WTF: Props to Professor Ennis for putting the "what is the number?" question on the exam! That's one question I did not need to study for!

WTF: LOCK YOUR FUCKING DOORS WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE.

WTF: I'm pretty sure I'm more of a guy then any guy I've ever dated, and I'm a chick. I mean seriously, I have feelings an all, but that doesn't mean I wanna talk about them all the time.

WTF: this week made me realize i don't need my bf..

WTF: the best part about roommates being done exams before you, is walking around my room in my bra and underwear.

WTF: No Name is my favourite brand of food. Cheap as hell and tastes pretty fucking good!

WTF: guys always say girls are the complicated ones but guys are way worse! i don't know what's going on!!

WTF: Sometimes I wonder why I'm even studying theoretical concepts, and wonder why I don't just drop out and learn a skilled trade. Is this even going to pay off?

WTF: wtf this makes it bearable to stay wtf this gets me through the day

WTF: spotted a dude in dp checking wtf uw just now...nice!

WTF: I feel like my degree just means that I put up with school for 4 years more than someone without a degree.

WTF: Let's party.

WTF: the soap in the slc bathrooms smells like lavender. it makes me sleepy.

WTF: Does one sided love ever work? Any experience?

WTF: What is the best place to meet cougars, besides the Flying Dog?

WTF: slc naps = <3

WTF: one exam left. two more days to study. zero motivation.

WTF: I double tap the spacebar on my laptop in hopes it adds a period like it does on my BlackBerry...

WTF: I can't wait to move out of this house. You guys have been the worst housemates ever. Learn something called consideration you fucking alcoholics.

WTF: The fact that you are dating someone else now doesn't mean that you will not date me in the future. I'm all yours.

WTF: In all seriousness, does anyone outside of engineering like engineers? anyone?

WTF: My profs are some of the biggest ballers you'll ever see (in particular J-Baugh)

WTF: What are people getting their boyfriends/girlfriends for christmas? Only a week left and I have no idea!

WTF: I wonder if any of the professors/faculty read this site.

WTF: Why are there asian clubs, brown clubs, black clubs, every race and/or religion has a club on campus but white people. Why is it racist to be proud of being white? Why isn't there a white club at Waterloo? I think it's racist you can't be proud of your white heritage. I'm not hating on other races, I'm not promoting hate or violence I'm just proud of my pasty heritage ;)

WTF: i've been sleeping with my don most of this term.

WTF: i'm at a study cube in DP and some dude just gave me a candy cane and a "good luck", def just made my day

WTF: While writing my exam in the PAC, I got distracted and looked up. THERE IS A PICTURE OF THE QUEEN UNDER THE SCOREBOARD! wtf!!!

WTF: main floor dp is FREEZING. would it kill you to raise the temp a bit?? wtf uw!!

WTF: 4th year courses are 100 times more interesting than 1st and 2nd year! The exams are also 100 times harder.

WTF: WTF is so much better than OMG I don't know why!

WTF: I've slept with one of my professors.

WTF: how come ppl cheat and then get away with it... what happened to "just desserts"?

WTF: I just finished my finals!!!! Merry Christmas and happy new year everyone!!!

WTF: Turns out the water that's been leaking out of my office ceiling is from the washroom above, after maintenance said it was nothing to worry about.

WTF: I'm a guy and the last few times I've worked cover at the bar I've only gotten tips from guys. For once can't a girl smile at me and give me a tip instead of some drunk closet homo laurier kid?

WTF: Why did I have to make so many friends with 4-streamers? :( Cya guys in a year...

WTF: i feel so screwed for the microbiology exam today, i studied so much yet i still feel like i know nothing =[

WTF: I love walking through the tunnel between sch and the coop building because the paint job makes it feel like I just dropped acid.

WTF: A piece of advice to anyone going for their first co-op term this January: always be nice to the secretaries. They're the ones who have to fix your memos and time sheets, and they know where the office supplies are. Always offer to get them coffee if you go out on break. When you eventually mess up, they're the ones who'll help you fix it.

WTF: mmmh...threaths on the internet..you know this "toby" could simply show this to the cops and you could get jail time or at the very least a restriction order. Deleting this post wont help since the websites saves copies of their posts for a good 2 years.The "fag" here is not "toby" but you.

WTF: I got an exam in about an hour and a half... I stoped going to class after the midterm, I didn't study at all... I will most likely fail this course... but I don't give a shit because it's earth science

WTF: How come there is no English toffee at the Timmies in SLC?

WTF: Avatar is beyond amazing. The pure epicness cannot be described in words.

WTF: I will never be THE girl. I am the best friend, one of the guys, reliable girls. No matter what, I would help you. No matter how much you use, abuse and hurt me, I am there. At the end of the day I am who I am, and I like myself, Can you say the same?

WTF: Is there some kind of rule that says you have to treat your ex like shit? Fucking stupid. We got along for so long, why not now after an amicable break?

WTF: if you don't write an exam, do you still grade for the class?

WTF: This guy in DC just picked his nose for the looongest time LOL I swear I'm not the only one who saw him too! ALSO I cant stop coming back to this site.... OMG-UW is sooo yesterday news, WTFUW why dont you have vids?? That red-head guy and asian guy was cute!~ I swear I see him EVERYWHERE he was in DC tonite too lol

WTF: Where are the ska shows in Waterloo? I miss constant dehydration and dancing.

WTF: Instead of working out the problems in my relationship, I'm just going to drink my feelings until Christmas break is over.

WTF: Your: of or belonging to you, You're: you are, You are: an idiot. Get it right.

WTF: I woke up on a naked man today...the naked man in my textbook.

WTF: Did anyone else in Psych257 get triple As and Bs and Cs on the multiple choice?!

WTF: You're not a gangster. You go to UW. Get over yourself.

WTF: Anyone who took CS 486 with Poupart plz tell me what's coming on the exam

WTF: Buddy who did the chicken suit for the exam in PAC. Thanks to your youtube video, everyone now knows who you are. For the next 3 years at this school I'm going to hunt you down and when I see you, I'm going to fuck you up son

WTF: Oddly enough, I find doing assignments and writing term papers to be more stressful than studying for exams. It's not until I finish all of my papers where I feel like I can finally relax.

WTF: You keep it going man, you keep those books rolling, You pick up those books your going to read And not remember and you roll man. You get that a sociate degree, okay, Then you get your bachelors, then you get your masters Then you get your master's masters, Then you get your doctron, You go man, then when everybody says quit You show them those degree man, when Everybody says hey, your not working, Your not making in money, You say look at my degrees and you look at my life, Yeah i'm 52, so what, hate all you want, But i'm smart, i'm so smart, and i'm in school, And these guys are out here making Money all these ways, and i'm spended mine to be smart. You know why? Because when i die, buddy, you know What going to keep me warm, that right, those degrees

WTF: Instead of studying, I keep on calculating how high my grade would theoretically be if get perfect on the final.

WTF: I haven't put on makeup, blowdried my hair, shaved my legs, or plucked my eyebrows in weeks... thank you exams for helping me neglect my personal appearance.

WTF: Life's a bitch and then you die. That's why we get high

WTF:I'm NOT pregnant!!!!

WTF: I can't wait to get rid of the 4 stream eng frosh girls. So annoying.

WTF: hey, you. you been studying for that final? damn straight you have. you've been working hard all semester and been busting your ASS reviewing this shit. you get it. you get it read fuckin good. you don't need luck, you're gonna ACE that shit. you're gonna motherfucking ACE IT, because once you ace it, you're gonna get your bullshit degree, and get some fucking crazy job, and at some point you will get the job you went to university to get and start raking in tons of money and get yourself some fine bitch and get married and spend i don't know how many fucking years married and maybe throw out some kids and they're gonna be some pretty fucking good kids because they have your motherfucking DNA in them. and at some point you're gonna die, and your epitaph is gonna hold the truth - THAT YOU'RE GONNA ACE THAT EXAM YOU BADASS SON OF A BITCH

WTF: "bursts have terrorized students of analytical chemistry for two centuries" - analytical text of 121

WTF: Everyone that I've told that or have been about to tell that I'm gay either has a lesbian sister or lesbian aunt or gay uncle. Why do I have to be the freaking crusader for my family?

WTF: So UW gives us a free Windows 7 download but no free Windows 7 product key? Thanks UW.....Thanks......

WTF: ok i know this has probably been posted before, when you are in the library STFU, or at least whisper. it's a library. not a hang out place. if you wanna chat about useless crap go to the slc.

WTF: You know you've been drinking too much coffee when having a cup makes you SLEEPY!

WTF: tell me how you feel about conestoga.

WTF: I was bored walking home so i started singing outloud. I thought I was alone, I wasn't - a hot girl was behind me the whole time...this is more of a FML

WTF: I really can't stand living with her anymore, and I have no idea what to do

WTF: Props to the chicken in the SOC101 exam!

WTF: to the boy wearing the yellow hat, sweater, and shoes. you look like a telletubby. try something new

WTF: I'll really miss a friend during Xmas break. Maybe it's going to feel like the longest break.

WTF: http://ijustmadelove.com/

WTF: hipster in dp with purple shoes: i think your haircut is lame.

WTF: what is up with all the hair in the guys urinal stall! seriously! shave or use a hairnet

WTF: Anyone else notice tuition go up quite a bit for next term?

WTF: beatbox music is so fucking lame

WTF: I was seeing this guy who was the whole package... but his breath always smelled and he always had dandruff. I feel so shallow, but I had to break it off. I still feel bad I made up some lame excuse to not be with him, but I don't know how he would have handled it...

WTF: US DoD actually thought Canadian poppy quarters had RF transmitters in them... http://tinyurl.com/yb789pl

WTF: I hate it when people alter my grafiti. I think that stuff up, take a good pen, and carefully/neatly print it onto the wall. Alterations that people add are always dumb homophobic inanities. Seriously, even the writers for Friends are funnier than you simpletons. Stay the fuck away from my vandalism!

WTF: The CIF guy connection has shown everyone that when girls go for who they like, everyone will be happy.

WTF: why are the mods being so mysterious?

WTF: WTF: WTF: WTF: I just like the way the "WTF:"s look.

WTF: My best friend keeps hitting on this guy with a GF. I know he loves his GF so much, so she's wasting her time - yet she still persists. Is it appropriate to warn his GF about this?

WTF: We are living in a really whiney generation.

WTF: I forgot to do a question on my exam. Anyone have a 12 gauge?

WTF: WTF i hate paying double tuition for CS

WTF: How do we contact the mods? is there an email or something?

WTF: Took me 3 hours to get from campus to my house in Cambridge on the bus tonight. Plus my bus was 20 minutes late. Commuting on the bus is such a pain in the ass. Fuck you, winter. Fuck you, GRT.

WTF: I am honestly thinking about putting cyanide in my roomates drinks... blame it on product tampering... anything to get back at them, I'm also open to alternative suggestions

WTF: having UW ACE open while i'm procrastinating makes me feel productive.

WTF: The sound from WTF LIVE still doesn't go away when I mute it... So fucking annoying.

WTF: I plan on having tonnes of one night stands when I go on coop... more like hoping

WTF: Can't wait for Scissorfest 2009!

WTF: Theres a girl doing pretty advanced physical chemistry infront of me, I would SO go ask her out if I had confidence... I think I'll blame it on coop instead... yea, fucking coop

WTF: Everytime I pick up the text book I feel like I'm about to throw up

WTF: I just looked up the salaries of all my profs. Procrastination, ftw.

WTF: Think I'm going to get a 30-something % in one of my classes this term. My life is over.

WTF: PISSED OFF THAT EVERYTHING IS CLOSED. I AM FUCKING HUNRGY! Getting bored of TIMS

WTF: I love the exam period in that I can get away with an even lower standard of hygeine and dress than usual. From Math with love.

WTF: I just wrote a joke of an honours math exam (it didn't even require any proofs) since the classes this term haven't been performing well. It's probably a good thing considering I didn't study until late the night before. However, I feel really ripped off. Why should this term's exam be easier than the last season's just because we haven't been doing so hot?

WTF: I have been running on one meal per day for two weeks.

WTF: i'm in love witih electro house.

WTF: aced my 9 AM exam and then to celebrate took a shit in the Ira Needles washroom. Highly reccommend it. One of the higher end washrooms for shitting on campus in this student's opinion

WTF: It's exam period, and your room is right next to mine. I'll tolerate you blasting your music, but for GOD'S sake don't sing along.

WTF: Is it really weird for a Chinese girl to be listening to Hindi songs? :(

WTF: Trying to concentrate at DC, but again, it's hard to do it if you keep shoving your tong down your girlfriends throat in front of me, get a cubicle or something for fucks sake

WTF: Why does every girl want a serious relationship or want to get married? You girls are young and beautiful so you should enjoy single life as much as you can before you decide to get settled. long term relationships tend to get boring REAL fast.

WTF: Why are there so many TROLLS talking about their looks today!?

WTF: Students of UW, define "cool".

WTF: its so hard being a red head. everyone calls me fire box and sometimes they say i have no soul. also, people with wierd fetishes won't stop hitting on me!

WTF: Is there a correlation between quality of female profs and how I understand the material that Dr Holmes taught much better?

WTF: there is a guy that spends all day, every day at the slc. he looks like a potato. a big, fat, squashy faced potato.

WTF: I ordered two boxes of pizza last night so I would have something to chump on while pulling my studying all-nighters. Not only did I feel lonely eating all that pizza by myself, I regret spending $22, and I feel really bloated and fat. I'm throwing the rest away. Exams suck.

WTF: It's so hard being blonde. Everyone thinks I am in arts...and sometimes they think I go to laurier....other times, they don't even want to guess what faculty I am in at all...UGH

WTF: It's so hard being average looking. I mean, dealing with someone liking you... then not liking you... people hitting on you and then dry spells...ugh

WTF: i'm pretty sure some people NEVER leave the SLC.

WTF: It's so hard being an ugly guy.

WTF: It's so hard being a hot girl. People are so scared to approach me and when someone does approach me, most of the time they turn out be total douchebags.

WTF: I wonder what the person who calls people ugly in as many WTFs as possible looks like

WTF: I think all the good looking people at UW should come together and establish a modelling society in form of a FEDS club.

WTF: iiiiiii know your man deals and the cops are gonna looooooooove it. Seriously, just keep pushing my buttons, bitch. You're one phone call away from losing any tiny chance you have left of getting your law degree.

WTF: I love being on WTF UW as new WTFs are being posted! Makes my day!

WTF: It's clear to me now that this university gives preference to Engineers when making the exam schedule. My roommates have at least two days between their exams, yet I have 3 in two days. Way to be UW. Way to be.

WTF: I'm so nervous for my exam, I shit 3 times in the last hour!

WTF: ELPE = East-asian Legalized Push for Expatriation

WTF: I'm not that nerdy, but I don't even know where to begin when it comes to talking to a girl I don't know

WTF: Who's the bitch who voted "no" about reading WTF over the break? GTFO if you aren't gonna read!

WTF: I'm about to go to DC to check out all the asian girls... consider this your warning

WTF: J'aime l'idée d'un WTFUW multilingue! (en référence à la poste coréen)

WTF: My workplace is full of gays. LOVES IT!!!!!

WTF: Dear Imprint: Bring back Shaniqua!

WTF: I'm really craving white rice saturated in ketchup..have I brought my korean parents shame?

WTF: omgwaterloo should give up. no, you haven't crashed yet but i'm pretty sure its the same 4 people that ever post.

WTF: I keep getting junk email saying "invitation to fuckbook"

WTF: Do yourself a favour and don't ever take PACS 202

WTF: Does anyone else notice that the Comments are funnier than the WTF

WTF: Shoveling your sidewalk sure would make my walk to school a whole lot easier.

WTF: just because im female, blonde and in arts does not give you reason to hit on me

WTF: well, fingers crossed for the bell curve.

WTF: i feel like everyone that leaves an MC is playing a real life game of "where's waldo?" I fucking hate waldo. i can never find the little fucker.

WTF: Really interested to know why every guy that walks by the computers in DC look longer at one girl's screen.

WTF: I didn't know butch lesbians can be so catty and bitchy. I thought the whole point of being butch was to be masculine...

WTF: ENGL 200 exam tonight... if I see you there... I'm making a move

WTF: I would rather watch that sarah palin porno and jerk off instead of having my girlfriend over tonight. not because i don't like my girlfriend. its just that im lazy.

WTF: I think someone just made a loud orgasmic noise in DC. Silent study rooms being put to use?

WTF: If you're not mature enough to deal with the consequences, then you're not mature enough to start having sex.

WTF: I'm pretty sure Stats 202 is going to be my demise.

WTF: there was a guy in my soc class who always wore track pants that looked SUPER soft, like they were new. except... he wore them all semester. so how could they stay so new and soft?

WTF: I'm pro-life and I'm a guy.

WTF: Stats 278 exam raped 200 people in 2 hours!!!!!

WTF: Just a message to girls, there is no bigger turn off than to hearing you are against abortion... seriously.

WTF: Tim Horton's in the SLC was the only place to get coffee on campus on exam saturday morning.

WTF: I need to stop sleeping with my exgirlfriend.

WTF: 여자친구가 임신했는데 어쩌죠?

WTF: Tim Hortons needs to be open 24/7 during exam time!!

WTF: that's it im going to live in the mountains. bye uw :(

WTF: There's people massaging each other in front of me at DC, listen dude I know you're proud you have a girlfriend because you are ugly as fuck, but please stop gropping her in front of me

WTF: If there has ever been a time I've wanted to hit a woman, it is right now

WTF: Here's to everyone whose in shit tonight.

WTF: I'm impressed at how well most Koreans dress.

WTF: I hate being in love.

WTF: If you use the men's bathroom at Popeye's, sit the fuck down! Your aim obviously isn't as good as you think it is, and I'm sick of cleaning up after you.

WTF: Watched a bitch fit between a passenger and bus driver last night. "Wha wha the bus is late" But as soon as she told him to GTFO he was all appologies. It's winter people, deal.

WTF: i <3 marble slab.

WTF: the only way I found motivation to start studying was becasue someone else came into the computer lab. I didn't want them to see me on facbook and judge me. Thank you social pressure!!

WTF: This guy is nice, smart, handsome, tall, and hardworking. The most perfect guy I have ever met. But I know he's not mine.

WTF: I failed PD1 because the TA did not like the way I answered the interview question "how many yellow cars are there in Canada." WTF.

WTF: I started to cry while studying for stats. I can't get one practice problem correct STILL.

WTF: There's a hot guy sitting next to me in DC studying, but I don't think there's any non-creepy way to approach him...

WTF: My only motivation is revenge... if only I could somehow transfer that to school work

WTF: Trying to hold back burping/gas-y sounds in the DC cubicles after eating chicken wraps from Tim Hortons. What do they put in the wraps?!

WTF: long distance relationships never work out, not even in the movies

WTF: I'm praying for a snow day so my exam gets cancelled!

WTF: I'm going to fail this term because I can't get over my ex. Goodbye scholarships... and possibly goodbye UW.

WTF: I'm a totally different looking person from these exams. The glorious exam beard, lack of sun on my skin, and lose of weight from minimal nutrient intake makes me feel like a real badass UW student now!

WTF: I started a convo at 4AM with a guy that ditched me for no obvious reason a while ago becuase I can't stop thinking about it and somehow we're talking about his latest gf dumping him instead of what I really want to talk about. ARGH.

WTF: Not sleeping, not studying, not partying. Should've stayed in DC.

WTF: Prof. Wood. Thanks for putting on an amazing course. I wish you could teach my engineering courses...