after the midterm, I didn't study at all... I will most likely fail this course... but I don't give a shit because it's earth science

WTF: How come there is no English toffee at the Timmies in SLC?

WTF: Avatar is beyond amazing. The pure epicness cannot be described in words.

WTF: I will never be THE girl. I am the best friend, one of the guys, reliable girls. No matter what, I would help you. No matter how much you use, abuse and hurt me, I am there. At the end of the day I am who I am, and I like myself, Can you say the same?

WTF: Is there some kind of rule that says you have to treat your ex like shit? Fucking stupid. We got along for so long, why not now after an amicable break?

WTF: if you don't write an exam, do you still grade for the class?

WTF: This guy in DC just picked his nose for the looongest time LOL I swear I'm not the only one who saw him too! ALSO I cant stop coming back to this site.... OMG-UW is sooo yesterday news, WTFUW why dont you have vids?? That red-head guy and asian guy was cute!~ I swear I see him EVERYWHERE he was in DC tonite too lol

WTF: Where are the ska shows in Waterloo? I miss constant dehydration and dancing.

WTF: Instead of working out the problems in my relationship, I'm just going to drink my feelings until Christmas break is over.

WTF: Your: of or belonging to you, You're: you are, You are: an idiot. Get it right.

WTF: I woke up on a naked man today...the naked man in my textbook.

WTF: Did anyone else in Psych257 get triple As and Bs and Cs on the multiple choice?!

WTF: You're not a gangster. You go to UW. Get over yourself.

WTF: Anyone who took CS 486 with Poupart plz tell me what's coming on the exam

WTF: Buddy who did the chicken suit for the exam in PAC. Thanks to your youtube video, everyone now knows who you are. For the next 3 years at this school I'm going to hunt you down and when I see you, I'm going to fuck you up son

WTF: Oddly enough, I find doing assignments and writing term papers to be more stressful than studying for exams. It's not until I finish all of my papers where I feel like I can finally relax.

WTF: You keep it going man, you keep those books rolling, You pick up those books your going to read And not remember and you roll man. You get that a sociate degree, okay, Then you get your bachelors, then you get your masters Then you get your master's masters, Then you get your doctron, You go man, then when everybody says quit You show them those degree man, when Everybody says hey, your not working, Your not making in money, You say look at my degrees and you look at my life, Yeah i'm 52, so what, hate all you want, But i'm smart, i'm so smart, and i'm in school, And these guys are out here making Money all these ways, and i'm spended mine to be smart. You know why? Because when i die, buddy, you know What going to keep me warm, that right, those degrees

WTF: Instead of studying, I keep on calculating how high my grade would theoretically be if get perfect on the final.

WTF: I haven't put on makeup, blowdried my hair, shaved my legs, or plucked my eyebrows in weeks... thank you exams for helping me neglect my personal appearance.

WTF: Life's a bitch and then you die. That's why we get high

WTF:I'm NOT pregnant!!!!

WTF: I can't wait to get rid of the 4 stream eng frosh girls. So annoying.

WTF: hey, you. you been studying for that final? damn straight you have. you've been working hard all semester and been busting your ASS reviewing this shit. you get it. you get it read fuckin good. you don't need luck, you're gonna ACE that shit. you're gonna motherfucking ACE IT, because once you ace it, you're gonna get your bullshit degree, and get some fucking crazy job, and at some point you will get the job you went to university to get and start raking in tons of money and get yourself some fine bitch and get married and spend i don't know how many fucking years married and maybe throw out some kids and they're gonna be some pretty fucking good kids because they have your motherfucking DNA in them. and at some point you're gonna die, and your epitaph is gonna hold the truth - THAT YOU'RE GONNA ACE THAT EXAM YOU BADASS SON OF A BITCH

WTF: "bursts have terrorized students of analytical chemistry for two centuries" - analytical text of 121

WTF: Everyone that I've told that or have been about to tell that I'm gay either has a lesbian sister or lesbian aunt or gay uncle. Why do I have to be the freaking crusader for my family?

WTF: So UW gives us a free Windows 7 download but no free Windows 7 product key? Thanks UW.....Thanks......

WTF: ok i know this has probably been posted before, when you are in the library STFU, or at least whisper. it's a library. not a hang out place. if you wanna chat about useless crap go to the slc.

WTF: You know you've been drinking too much coffee when having a cup makes you SLEEPY!

WTF: tell me how you feel about conestoga.

WTF: I was bored walking home so i started singing outloud. I thought I was alone, I wasn't - a hot girl was behind me the whole time...this is more of a FML

WTF: I really can't stand living with her anymore, and I have no idea what to do

WTF: Props to the chicken in the SOC101 exam!

WTF: to the boy wearing the yellow hat, sweater, and shoes. you look like a telletubby. try something new

WTF: I'll really miss a friend during Xmas break. Maybe it's going to feel like the longest break.

WTF: http://ijustmadelove.com/

WTF: hipster in dp with purple shoes: i think your haircut is lame.

WTF: what is up with all the hair in the guys urinal stall! seriously! shave or use a hairnet

WTF: Anyone else notice tuition go up quite a bit for next term?

WTF: beatbox music is so fucking lame

WTF: I was seeing this guy who was the whole package... but his breath always smelled and he always had dandruff. I feel so shallow, but I had to break it off. I still feel bad I made up some lame excuse to not be with him, but I don't know how he would have handled it...

WTF: US DoD actually thought Canadian poppy quarters had RF transmitters in them... http://tinyurl.com/yb789pl

WTF: I hate it when people alter my grafiti. I think that stuff up, take a good pen, and carefully/neatly print it onto the wall. Alterations that people add are always dumb homophobic inanities. Seriously, even the writers for Friends are funnier than you simpletons. Stay the fuck away from my vandalism!

WTF: The CIF guy connection has shown everyone that when girls go for who they like, everyone will be happy.

WTF: why are the mods being so mysterious?

WTF: WTF: WTF: WTF: I just like the way the "WTF:"s look.

WTF: My best friend keeps hitting on this guy with a GF. I know he loves his GF so much, so she's wasting her time - yet she still persists. Is it appropriate to warn his GF about this?

WTF: We are living in a really whiney generation.

WTF: I forgot to do a question on my exam. Anyone have a 12 gauge?

WTF: WTF i hate paying double tuition for CS

WTF: How do we contact the mods? is there an email or something?

WTF: Took me 3 hours to get from campus to my house in Cambridge on the bus tonight. Plus my bus was 20 minutes late. Commuting on the bus is such a pain in the ass. Fuck you, winter. Fuck you, GRT.

WTF: I am honestly thinking about putting cyanide in my roomates drinks... blame it on product tampering... anything to get back at them, I'm also open to alternative suggestions

WTF: having UW ACE open while i'm procrastinating makes me feel productive.

WTF: The sound from WTF LIVE still doesn't go away when I mute it... So fucking annoying.

WTF: I plan on having tonnes of one night stands when I go on coop... more like hoping

WTF: Can't wait for Scissorfest 2009!

WTF: Theres a girl doing pretty advanced physical chemistry infront of me, I would SO go ask her out if I had confidence... I think I'll blame it on coop instead... yea, fucking coop

WTF: Everytime I pick up the text book I feel like I'm about to throw up

WTF: I just looked up the salaries of all my profs. Procrastination, ftw.

WTF: Think I'm going to get a 30-something % in one of my classes this term. My life is over.

WTF: PISSED OFF THAT EVERYTHING IS CLOSED. I AM FUCKING HUNRGY! Getting bored of TIMS

WTF: I love the exam period in that I can get away with an even lower standard of hygeine and dress than usual. From Math with love.

WTF: I just wrote a joke of an honours math exam (it didn't even require any proofs) since the classes this term haven't been performing well. It's probably a good thing considering I didn't study until late the night before. However, I feel really ripped off. Why should this term's exam be easier than the last season's just because we haven't been doing so hot?

WTF: I have been running on one meal per day for two weeks.

WTF: i'm in love witih electro house.

WTF: aced my 9 AM exam and then to celebrate took a shit in the Ira Needles washroom. Highly reccommend it. One of the higher end washrooms for shitting on campus in this student's opinion

WTF: It's exam period, and your room is right next to mine. I'll tolerate you blasting your music, but for GOD'S sake don't sing along.

WTF: Is it really weird for a Chinese girl to be listening to Hindi songs? :(

WTF: Trying to concentrate at DC, but again, it's hard to do it if you keep shoving your tong down your girlfriends throat in front of me, get a cubicle or something for fucks sake

WTF: Why does every girl want a serious relationship or want to get married? You girls are young and beautiful so you should enjoy single life as much as you can before you decide to get settled. long term relationships tend to get boring REAL fast.

WTF: Why are there so many TROLLS talking about their looks today!?

WTF: Students of UW, define "cool".

WTF: its so hard being a red head. everyone calls me fire box and sometimes they say i have no soul. also, people with wierd fetishes won't stop hitting on me!

WTF: Is there a correlation between quality of female profs and how I understand the material that Dr Holmes taught much better?

WTF: there is a guy that spends all day, every day at the slc. he looks like a potato. a big, fat, squashy faced potato.

WTF: I ordered two boxes of pizza last night so I would have something to chump on while pulling my studying all-nighters. Not only did I feel lonely eating all that pizza by myself, I regret spending $22, and I feel really bloated and fat. I'm throwing the rest away. Exams suck.

WTF: It's so hard being blonde. Everyone thinks I am in arts...and sometimes they think I go to laurier....other times, they don't even want to guess what faculty I am in at all...UGH

WTF: It's so hard being average looking. I mean, dealing with someone liking you... then not liking you... people hitting on you and then dry spells...ugh

WTF: i'm pretty sure some people NEVER leave the SLC.

WTF: It's so hard being an ugly guy.

WTF: It's so hard being a hot girl. People are so scared to approach me and when someone does approach me, most of the time they turn out be total douchebags.

WTF: I wonder what the person who calls people ugly in as many WTFs as possible looks like

WTF: I think all the good looking people at UW should come together and establish a modelling society in form of a FEDS club.

WTF: iiiiiii know your man deals and the cops are gonna looooooooove it. Seriously, just keep pushing my buttons, bitch. You're one phone call away from losing any tiny chance you have left of getting your law degree.

WTF: I love being on WTF UW as new WTFs are being posted! Makes my day!

WTF: It's clear to me now that this university gives preference to Engineers when making the exam schedule. My roommates have at least two days between their exams, yet I have 3 in two days. Way to be UW. Way to be.

WTF: I'm so nervous for my exam, I shit 3 times in the last hour!

WTF: ELPE = East-asian Legalized Push for Expatriation

WTF: I'm not that nerdy, but I don't even know where to begin when it comes to talking to a girl I don't know

WTF: Who's the bitch who voted "no" about reading WTF over the break? GTFO if you aren't gonna read!

WTF: I'm about to go to DC to check out all the asian girls... consider this your warning

WTF: J'aime l'idée d'un WTFUW multilingue! (en référence à la poste coréen)

WTF: My workplace is full of gays. LOVES IT!!!!!

WTF: Dear Imprint: Bring back Shaniqua!

WTF: I'm really craving white rice saturated in ketchup..have I brought my korean parents shame?

WTF: omgwaterloo should give up. no, you haven't crashed yet but i'm pretty sure its the same 4 people that ever post.

WTF: I keep getting junk email saying "invitation to fuckbook"

WTF: Do yourself a favour and don't ever take PACS 202

WTF: Does anyone else notice that the Comments are funnier than the WTF

WTF: Shoveling your sidewalk sure would make my walk to school a whole lot easier.

WTF: just because im female, blonde and in arts does not give you reason to hit on me

WTF: well, fingers crossed for the bell curve.

WTF: i feel like everyone that leaves an MC is playing a real life game of "where's waldo?" I fucking hate waldo. i can never find the little fucker.

WTF: Really interested to know why every guy that walks by the computers in DC look longer at one girl's screen.

WTF: I didn't know butch lesbians can be so catty and bitchy. I thought the whole point of being butch was to be masculine...

WTF: ENGL 200 exam tonight... if I see you there... I'm making a move

WTF: I would rather watch that sarah palin porno and jerk off instead of having my girlfriend over tonight. not because i don't like my girlfriend. its just that im lazy.

WTF: I think someone just made a loud orgasmic noise in DC. Silent study rooms being put to use?

WTF: If you're not mature enough to deal with the consequences, then you're not mature enough to start having sex.

WTF: I'm pretty sure Stats 202 is going to be my demise.

WTF: there was a guy in my soc class who always wore track pants that looked SUPER soft, like they were new. except... he wore them all semester. so how could they stay so new and soft?

WTF: I'm pro-life and I'm a guy.

WTF: Stats 278 exam raped 200 people in 2 hours!!!!!

WTF: Just a message to girls, there is no bigger turn off than to hearing you are against abortion... seriously.

WTF: Tim Horton's in the SLC was the only place to get coffee on campus on exam saturday morning.

WTF: I need to stop sleeping with my exgirlfriend.

WTF: 여자친구가 임신했는데 어쩌죠?

WTF: Tim Hortons needs to be open 24/7 during exam time!!

WTF: that's it im going to live in the mountains. bye uw :(

WTF: There's people massaging each other in front of me at DC, listen dude I know you're proud you have a girlfriend because you are ugly as fuck, but please stop gropping her in front of me

WTF: If there has ever been a time I've wanted to hit a woman, it is right now

WTF: Here's to everyone whose in shit tonight.

WTF: I'm impressed at how well most Koreans dress.

WTF: I hate being in love.

WTF: If you use the men's bathroom at Popeye's, sit the fuck down! Your aim obviously isn't as good as you think it is, and I'm sick of cleaning up after you.

WTF: Watched a bitch fit between a passenger and bus driver last night. "Wha wha the bus is late" But as soon as she told him to GTFO he was all appologies. It's winter people, deal.

WTF: i <3 marble slab.

WTF: the only way I found motivation to start studying was becasue someone else came into the computer lab. I didn't want them to see me on facbook and judge me. Thank you social pressure!!

WTF: This guy is nice, smart, handsome, tall, and hardworking. The most perfect guy I have ever met. But I know he's not mine.

WTF: I failed PD1 because the TA did not like the way I answered the interview question "how many yellow cars are there in Canada." WTF.

WTF: I started to cry while studying for stats. I can't get one practice problem correct STILL.

WTF: There's a hot guy sitting next to me in DC studying, but I don't think there's any non-creepy way to approach him...

WTF: My only motivation is revenge... if only I could somehow transfer that to school work

WTF: Trying to hold back burping/gas-y sounds in the DC cubicles after eating chicken wraps from Tim Hortons. What do they put in the wraps?!

WTF: long distance relationships never work out, not even in the movies

WTF: I'm praying for a snow day so my exam gets cancelled!

WTF: I'm going to fail this term because I can't get over my ex. Goodbye scholarships... and possibly goodbye UW.

WTF: I'm a totally different looking person from these exams. The glorious exam beard, lack of sun on my skin, and lose of weight from minimal nutrient intake makes me feel like a real badass UW student now!

WTF: I started a convo at 4AM with a guy that ditched me for no obvious reason a while ago becuase I can't stop thinking about it and somehow we're talking about his latest gf dumping him instead of what I really want to talk about. ARGH.

WTF: Not sleeping, not studying, not partying. Should've stayed in DC.

WTF: Prof. Wood. Thanks for putting on an amazing course. I wish you could teach my engineering courses...

WTF: Does anyone actually meet the people they post about on Missed Connections?

WTF: why don't they just make courses a week long. that's how long it takes me to learn the material before an exam, and we could all be done university in one term.

WTF: Are you like... allowed to date your don? Might be a stupid question but I was just wondering

WTF: People who wear Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropostle, and Ed Hardy voluntarily identify themselves as douche fags and douche hags

WTF: Do girls really want that kind guy that respects them or are they still into the asshole?

WTF: I'm 25, on the hockey team, and dating a girl who just turned 19. I feel kind of like a creep but I love her tight body.

WTF: The Cord > Imprint. Seriously.

WTF: what does everybody want for christmas?

WTF: I know the Waterboys are cool, but aren't any dudes interested in an all-voice a cappella group?

WTF: I've touched more boobs than most of my guy friends and I'm gay.

WTF: i kind of miss the spice girls, listening to them is kind of comforting, reminds me of my youth.

WTF: Imprint, you are garbage.

WTF: Every week I pick up a copy of the Imprint and fail to read a full article. I start falling asleep halfway through anything that seems even remotely interesting.

WTF: WTF UW LIVE freaks me out, with all its creepers and sketchy girls chatting each other up electronically & the people who regurgitate their life stories to others who don't care.

WTF: Nobody posts on here at night!

WTF: I've noticed that I think very similarly to Richard Kuklinski... And I don't know what to make of that

WTF: If I was straight I could pick up so much tail.

WTF: One night my friends got into a drunk fight with some Laurier football jocks. It happened right on the WLU campus, so a whole crowd gathered to cheer and see my friends getting knocked out. Anyways, when the testosterone show was over and everyone was leaving, these three feeble, sickly, stereotypical nerds stepped out from the dark, approached us, and announced a true WTF: "Hey, guys, is the fight over??? OH noes, damn!!! We were JUST going to STEP IN for you and HELP you beat them up! You wanna go at them again this way??

WTF: being 18 is a HUGE cock block.

WTF: DId anyone see that fort in SLC this morning??

WTF: I'm scared of that automatic stapler in DC.

WTF: I don't even want to be alive right now. Every winter I get this way but I don't think I'm going to last through this one.

WTF: every time I cross the street I pray that a car hits me so I don't have to write exams

WTF: I get this sense of dislike and a one-sided impression of asians here. I know there's a shitload of us in UW and it gets annoying seeing asian after asian, but the interesting and non-conventional ones do exist!

WTF: this site feels like one giant social experiment

WTF: 20 min wait outside for a late grt bus, 15 min bus ride to UW, 5 min trek across campus to Ira Needles Hall, all just to pay 10$ for a letter that proves I'm enrolled as a student, and catch hypothermia.

WTF: why is it that when people ask me how old i am and i say 17 they never believe me

WTF: story of ALL my classes and ALL the MCs: (313): So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.

WTF: the asian girl next door to me is having sex. She sounds like a dying mouse, it's kind of scary.

WTF: i love seeing hipsters on campus because they stand out so much that i can say "LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HIPSTER"

WTF: from the girls dancing at the bus stop on the corner of university and columbia to the guy eating french fries in a mini van who flipped us off: lighten the fuck up. we were having a good time and trying to keep warm.

WTF: In the past 18 months I've gained twenty pounds. I love this new body so much more. Like Jenna Maroney said, I'm keeping the fat

WTF: watching lady gaga videos makes me feel like i'm watching light porn, but i still love her,

WTF: my office mate is the most irritating person I've had to deal with in awhile. She stinks of cheap perfume, drags her feet, and squawks on her cellphone all the time like a disgusting junior harpie. She has a dumb face.

WTF: ORGO. FUCK!

WTF: I got my own gift for secret santa.

WTF: At SLC Tim Hortons, an employee greeted me with "sup?"

WTF: Your group of girls seems really nice, and we all got along well. When I say "let's party sometime" I really mean I wanna be your friend.

WTF: I can't find anyone at uw who measures up to my high school friends.

WTF: Someone wrote "GL!" and drew a smiley face besides it on one of the desks at PAC...That made me feel so warm when I was sitting there writing my exam. GL!

WTF: My two friends are so like a lovey-dovey married couple, one of them accidentally started using baby-talk towards me.

WTF: I've been so busy and socially unavailable while in this school that my social skills have regressed to the point where saying hi to someone feels like I'm to asking them to marry me.

WTF: Glove's a tool.

WTF: I like "30 Rock" much more than I like most things in life. Including you.

WTF: Gross ginger kid on the bus looked like Rocky Dennis. Plus was wearing camo pants.

WTF: Last time I was on campus, I wore flats. Today it was full-out winter boots. :(

WTF: I ride the iXpress to school. I saw some girl sitting in front of me today studying for the same exam I was. I was tempted to tap her on the shoulder and be like "I KNOW, RIGHT?"

WTF: I accidently shaved off part of one of my side burns today, so I had to shave them both off completely. My friends asked about it and I said I got tired of them...

WTF: why didnt i stay on top of stats 278??? im so behind. and have no idea how im going to catch up..

WTF: Today, I realized that instead of sourcing information for themselves and doing research, students at arguably one of the best post secondary institutions in Canada would rather post their questions to an anonymous site to get someone to answer it for them. Laziness, ftw.

WTF: i want to learn a new langauge. Spanish or French?

WTF: The cold is sucking out all the moisture from my hair, and now it clings to my face like a freakin' Saran Wrap!

WTF: What happens when you fail once course one semester and you get placed on OSAP probation, and you fail one course the following semester and some of your marks aren't great either, but yuou pass. Will they pull your OSAP? My winter osap has been approved, but i'm scared they won't give me once my marks for the fall comes out. Can that happaned even thought my fees have been arranged? I just need one more semester to prove myself.

WTF: More people need to join WTF UW on Facebook....Come on people!

WTF: I thought we got rid of Jas when OMG UW got scrapped. Aw fuck.

WTF: First year. Might fail a course. I'm worried.

WTF: wow I spent all of my money on cabs. I hate the GRT and don't have my G2 yet and they're still on strike.

WTF: WTF UW I will never feel alone again. Thank you.

WTF: I feel really uncomfortable walking down and ice- and snow-covered set of concrete stairs, gripping a wet railing. Good job preparing for Winter, UW. Not like it comes EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME or anything..

WTF: I love reading these in spanish!

WTF: 30 Fucking impossible bonus marks, thanks for nothing assholes!

WTF: Blah blah blah my ex blah blah blah. Stop the shitty WTFs!

WTF: Just looked out the window this morning and saw the shitfest that is the snow outside. I'm typing this in bed, and I plan on staying here.

WTF: why doesn't the search function also apply to the comments on WTFs? Can we get that added?

WTF: I love how WTF UW seems to upset some people in various ways.

WTF: My girlfriend is exchanging christmas gifts with her exboyfriend. What the fuck?

WTF: I met the exgirlfriend of the guy I like last night. She's absolutely gorgeous, funny, and smart. I have realized that I don't stand a chance or want to be compared to that.

WTF: We've established that I like you and you like me. So why is it that we aren't dating?

WTF: My ex has been with another guy for 7 months now! and i am still not over her. In fact i feel more in love. WTF!!!!????!!!

WTF: It will be weird if I start seeing someone I know show up on WTF UW LIVE..

WTF: Turns out I have an exam in the morning that I didn't even know about. How did this happen?

WTF: this site is the best distraction ever.

WTF: If you don't want to be social, or if you feel like having an "intelligent" conversation, don't come to a site called WTF UW.

WTF: I cheated on my girlfriend last night and the only thing I'm feeling guilty about is why I don't feel guilty about doing it... I know I should feel bad, but I just don't

WTF: Hey douchebag trying to drift in the UWP parking lot: Nice crash!

WTF: At first the chat room was interesting, but now it's becoming filled with guys who just want to hook up/talk to a decent pair of tits and girls wanting attention/confirmation of their looks. The quest for intelligent conversation continues...

WTF: noticing a disturbing trend of young Asian males not washing their hand after the bathroom. Pretty fucking gross

WTF: I finally got a real female off of craigslist's casual encounters yesterday!

WTF: craigslist for escorts?... Just go to Laurier! :P

WTF: I'd much rather write exams than having to do two major papers...fml.

WTF: I'm freezing, but I can't stop eating this iced cream

WTF: I dread my glee withdrawal for the next four months after the finale tonight

WTF: I was very into this guy. But he avoided me, so I gave up. I ran into him yesterday and I realized that I still have feelings for him. WTF

WTF: can I just say I can't wait until twilight gets replaced by a GOOD book series

WTF: CHEM 266.

WTF: I came into work today to find my desk covered in glitter.

WTF: For all of these people that are lusting for their best guy/girl friend. Stop. I did that same and now I'm down one great friend and only have an ex to show for it.

WTF: I have one and only one exam... its today. I went to bed at 12:30 to try and get a good nights sleep. I couldn't get any sleep. My exam is in 2 hours FML

WTF: I woke up this morning, only to look out of my kitchen to see my next-door neighbor scratching his balls while taking a smoke.

WTF: today, i realized that the basis of my undergraduate career is not based on marks or how well I do, but rather how smart my class mates are. class rankings ftw.

WTF: Does withholding sex to prove a point actually work?

WTF: I love this school so much!

WTF: does anyone know how we figure out which room to write the psci 101 exam tomorrow?

WTF: Has anyone ever actually gotten an escort off of Craigslist? Is it worth it?

WTF: This site is getting dumber each day... people keep posting pointless wtfs and pussy mcs.

WTF: what kind of shoes do guys like to see on a girl?

WTF: What kind of shoes do girls like to see on a guy?

WTF: to the sad fuck who snuck into my room while I was out for a jog and took my wallet & cellphone: you're one pitiful human being. I'll be spending my first portion of the holidays picking up my cancelled & lost cards and somehow making up for the 200+ dollars I had in there for holiday gift buying. Not having my cell phone is like losing an arm, thanks alot asshole, I'm just thankful that I've never been desperate enough to stoop low enough to steal.

WTF: Optometry is effing nice! It's like DC on steroids without all the asians.

WTF: Someone keeps shining a light into my window. The trouble is that I'm not on the ground floor.

WTF: so i get up put in the effort to wear a thong rather than panties, and dress super tight only to realize i'd be spending the whole day at the library, thank you uw

WTF: Holy crap, loud brown gangsters have invaded the silent study in the SLC.

WTF: There's a slice of pizza in the minifridge in the PSSA lounge (HH 342) so old I think it might be historically significant.

WTF: guys: which do you prefer: sex or blow jobs?

WTF: How is it that some of the smartest people in the country still need to be potty trained?

WTF: out with movember and in with exam beards! HURRAH!

WTF: Hi UW community... a friend of mine lost his wallet a few days ago. I will not disclose any detailed personal information here, but he is of asian ethnicity. ALL of his important documents were inside (citizenship, SIN card). If anyone has seen or found a brownish gucci wallet please post here and we will contact you!

WTF: red-haired GIRLS are so hot!

WTF: reading the WTF posts in arabic makes everything sound effed up, and not as funny as it should be, just saying

WTF: Come visit Glove in the Optometry Building today.. Yay!!

WTF: I seriously hate Parking Services.

WTF: Good luck on the ELPE today guys!

WTF: lately ive been seeing things and i dont know if theyre real or not. i get these rushes where everything feels like a dream and i cant control them. i think im losing my mind.

WTF: My exboyfriend's facebook profile is at the top of my "most visited" websites.

WTF: red-haired guys are so hot

WTF: Ladies- Not only are you pissing all over the place when you hover, you're increasing you chances of a UTI. Lay some tp down and take a seat. Or at least clean up after yourselves! If dudes knew how gross some of us are...

WTF: any tips on how to get over someone?

WTF: damn you WTF UW! i did nothing productive today!!

WTF: Why do people sit in front of the computers in DP with their laptops open in front of the monitor? Honestly people - some of us actually need to use the computers!

WTF: I'd like nothing better than to make him breakfast, and he'd like nothing more than to be waking up with someone else.

WTF: Is it so hard to find a hot, straight acting gay guy in this town?

WTF: I got laid last night!

WTF: Can someone think of a good way to start some kind of collateral system for leaving your seat at DC? I'm too paranoid that if I leave for even a minute, the person sitting beside me will grab my laptop and run.

WTF: i think its really funny that the first post on OMG UW says "OMG FTW bitch."

WTF: How tall do you want your girlfriend to be?

WTF: UWWTF - the Mod(s) are just pretending to take this place seriously.

WTF: i thought i was over you... but when my first though when i see you is that i want to hold your hand i guess i'm not.

WTF: Can you mute WTF UW Live? Those beeps make me suicidal.

WTF: just one more bong hit and then I can study for calculus

WTF: I'm 19 and have slept with 4 girls so far, is that good?

WTF: My condoms have reached their expiry date - really shows how much I get.

WTF: I wasn`t home for Eid.

WTF: I won't be home for Christmas.

WTF: How about putting some milk in the dispensor at REV for a change? And why not a locator for the cashier, so at least it can be a game of tag and not hide'n'seek.

WTF: captain kirk is climbing a mountain. Why is he climbing the mountain?

WTF: Every time I study in the Comfy Lounge in MC, I check to (in vain) to see if the balcony doors are open so that I can smoke and do differentials at the same time.

WTF: I'm gonna make wtf-uw my homepage; there's no longer any use in trying to resist it.

WTF: pr0n does not seem to do it anymore...guess I"m gonna have to ask one of you ladies out sometime now...

WTF: what did the kid do, why are there cops in DC library?

WTF: I just found out that another girl that likes the guy I'm dating is on 4 stream. Peace out!

WTF: The only girl I've ever dated was from the internets.

WTF: what's everyone's favourite position?

WTF: I might have to leave this school to get help for my eating disorder!! Is it easy to come back after missing a term?

WTF: I wonder why there are Marble Slab coupons in the December 4 imprint that expire November 19th 2009

WTF: who here has taken hist 200? what are the quizzes based on and is it actually easy?

WTF: i don't understand WTF UW LIVE or what goes on in there. the click noises were a little annoying until i figured out where they were coming from. someone explain?

WTF: it's been over a year since I broke up with my old girlfriend. In the mean time I have had other girlfriends, tried different things, kept busy...but there hasn't been a day thats gone by where I haven't thought about her

WTF: "You Make My Dreams" - Hall & Oates, "Move On Up" - Curtis Mayfield .... when you're feeling down listen to those songs

WTF: Whenever it seems like I'm in a bad mood or upset, my mom asks me if I've lost weight to make me feel better.

WTF: Study hard people! We can do it!

WTF: You're slipping away from me and I just don't know how to hold on anymore. I hate long distance!

WTF: thank you to the guy who unlocked the door for me today so I could hand in a paper.. you were a life saver!

WTF: The new campus dentist office makes me feel like I'm in LA and it should cost thousands of dollars! Everything is SO white and shiny. Every one is so tan and well dressed. The girls where tight clothes and push up bras and while men are tall dark and handsome with defined jaws! WTF they don't belong in waterloo!?!?

WTF: It's snowing!

WTF: mods made a facebook group!!!! search for WTF UW on facebook. Thanks mods!!

WTF: I feel like I'm seeing more complaints about Twilight and their fans more than the actual fans themselves.

WTF: i need a good korean movie to watch, i've watched all the major ones and now it's getting hard to find new ones

WTF: What the hell are "Waterboys"?

WTF: those dental hygienists at the campus dentist are just too hot.

WTF: I'm the only non asian, non brown person at the dc library...Im not even white im latin american...once again only @ waterloo

WTF: I ran into 4 persons I know at the library today Saturday between 9 pm and 2 am...only @ waterloo

WTF: Dear Smelly Dude who sits in the computer commons in DC and plays computer golf... GO THE FUCK AWAY. There are students with important things to do who need the computers.

WTF: Is it just me or has winter tuition gone up ... AGAIN?!

WTF: WTF mods FTW

WTF: I have to say, I like WTF UW Live. It's nice to be able to talk to people who feel the same way about things, people that I can relate to. To the girl I got to meet in my stat class earlier today: you're awesome. That was brave, and I'm pretty shy so I'm glad I was able to talk to you in person. I hope to get to know you better in the coming year. :)

WTF: My OSAP is now $31 and I've about a year and a half left to go.

WTF: fuck you people who think you're being quieter going into the DP stairwell to talk on your phone. I CAN STILL HEAR EVERY WORD OF YOUR CONVERSATION.

WTF: I lost my viriginity last night!!

WTF: I absolutely hate the new google fade in thing

WTF: Please make this site more mobile friendly! Blackberry and Iphone users will love you forever.

WTF: I'm home this weekend and my mom asks me if the geese are still in Waterloo. When I say yes, she says "Grab one and cook it up."

WTF: I realized yesterday that a band of a cappella singers roaming around campus made this place feel a hell of a lot more alive.

WTF: is anyone here studying for chem 333? which parts are you focusing on?

WTF: what is the best place to study on campus?

WTF: Am I the only one who continues to check social networking sites at 4 in the morning even after the stop updating around midnight?

WTF: seriously, i just wanna hook up with someone... enough with all the drama!

WTF: I've been single for a while now, but everytime I'm with another guy, I feel like I'm cheating on my ex-boyfriend.

WTF: Is anyone else in Honours Science? What the hell am I doing with my life?

WTF: so what...expired IDs are accepted ID @ Bomber? doorman keeps sayin "renew that" - I would if there wasn't a strike, dumbshits.

WTF: 2010 World Cup draw results are out! Which team do you support?

WTF: I think I'm actually addicted to masturbation -- moreso than cigarettes -- is there any place I could go that would take me seriously? I really think it's a big problem, like any addiction.

WTF: Where should I store my stuff when I go on co-op?

WTF: I'm getting owned by a PLAN 320 assignment right now. FML!!!!!

WTF: Are all AFM students introverted and depressed? That's the impression I get. Guess you aren't having much fun crunching numbers all day and night.

WTF: damn, the girl i've been lusting after.. turns out to have a long distance boyfriend

WTF: so i skipped a year ended up first year universtiy and still 17, my birthday's not till mid summer, anyone know a place to get good fake id's? im not going to all ages crap

WTF: True Blood is totally ladies' porn.

WTF: am i a terrible person for continually leading a guy on, while not intending to hook up with him? Its just fun knowing that i have him wrapped around my finger

WTF: Am I shallow for not wanting to date a girl who's a little overweight?

WTF: My mom saw that I was had wikipedia's "Islam in Canada" page open on my iPod when she woke me up. I fell asleep reading about it. I wonder what she thinks. We're atheist white folk.

WTF: The lab staff and office staff are in an intense Christmas-decoration battle at my work. This is the one time I enjoy their intense rivalry.

WTF: I put in 48 hours at work this week. Today I fell asleep in the middle of a project meeting.

WTF: What's the deal with all these Asian guys with grey hairs coming in? That's so sad.

WTF: Anyone who wants to be a billionaire? I wanna start a club...

WTF: Why is it always the weirdest engineers that get all the girls? And the upperyears need to stop hitting on all the frosh.

WTF: i've been depressed recently.. but i just play "move on up" by curtis mayfield and then i feel better

WTF: i hate 4th year

WTF: This article explains perfectly the loneliness that people express here on WTF UW - http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/12/04/loneliness.social.network/index.html

WTF: it would be awesome if there was a UW version of omegle.com where we could just randomly talk to a UW student. Come on CS majors, do your thing!

WTF: I did not enjoy being ambushed by the 'free hugs' people on my way in to the Art Lecture Hall thursday. K'thanks.

WTF: We hooked up and then you don't even talk to me? Why did you even think there was a possibility of another hookup?

WTF: What's with people on campus? I actually made some eye contact with someone while walking after lecture and I gave a friendly smile and they returned with a "you're a creep" look. Is my school really filled with an unfriendly amd apathetic student body?

WTF: has anyone else ever noticed the smell of weed in slc? lol

WTF: Stop fucking stalking me you crazy bitch!!! I'm not blind nor deaf, please stop now

WTF: the office is not nearly as funny as it used to be.. sigh..

WTF: We hooked up in the summer and it was great but things have changed since then. I'm back on campus next semester and I'm too chicken to ask you to hang out again. I hope you'll guess that this is me.

WTF: I'm significantly depressed with how life has been treating me recently... i just wanna get on coop and get the hell out of here

WTF: Stop fucking stalking me and talking about me all the fucking time!!! Fucking creeper!!!

WTF: Men should not have to wax/shave. WTF I like him to be manly/hairy, and I prefer to be the smooth one...ladies, am I right?!

WTF: I feel like using a heavily connoted phrase like WTF instead of the more neutral OMG has led to a lot of anger being poured out here. Or maybe it's just the pre-exam period.

WTF: I am going through a very difficult decision... I want to take this girl i know out on a date, but i have a girlfriend... the problem arises where as i know i'm going to break up with my girlfriend in a month (i'm putting it off till after finals), but it still wouldn't be a very nice thing to do and i'd feel pretty guilty

WTF: I'm trying to register for chem 123, but it wont let me because the only non-mandatory tutorial time is when another one of my classes is held, and i can't change my class time because its the only time its offered, and i can't drop that course cause its not offered again till next year winter term. I emailed bisonette like two times and have waited for a week, wtf UW stop screwing me over! no one even goes to these stupid tutorials,

WTF: Exams are around the corner, assignments are due, people are stressed. Everyone should listen to some trance music to chill out/study with. Tiesto's In Search of Sunrise 7 Asia is a great start :D

WTF: I've finally realized that he'll never see me as more than a friend or a booty call. It's time to give up the chase.

WTF: I lose mt jacket somewhere between SLC and Campus Pizza last night. Did anyone find a corduroy jacket? It has my keys in it. More importantly, I just really like the jacket. Thanks.

WTF: There's this girl I have a crush on and b/c she's going away on coop next term I thought I would ask her out. Well I did and her answer was a prompt "No, I think we should just be friends." I am so crushed.

WTF: I hate waking up for my psych 291 class but I must say, the high number of beautiful girls that show up to lecture really makes it a lot easier. If you're a girl in psych 291, give yourself a pat on the back ;) Good luck on the final!

WTF: Some douche stole my phone at a bar and now is starting to post my number here occasionally for fun. WTF. Is there any way I can track this person down?

WTF: This school makes me lonely

WTF: people complaining about not having friends... maybe because you spend time on social sites... instead of actually socializing in the real world?! Instead of posting on here, go and say hi to someone...

WTF: Some douche stole my phone at a bar and now is starting to post my number here occasionally for fun. WTF. Is there any way I can track this person down?

WTF: OMGUW finally got around to updating the OMGs (not the MCs though), and the video OMG is pretty funny, but WTFUW still wins my heart because of the quick updates. <3

WTF: Co-Op sucks when you actually want to make and keep friendships.

WTF: I just dont get it... why are Planners all so sexy? Why cant the people in ENG be more like them? I mean I walk through the studio all of the time just so I can catch a glimpse of them :)

WTF: fucking poster sale line; hire more people you jerkoffs

WTF: In the 4 years I've been here I have never connected with a single person. I have no real friends - ones that will actually reply to my calls and texts, or ones that want to hang out on the weekends. I will not miss this place or the people here at all when I leave. I hate most people that I meet. I wish I could rewind 4 years and never come here. The only thing I've got out of being here these years is a drug addiction, and even that is getting old and boring as of late. When I graduate I'm not even going to attend the ceremony, you can just mail me my diploma, thanks. I hope this post can serve as a warning to people who are thinking of coming here, and that the people I am referencing here will know deep down that it is me writing this. I would be quite happy if I never had to think again about this school or the people I've had to deal with here.

WTF: has anyone ever considered that there is an exact personality duplicate of each one of our friends in every other person's social circle and we are actually all experiencing one collective lifetime albeit with different faces on each personality?

WTF: If one more person corrects an OP's spelling or grammar, I'm going to bash skulls. It's the fucking internet. Obviously you have no better comebacks than to point our their spelling errors. Shut the fuck up it doesn't make you look cool.

WTF: i can't leave my room without coming in contact with a socially awkward person and/or situation.