WTF: My (ex)boyfriend is such a terrible, terrible human being... I don't know how I was fooled for so long. Steer clear, ladies.

WTF: I'm at home on a friday night seriously considering going to bed at 11pm after watching a chick flick, on my own. Why did I want to be in co-op again? What good could possible come from being alone in my home town for four months (except for the job experience)?

WTF: All the male planners are such cock whores...

WTF: Chainsaw has the shittiest, slowest service I've experienced in awhile.

WTF: I am soo horny in my psci classes, whyyy do they have to be full of hot guys!? MMM MMM MMMM

WTF: law abiding citizen sucked! what a horrible ending! The entire movie was great until the very end! the ending sucked! I am pissed!

WTF: I actually enjoyed this week's Imprint for once. I'm trying to figure out if they actually got rid of the pointless sex columns or if not all of their writers are back in the office.

WTF: How can you gauge what league you're in? Seriously.

WTF: Guys guys!! there is a hot girl working in MC, check out the undergrad office she's working at the left corner of reception! So hot, woohooo!

WTF: The questions and podcasts for PSYCH 211 aren't posted. Stop sending messages about it!

WTF: The only girls I like fucking are the ones with boyfriends.

WTF: Guys in any big lecture hall, do me a favor and fill the middle seats first! Stepping over everyone is the most goddamn awkward thing in the world when you're 5'2"...

WTF: why is it so hard to find a hot white guy to be fuck buddies with?? guys, talk to girls when you're attracted to them cause we probably don't have the balls...no pun intended.

WTF: This afternoon's FR152 class was more boring than watching paint dry.

WTF: Sometimes I forget that I have my Black Belt in American Kenpo. I should really start going back to lessons.

WTF: When you come to a seminar with a bad cold, please cover your fucking mouth when you cough. Best yet, if your coughing is that bad, don't bother coming at all. Not only could I not hear the prof talk because of your constant hacking, you probably infested me with some sort of virus...

WTF: ACE isn't working.

WTF: I think what I love most about coop so far, is doing a job I would probably have done for free (and using that money to pay for all my tuition)... But then again I've wanted to be the same thing for as long as I can remember

WTF: guys , I am in love with a stripper. Should I buy her a drank?

WTF: To everyone who came to UW with one goal in mind, banging asians: it was a tough journey but goddamn the results are amazing.

WTF: I hate people who talk out in class for attention... I'm talking to you Luigi.

WTF: Between suggesting nicotine withdrawal to be responsible for months of PTSD symptoms, forgetting the compulsive aspect of OCD repeatedly, and filling aisle seats first, the fuckwits in PSYCH 257 are proving certain stereotypes correct.

WTF: I'm considering doing four classes instead of five this semester. Does anyone recommend this for achieving higher grades?

WTF: To the two oblivious, chatty bitches at the CIF this morning: The adductor machine isn’t something you socialize on. You successfully obstructed the machine for twenty minutes, until some poor guy politely asked to use it. Save everyone the inconvenience and go get a coffee next time, because the only muscle you exercised today was your tongue.

WTF: Is it possible to hook up with a tamil girl who hangs out with her tamil crew if you are white?

WTF: The bomber "security" take their jobs too seriously

WTF: whats with math courses in AL... those lecture halls are too big damit!

WTF: I want pancakes. It's 1:15AM. I have a class at 8:30AM. I WANT PANCAKES.

WTF: Has anyone not from the Science faculty joined the Science Society? I'm in Arts and I want to join.

WTF: I was walking by the back entrance to MKV and something slammed into my back. I thought it was just some snow falling off the roof and didn't even pay attention. It wasn't until I went to the washroom that I noticed I had egg yolk all over my backpack and coat. First of all, god fucking damn it this is my favorite backpack and it's going to cost 100 dollars to get a new one, second of all - what the FUCK?

WTF: Where can I go to hook up with asian girls, sorry if this offends anyone

WTF: It's only the 3rd day of school and I can already feel the pressure setting in. I'm trying to put on a brave face but I feel that it's going to cave in any moment now.

WTF: I just photocopied over 1000 sheets of paper today, and I work for an environmental engineering firm.

WTF: Finally didn't miss a connection.. it felt good.

WTF: So it's the 3rd day on the job, and I have no idea what I'll be doing for the next 15 weeks of this coop job. Is anyone else in the same boat?

WTF: Is there a large wait for campus doctors or should I wait two weeks for my appointment with my family doctor?

WTF: WOOOOO! First bomber tonight! Gonna try to bang an asian girl.

WTF: I'm an honours English student, yet I have not passed the ELPE exam yet

WTF: Yes I get naked when I'm changing in the locker room. Thanks for getting all quiet and embarrassed around me immature brats.

WTF: This Lady Gaga phase won't go away! I need good music back now.

WTF: So WTF UW has a lot of female readership... Interesting

WTF: I get unreasonably excited whenever I get an email from bookro.

WTF: I hate school I hate school I hate school I hate school I hate school. Who else hates having to do stuff? dont you wish you could just not do anything everyday!

WTF: thanks to all the advertisement. I am now ripped, and it only took 4 days! :D

WTF: To the girl continually asking questions in AFM 231: I hope this doesn't last all year. What are you, stuck on stupid?

WTF: GEOG 101 whats upp???? SO many good looking people in that class ;)

WTF: fucking accident on University. I almost shit my pants.

WTF: i can't wait for new MCs about new classes, new routines and the bomber. love the new year.

WTF: After dating for 8 months you still can't say that you love me back.

WTF: I can never sleep before the first day of classes

WTF: if global warming is real then why is there so much fucking snow outside

WTF: I'm amazed by how many guys put face shots on their profiles on hookup sites.

WTF: eff you used book store for closing before 5.30.. like when you said you would

WTF: Its the first day back, and I feel the depression coming on already. Maybe getting a co-op job on campus was a stupid idea?

WTF: Looking at my credit statement is such a sobering experience...

WTF: How the fuck is the GRT always showing up late when the roads are clear? FUCK.

WTF: someone please recommend to me an easy 3rd year level arts course - one without pre-reqs please :D

WTF: How can you be so in love with someone that doesn't care about you? I see what he's doing to you and it makes me sick.

WTF: Can we start registering gfor spring courses now? Or do I have to wait for open enrollment?

WTF: yessss :D I passed math 235 & 237!!! :D

WTF: WTF is the Student Services Fee, FedofStdnts Administered Fees, Federation of Students Fee? I'm taking 3 on campus classes and getting charged over $2000.

WTF: People, snow is NOT an excuse for parking like an asshole. Remember to be parralel to other cars (or try to remember where the marks are) and do not leave more than 1m between the neighbouring cars. Otherwise you're taking up two spots, asshole. Also, don't park in the middle of the empty snow covered lot - you're screwing it up for everyone. Park next to some other car and don't be an asshole. Thanks and good luck parking.

WTF: PD 1 is stressing me out already.

WTF: Can't believe our break's over already.

WTF: How come ACE hasn't turned over to winter term yet? I wanna figure out what courses to swap

WTF: I hate it when things sell out. Why does it have to be about money? This site used to be legit, and now its just a money grab. If that's not a what the fuck, I don't know what is.

WTF: alright we start classes on monday...where the hell are the rest of my fucking marks!?!

WTF: asking for your money back after buying a textbook from someone because someone has it cheaper is really not cool. Research it first.