WTF: Bradley Moggac should not be president. Goodbye welfare of UW.

WTF: www.geektown.ca/2010/02/bet-u-cant-rite-lol-.html Keep making me proud, Waterloo.

WTF: Bye WTF UW. I would have never met my best guy friend if I hadn't used this. Love him <3 Thanks for all the memories.

WTF: i hate online DE midterms...ughh

WTF: i couldn't ger her phone number because i had to get off the bus

WTF: To the guys who were bluntly cheating during the PHIL. 215 midterm exam, I hope you fail.

WTF: I don't know if it helped or harmed me... but, I want to thank you, WTF-UW, for partaking and, I suppose, for having faith in me enough to put up a banner. Unless you did it for the lulz... that would just be funny. - Jesse v.A.

WTF: I want good sex.

WTF: Bye, WTF-UW. I will not be missing Linkbucks.

WTF: Do all Asians think its alright to put toilet paper covered with period blood in the bin for everyone to see and to not answer the door when there's someone there and they are a foot away from it?

WTF: This site was clearly a tactic by Jesse van Amerom to campaign outside of the campaigning period. Look at the bias in the accepted WTFs and the endorsment he got and the timing of the shutdown. Probably had mindcontrol rays in the linkbucks, but my tinfoil hat saved me from those.

WTF: I want to settle this: I don't care what race you are- when you wear colour contact lenses it's obvious and you aren't fooling anyone-they make you look like a corpse!

WTF: Hey Jersey Shore Girl who looks orange on the 6th floor of DP. I don't care if you failed your classical studies test or forgot about your French midterm. Stop talking in the library & study. And by the way, your midterm wasn't "gay", you're just stupid.

WTF: The girls sitting next to me at St. Jerome's are eye fucking the shit out of me, problem is they're really ugly...I'm scared I might get rapped if I go to the bathroom :S

WTF: If WTF UW shuts down, where will I go to check Missed Connections for the post about me that will never happen?

WTF: jenna goodhand ad on facebook WTF

WTF: =[ losing wtfuw will be like losing a close friend, i could confide in you with everything, please don't leave,

WTF: i secretly like to procrastinate before exams, the cram all night. the stress makes me feel alive. waterloo, what have you done to me??

WTF: Do they make filing a petition or grievence way too difficult in order to dissuade students from filing them? Because I am completely and utterly intimidated and put off by this process.

WTF: I've lived with asians, whites, blacks, gay people, all women *except me, all men, engineers, and probably more than I'm forgetting ... during this term what I've come to realize is: I'm NEVER going to live with indian people again

WTF: has anyone seen the "Wanted" poster on campus? Does anyone know the tool who is mentioned on it?

WTF: When is it too early to resort to dating websites?

WTF: I'm so sad WTF UW's ending.

WTF: The might mustache is pulling through. Vote van AMEROM!!

WTF: is it just me or is this site starting to get lame?

WTF: I have never had mind blowing sex. Is it just me or is sex kind of boring?

WTF: I smell an OMGUW coming on...

WTF: That Maggoch character sure sounded enthused when talking to his friends about the "bullshit" he'd have to do on the bus today. Hearing him talk made me change my vote from declined to Jesse van Amerom

WTF: There's gotta be an easier way to figure out someones sexuality then creeping their facebook for 30 minutes for clues.

WTF: What is with these 5 foot tall Asian girls who actually think they're real models?

WTF: HEY WATERLOO! GUESS WHAT?! most schools have some motherfucking school pride. most schools thinks it's hilarious that their engineers are insane. most schools are proud when they can drink their faces off. holy fuck you're the biggest goddamn cult of fucking nerds i've ever been exposed to. shut the fuck up and go back to your homework you socially retarded fucks.

WTF: NO MOAR LINKBUCKS? LOL.

WTF: I just popped a huge fucking pimple and it jizzed all over my bathroom mirror.

WTF: hey mods. update more often? please? thanks. love yooooou.

WTF: Getting laid is the best thing in the world.

WTF: UW Wireless doesn't like LinkBucks. :D

WTF: To the girl who cried in the afternoon on the fifth floor in MC, we heard you....cheer up =)

WTF: Wow, linkbucks is down so every click on a WTF leads to a 404.

WTF: A note to asians everywhere: If you're going to walk slowly, walk in single file. We all know you're cute, but some of us have places to be.

WTF: I want to help Queens steal the Engineers tool again!

WTF: Apparently Jesse cleaned up at the debate today? Somebody tell me what happened.

WTF: Having an unusually serious talk with your best bud is really awkward but really bonding. Damn I love my friends.

WTF: Allan Babor regularly spent long nights at the office over the past year completely baked ... lol just sayin...

WTF: snowmobiles are fucking awesome. I own two. You own less

WTF: Allan Babor wasn't at the debate today. WTF was he doing?

WTF: The guy in front of me is chewing his gum really fucking loud, and has gone through 5 pieces in the last hour.

WTF: I will vote for Piraveena because the baby on her posters is adorable!!!

WTF: when i'm at boxing and need that extra push to punch harder or faster i pretend that i'm vegeta the prince of all saiyans

WTF: black dress shirt, white jeans, get ready UW

WTF: I want to foc my FOC.

WTF: Fact: Clicking on random WTF won't lead you to bloody linkbucks

WTF: Bradley Moggach regularly consumed vast amounts of alcohol and puked on the floor of residence during his first year here. Don't vote for this clown.

WTF: What do you do if an old stalker is posting anoymous, untrue, and defaming things about you on the internet and you have no way to prove it?

WTF: any urban myths/legends about ghost/hunted houses/spirits, anything like that in the waterloo area? I am just curious. link would be nice

WTF: I love Asian girls. Why can't I get one to be my girlfriend? :(

WTF: Yes, I understand what tradition is and how important it can be. Yes, I empathize with how hard it must be to work towards and achieve a degree in engineering. No, I don't think it is acceptable when you act like a bunch of fucking douche bags. Your arrogance only makes you look like dicks.

WTF: Is dating your ex boyfriends best friend really against some stupid rule?

WTF: bom bom be dum bom bom be dum dum disturbiaaaa

WTF: Fuck you FEDS security (other than the very few that are comepetent) for ruining IRS for a number of us - burn in the fiery depths of hell. Also, enjoy your criminal charges.

WTF: I was trolling the Japanese iTunes store for J-pop, only to find half the songs were in English and from North America...

WTF: since there are so many ethnic clubs on campus, i figure its about time to start a club for white males. we can talk about tits, guns and beer.

WTF: has anyone had a marketing sort of job with microsoft for coop before? what's the money like? i'm in a pickle

WTF: Why were there so many people in costumes on Friday???

WTF: What's with all the Asians always eating in MC 3008. Every monitor has a sign telling you to take you food out of the room. Maybe they can't read English.

WTF: I think this asexual phase is becoming a problem. I've been so desensitized by anything to do with sex that I don't get turned on anymore. WTF.

WTF: I don't care about the Feds election at all.

WTF: the asian girl with the cat ears in FASS was fucking hot.

WTF: I JUST found out that Jenna Goodhand and Allan Babor are dating after stalking his facebook profile. She better not win because of a rigged election.

WTF: Alright WTFUW, post some epic quotes in the comments... ex. "yea, I don't like to work on my porn computer" - my supervisor (I shit you not)

WTF: Can someone from engineers tell us the story of the iron ring? i'm kind of interester =)

WTF: Bomber wouldn't let costumed people in today!

WTF: I am loving the political debates here! I'm thinking that maybe all this excitment on WTF will bring up the voter turnout this year...Feb 9th!

WTF: The guy behind me left his car keys on his desk... When I noticed I had an image of me taking those keys, finding that car, driving across canada, dumping school, house, friends, girls and becoming a homeless person in Vancuver.

WTF: Hey Engineers shut the fuck up!

WTF: Discussing hangovers with my boss on office msn. Epic? I think so.

WTF: I've never been a geese hater. I've always thought they were innocent things and minded my own business when walking by them. But seeing them yesterday around SCH on the grass like that really disgusted me. Why the fcuk were there so many of them?

WTF: Matt Waller gets removed as chair of the arts endowment fund, a FUNDING body, and now he's running to be chief financial officer of the feds? WTF!

WTF: Hey graduating engineers? Stop acting like a bunch of immature fucktwats.

WTF: I effin hate when brown people wear coloured contact lenses. It looks so creepy! like a possessed demon...you are brown!! you have BROWN eyes!!!!! ughh

WTF: IRS makes my arts lectures more fun. Thank you arts lectures for being more boring than idiots running around drunk

WTF: Team Yellow is excessively effective at marketing. It's pretty sweet.

WTF: Many people say they're lonely and that they need a bf/gf. But do you really need one? Be happy with who you are right now, and who knows, something might happen when you're not looking

WTF: I was eating veggie soup at TIm's and then pulled a huge chunk of beef out of it. I hope veggies don't think this soup is safe! HAHAH

WTF: Vote for team EVERYONE! I don't know what I am doing, or how to do it, and I can't answer questions... but YAY! Team everyone!

WTF: I'm in China and feeling right at home - Waterloo has prepared me well

WTF: I wonder if people have ever made the connection that the people that post here, and post on MCs are the same. Mean and brave on this side, lonely and shy on the other. Maybe that's karma?

WTF: Sarah Cook quoted Phil's AND Kick Offs. I love that woman.

WTF: I know that running for student government is knowingly putting yourself up for public scrutiny... but the stuff on these things usually have nothing to do with elections. It's all personal attacks from digruntled people. It's really ruining the integrity of the students.

WTF: I listened to the residence debate... Jenna doesn't know how to answer a question if Allan pre-typed it for her and handed it ot her mid question. She's as dumb as Ugg Boots.

WTF: I think I'll vote for the black guy. Black people are really underrepresented on campus.

WTF: Can we elect mods as Feds president?

WTF: Moggach and Best visited my class. I was impressed by their posters, but actually hearing them speak guarantees I will not be voting for them.

WTF: what's up with girls wearing leggings under shorts?

WTF: can I do basic training? as in join the army for 4 months and get basic training but not be forced to serve later on... ?

WTF: I LOVE it when the bus is packed and I'm standing in the middle holding the high bar and just fucking rocking that shit like it's a concert! How does my backpack taste bitches

WTF: To all the lonely, heartbroken ladies and gentleman who complain about not getting any. I have an amazing girlfriend that I cheat on about once or twice a week. If you think there aren't any single, horny people on campus who would happily fuck you, read the posts. Seriously. Grow a set.

WTF: If this guy using the Obama campaign wins, I'm outta here.

WTF: Jenna Goodhand lost 15% of her budget for BRIBING students to vote for her.

WTF: for all the people in afm 123 who dont have a group...please make some friends in class and stop sending out mass emails

WTF: there's a burning sensation when I pee.

WTF: If a camel and a hippo were to fornicate and have a baby, and that baby camepotamus were to laugh, it would sound like the stupid blonde girl on the 2nd floor of slc. So annoying.

WTF: DUSTED. The one night that every engineer gets laid!

WTF: The shower I just took at CIF was one of the coldest I've had in years. You'd think if this cheap-ass university can afford to throw up building after ugly building they could shell out $30-40k for an extra hot water system.

WTF: Co-op is fucking bullshit.

WTF: What the fuck am I paying MORE money for? For a pat on the back after succesfully teaching myself another semester?

WTF: We may not like the same things, speak the same language, or even come from the same country, but something we CAN agree on, is how much we fucking hate UW... and isn't that what University is all about? WTF UW, lets give this another shot.

WTF: I really need some gay guy friends!!! I am a girl and I had tons before moving to waterloo. They're SO AMAZING. I MISS IT!!!!!

WTF: Stop spamming emails through ACE asking questions that the course syllabus CLEARLY answers, you fucking imbeciles.

WTF: Why am I still a virgin? Is it sad that I haven't got laid yet or is it sad to think that way? But seriously, I think it's because we have too many geeks and nerds in Waterloo.

WTF: I thought there were posters advertising some competition to cook your best moggach

WTF: All the elections drama remind me of student council drama from HIGH SCHOOL. GROW THE FUCK UP UW STUDENTS!

WTF: Do profs know that most of us have 4 other classes with readings, assignments and tests?

WTF: The Chair of the referendum's "YES" committee is acclaimed for VP Education.

WTF: There is a disproportionately high number of frat/sorority members running for Feds executive.

WTF: I want to kill myself but I want to make it look like an accident. Any tips?

WTF: Dont let Bradley Moggach or Jesse Van Ameron win!!

WTF: to the guy sitting 2 desks behind me RIGHT NOW in DP...i TOTALLY heard you fart! ...

Lost: A pink heart-shaped USB that looks like a cookie. I have many assignments on it that I need back. If anyone finds it, please respond, thanks!

WTF: So Casa Salsa closes down and what goes in instead? Another generic-looking asiany place. Wow. That's great. I'm sure it'll last!

WTF: Where's the best place to nap on campus?

WTF: The construction beside the SLC is the most inconvenient shit ever. Thanks for tarnishing my UW experience.

WTF: no offense WTF but vote YELLOW please!!!!

WTF: Anyone willing to trade a Stride branded headband for a Stride branded wrist?

WTF: WTF UW READ THIS http://imprint.uwaterloo.ca/2010/feds/results/

WTF: what happened to bbq, durbanite and the rest of 'em?

WTF: Honestly, fuck Jesse. You mods are pussies if you don't let this WTF get through.

WTF: Some stranger offered me a cookie, and I took it with out much hesitation...be proud mom and dad i will get raped eventually, oh and every other student took it too :)

WTF: the bridge between SLC and STJ being closed is the bane of my existence

WTF: I wish I was a Super Saiyan

WTF: The OEC after party that turned into some engineer's birthday party had one of the hottest guys I have ever seen at it.

WTF: literally going to graduate with no action whatsoever in waterloo. thank god for exchanges.

WTF: I don't know why it took me so long to realize that I can let you go. I don't even feel sad about it anymore.

WTF: take the retarded ads out off this website.

WTF: how can I possibly be this distracted?!

WTF: As dedicated as I am to you WTF-UW, I am NOT voting purple. I am voting Yellow.

WTF: Why is it that when someone asks a question in class almost everyone else stares at that person like they hate him/her?

WTF: RIP Geoff Lloyd

WTF: Are asian vaginas really sideways?

WTF: Why do people ask the stupidest questions on discussion boards, especially for DE courses? People need to learn to read through the instructions and other posts before asking the same dumb questions over and over agian!

WTF: holy shit write an MC that allows the person to actually recognize that they might be the subject of your unrequited love.

WTF: Yesterday I walked into a UWP suite, and didn't realize it wasn't mine until my key wouldn't open "my" room door. The other roommates were clearly in their rooms with their doors shut. I managed to make it out without anyone noticing, but I should really stop smoking so much weed.

WTF: I would just like to remind everyone, that even though you hear deep dark secrets about someone, there is one that is far deeper and far darker that you'll never know... sometimes with the worst secrets, people forget they even have them

WTF: My farts have been so smelly for the past 2 days!

WTF: Do I seriously have to rent a suit for the job fair? I realize university students think they're the shit, but for god's sake we're braindead university students looking for internships and summer jobs, not senior management positions.

WTF: I am not sure I will be allowed to graduate, I am so so scared to go to the office and find out. I haven't told anymore. I have tears in my eyes every time I think about it.

WTF: how do we vote for president of feds? that banner motivated me to vote. You do not ruin an amazing website like this with pointless stuff

WTF: Could the mods provide an explanation of why this Jesse fellow is a stronger candidate than the rest of the field?

WTF: Lots of lovesick puppies on here lately.

WTF: what does everyone have against hipsters anyway? they seem like a pretty harmless clique

WTF: Is Jesse van amerom a mod or something? How is he getting all this free publicity?

WTF: what's up with the blonde girl that works at feds and always looks pissed?

WTF: My only friend is my ex bf. We broke up long ago but we're still so close because I have no other friends. I need to stop hanging out with him, but I get lonely and I don't know what the hell to do!

WTF: Why are half the cars in Parking Lot B either BMWs, Mercedes, Acuras, or Audis? Do students really have that much cash or are they just being a bunch of posers?

WTF: Just got rejected from every law school in Ontario even though I had an 80.5% average and an average LSAT score. Here I come Saskatchewan...

WTF: When do guys consider a girl to be fat?

WTF: Coming to university has actually made me more religious.

WTF: Why don't we turn Fed Hall into a new Student Services Complex? It would be a much better use of the space.

WTF: too bad you have a boyfriend. I want you so bad. I dream of spending time with you. Randoms girls just dont satisfy me anymore. I want you and you. No one else. I have told you this but you're just sexually attracted to me. I want more than that - The boy who is crazy in love with you

WTF: what would happen if I were to have sex with chuck norris? :S

WTF: Applied for a post-degree program yesterday. The fee was $220. OUAC can s my d!!!!!

WTF: Fucking lonely WTF UW. Need a girlfriend. :(

WTF: Jesse van amerom is not a hipster

WTF: I haven't got laid since July

WTF: There's a middle-aged asian man standing at one of the DC computers looking at softcore gay porn. Fucked up.

WTF: I understand when there is a cancellation fee with a cell phone company, because they let you buy the phone at a big discount in the first place... But a cancellation fee with a car insurance?? Of an amount of one month's charge?? What the hell? I hate these mother#kers.

WTF: Your backpack does not need a seat. It can go on your lap or the ground. That is all.

WTF: Oooo, the iPad is a giant iPod touch!

WTF: To all the sexy ladies in Geog 368/ Plan 341: Keep doing what you're doing.

WTF: My boyfriend doesn't really talk to me and even when we do talk it's stupid and unromantic. Best I get from him is a peck on the lips when he is not drunk. Should I pull a ditch?

WTF: Brown girls are so hot, but they're BITCHES!!!!!

WTF: Hey Quest and JobMine: The internet isn't supposed to shut down for the night.

WTF: I hate being in love with a complete fucking asshole.

WTF: I wanted something serious with you last year, but you had a boyfriend. And you ignore my feelings.Now he mistreats you and you come back crawling back to me, We fuck and you want something serious with me? fuck you bitch. You're good at giving blowjobs, that's it. You missed your chance. I hope you feel sad and cry. I was sad too.

WTF: Back in the grade school days we filled a sour cream sized plastic tub up with chewed up mouthfuls of our lunch sandwiches and then mixed in some milk and juice. We lidded it and left it in a locker for 3-4 months. One day my friend opened it. The smell and appearance of what was inside: unspeakable. We put the open container in the middle of the hallway. Some dude walking by accidentally kicked it over. It splattered over his shoes and the floor. A teacher happened to see him kick it. She forced him to clean it all up while she watched. I still laugh when I think about it. What kind of a man am I, WTF UW?

WTF: why the fuck is jesse van ameroms web site done in the laurier school colours? how did that slide by??

WTF: i am so down with this girl and pretty sure she is into it too. she has a boyfriend and he is actually a pretty decent guy but im pretty sure something is gonna happen soon between me and this girl. help me out here WTF UW

WTF: Has anyone else here been diagnosed as being an Aspie? I feel like UW would have more but I haven't met any others.

WTF: I will not hook up with anyone unless they're on OUA. Call me a puck bunny, call me shallow but if guys expect me to work on my body, I only expect the same of them. That's right engineers, hit the PAC.

WTF: This morning I hit a new low. While showering I felt an urge to fart so I kind of pushed a bit to squeeze it off. Maybe I pushed a little too hard because a stream of liquidy shit just streamed out and went down the drain. I was so fucking shocked. I mean I've shit in a forest, a paper bag, and the ocean, but never the shower...until today

WTF: There is so much hate going on here for asian people. But...I get what people mean. Some asian people are really strange and make ALL asians look bad. I am asian...it's okay to say it...right?

WTF: I think an employer I applied to is discriminating against males in their interview selection... Is there anything I can do?

WTF: UW has a 15% voter turnout, theproblem with the canidates running is that this s not an issue for them. They are more concerned with the coraprate agenda of the

WTF: Is it just me or is it common if I really wanna fuck someone in the on campus in as many buildings as possible

WTF: Check out the ASU debate online at http://radio.feds.ca/ GET INVOLVED PEOPLE

WTF: ASU debate streamed live at http://radio.feds.ca/

WTF: Hahahah, I Pad, what an unfortunate name for this product.

WTF: WTFUW is just full of pointless arguments by students trying to procrastinate more

WTF: FUCK LINKBUCKS

WTF: Is it just me who tries not to laugh when the Asian lady working at Timmies in SCH calls me young man, hunny, or love?

WTF: I laughed when I saw how many people are against Ritalin and adderall but are okay with coffee. Caffeine is also a study drug you guys.

WTF: girls are so fucking crazy and controlling

WTF: Our dear Muslim/Middle Eastern friends at UW. Do you use toilet paper or is there some truth to the hand wipe myth? Just wondering.

WTF: In my fridge, I left a container with a chicken breast inside of it for over a month. When I opened it, it had grown tentacles and looked like some kind of disgusting monster. My mind is forever tarnished.

WTF: Best new club award: UW Dominatrix and Fetish Club.

WTF: I feel bad for crinkling my Tim Hortons wrapper in the library. So I either do it really quickly or take my time and try to not make noise.

WTF: huge respect for the curb your enthusiasm scene reenactment going down in WTF UW LIVE :)

WTF: Everyone is pressuring me to get Twitter...

WTF: The girl sitting next to me on the bus got dumped over the phone. The ride from Fairview to UW never felt so long.

WTF: I have not gotten any co-op interviews yet.

WTF: just saw the asian version of Ace Ventura on my walk home, complete with ridiculously tight pants and man boots hahaha it's so funny how asians think they have style

WTF: To the people beside and behind me today in PSYCH 211, I kept a tally of how many times you loudly sniffled during lecture… 269 times is far too many! Being sick sucks, having to listen to sniffles all lecture also sucks and is distracting to others around you. Next time please bring tissue.

WTF: Asian girl riding the 12 bus, 12:30 on wednesday.. You had no lenses in your glasses. This pisses me off not only because I have corrected vision, but because you took being fashionably retarded to a whole new level.

WTF: Despite all of the hype about the upcoming Feds election, I just find myself reeeeally not caring. Does that make me a bad person?

WTF: Apple's new "tablet" is too damn small. Fuck.

WTF: sometimes I have to go to two or three washrooms before I can find one clean enough to dream of passing some quality time there. Some people are animals!

WTF: The Apple iPad should have pen support, handwriting recognition, and a camera... I'm a little disappointed, but will still probably buy one in the future.

WTF: If you want to talk go to DC. If your in DP shut the fuck up!

WTF: Has anyone in math got an interview? This is my first coop term, and I haven't got any, I'm worried.

WTF: how are a bf/gf both running for feds? wouldnt it be fucked up if your boss was your boyfriend? who let this pass?

WTF: I seriously think there needs to be artistic critera for campaign posters on campus. if you are going to cover my campus with your posters, at least make them pretty.

WTF: it makes me mad when people don't use favicons

WTF: fuck! why does every girl that I like and see potential in her as gf material has a bf?! fuck it.

WTF: Despite the posting regulations, I expect half of campus to be flyered for the Feds election coming up.

WTF: don't you hate it when you get your angles wrong at the urinal? Splashback sucks.

WTF: lets all try to be a little more optimistic for a change. who's with me?

WTF: wow the polls on the side make everyone at UW look like squares with regards to drug use, wow, no wonder this university isn't fun

WTF: What the hell is with all the winter courses having so many assignments? I miss last term.

WTF: If you are sitting on a chair near the line... you are not in line!!!

WTF: I love the polls on this website - very informative. How do you MODs come up with the topics?

WTF: Waterloo Sustainability Project guys at the volunteer fair today: you were all too good looking and dressed too nicely. I was too imtimidated to come talk to you about your project, even though I would have liked to.

WTF: I feel that ECON students at UW have no ambition compared to the WLU BBA students. I looked at the EconSoc Facebook Group today and the last post was in November. Are we ever goignt o get anything together and finally be able to discuss common interests and get to know the people in our program?

WTF: why are guys so emotional??

WTF: In PLAN 210 it seems you have to spend at least an hour per 1% of your final grade to get anything done.

WTF: Why are the comments on this site so rude lately?

WTF: sometimes I wonder if the anonymous comment I am chirping, or the anonymous who is chirping one of my comments/posts is actually someone I hang out with in real life, and we just don't know it. Awkward!

WTF: The PSA vice-president should stop being such a bossy bitch.

WTF: I'm exhausted and all I did for the last 3 days was watch TV.

WTF: Do people really masterbate into girls' hats? Thats fucked.

WTF: Can't belive that there are 32 asexual people that visit this site. You guys aren't human.

WTF: i'm not coming on this site anymore because a pop-up ad just came up. i fucking pop-up ad? are you serious? put ads on the page instead of making it so annoying to come here.

WTF: Fucking Engineers, if you wanna talk about your stupid assigment why the fuck do you come to DP? You have like 10 fucking buildings and a library, where you can fucking talk all you fucking want!

WTF: Due to an athletic injury I sustained about a month ago, I walk with a bit of a limp. It's ridiculous how many people stare at you when you walk funny or sigh really loudly if you have to take time going up the stairs. Come on people, work with me. This sucks enough as it is.

WTF: Is there anything higher than 'good standing' on UW Quest? Does it ever say 'bad standing'? I've only ever had 'good standing' so I wouldn't know ;)

WTF: I am so depressed.

WTF: you know the apple tablet...well my friend who is doing coop with apple right now told me that the touchscreen is going to have this layer that can change shape and protrude over buttons and stuff. he played with a prototype himself and when you unlock it it sends a ripple across the screen that you can feel.

WTF: Cute yellow scarf/blue jacket girl. You never come to DP anymore. You've changed your scarf and your coat, but you're still at Williams with your chatty friends all the time. I'll give you a hint: I sit by the windows and I am usually reading something. I didn't mean to creep you out, please start hanging out at DP again.

WTF: Just a note to everyone on the GRT: Please be curteous enough to take off your backpack if you're standing. I'm getting really tired of trying to avoid getting hit in the face by someone's huge bag. It's really not that difficult! Thanks.

WTF: Hey LS seminar guy who basically said that men just like to get off and women need to feel emotionally attached to have sex: it was a terribly sexist comment, and also you clearly need to get laid.

WTF: Do you still hook up with a person at a bar if you want more than just one night stand? If not, what do you do differently?

WTF: to make me feel better, i think that when it announces your academic standing on your Quest account, it should have a smiley face when your in good standing

WTF: I have a crush on my new roommate.

WTF: I went home last weekend, and my mom and dad played mario for wii. They're so cute. I love them. :)

WTF: The lack of academic honesty at this university is simply ridiculous sometimes.

WTF: what happened to OMGUW

WTF: Coding party @ UWP. No invitation required. MSG to join! Requirements: 1) Must have at least finished CS136 Assignment 3 #1 or in higher years. 2) Must allow outright copying. *Second or higher years students preferred*

WTF: Do you shampoo or body wash first?

WTF: https://hopeforhaitinow.org - Please Donate. =)

WTF: I've had some sort of digestive malady all day, and couldn't figure out why until I remembered that I'd bought Campus Pizza in a fit of drunken hunger.

WTF: is there an arts grad ball?

WTF: I propose a drinking game: Go to STAT 231 and every time Professor Banerjee turns from the board and says "is that okay?", "is that clear?" or "are you guys with me?" take a shot. You'll be hammered in about 2 minutes.

WTF: How many squares of toilet paper do you guys use to wipe your bum after you take a shit?

WTF: How much money are you making off this site?

WTF: fucking reading week get here already

WTF: hi travis!

WTF: Who else forgot about OMGUW?

WTF: it's interesting to see how many gay people there are (according to that poll) compared to the number of homosexual mc's

WTF: To the guy in AMATH 261 who sparked a philosophical discussion about how to prove Newton's laws: You're a huge douche!!!!

WTF: what is mod? im so lost

WTF: every day i read this site, hoping to see a MC about me. and every day, im severely dissapointed

WTF: WTF UW MOD IS A FACULTY MEMBER!?

WTF: I swear to god this is the most screwed up situation I have ever been in, I'm a complete wreck and it seems like you hate me now.

WTF:

WTF: WTF UW mod is a girl??

WTF: If I'm walking and someone approaching me makes no effort to move I will lock my shoulder in hopes of connecting with them and knocking them to the ground. I made room for you asshole.

WTF: my girlfriend finally let me in the back door

WTF: blond dc girl your voice is fucking annoying and I want to gouge out your eyes with a fork

WTF: Who is the smartest person you know on campus?

WTF: girls, too much make up is not attractive.

WTF: I just dropped out of school.

WTF: Why does every student complain about money? I'm 20 and have $45,000 saved.

WTF: Going to DC made me sick, literally. That place is just nasty nowadays. The chick's washroom smells like shit everytime I go in. And sickness lingers in the air.

WTF: GRT: Why are you five minutes early:?!?! Fuck you!!!!!!

WTF: Guy who tried to fight me after Legendary Wednesday: Chill the fuck out. If you don't think it's funny, tell me, don't hit me.

WTF: My waterloo friends keep showing me this page. so far my impressions are that waterloo is seemingly racist, people poop loudly and scently in DC and that (attractive) girls are as rare as a first edition holographic Charazard back in the good ol days when that shit was gold.

WTF: Stop letting pride get in the way.

WTF: is any one just bored with life? I cant seem to get anything serious with a girl, just random shit . And the girls that I would enjoy having a relationship with have a bf or just dont see me as bf material. I study and pass because I have to, no other real reason. If it wasnt for my parents, I might just live on the streets.

WTF: I got my project back from my supervisor with stickers on it and I work for an accounting firm

WTF: they keep warning parents about the "choking game" on talk shows and in the news...I don't know about you guys, but I don't know ANYONE who has played it, or had heard of it before the media coverage..wtf

WTF: Hey Prof Stolz, thanks for posting your chapters 1 and 2 review notes. they really helped... NOT

WTF: islam display at the slc: has a muslim ever picked up a christian pamphlet to learn more about christianity? seriously, i'm curious about this one-way religious education at UW.

WTF: waterloo winter is making me fat and defenseless... does anyone know any good places to take kickboxing lessons?

WTF: Monday is the first day of the week. not Sunday!!! Weekly calendars in which the weeks begin on Sunday are stupid and annoyng as hell.

WTF: I had a dream that I went to Japan on vacation and fell in love with a Japanese girl. Now I'm afraid of traveling to Japan.

WTF: I'm sick of people generalising that all brown girls are boring prudes that only stick to other brown people. Yes, I'm a culturally aware brown girl who is proud of her background, but I have a white boyfriend, play in a punk band, and have asian best friends. If you have it in you to look past the extra melanin and the headscarves, you'll realise we're not so bad.

WTF: Why is the slc giving space in the great hall to all these religious groups when the idea of religion goes against logical thought and reason which are the ideals that a university is supposed to promote? Take your ignorant bigotry elsewhere please.

WTF: Are you happy with life? why or why not? it seems like all I do with my life is study and chase girls. My life has litterally no meaning other than school and random encounters. I have nothing serious with any girl what so ever. I am freaking lonely.

WTF: The third week of school and the DC already gets full? You fucking overachievers.

WTF: anyone want to start a shitty band and dress ourselves in silly clothes from urban outfitters and american apparel and take silly photos of ourselves to look cool but play really shitty music but nobody will care because all anyone cares about anymore is image and become internet famous and sell our music for shitty commercials for some hipster product and continue an endless cycle of reusing a previous era's cool under the guise of irony and eventually develop a nasty coke habit and overdose? it seems so easy nowadays

WTF: Ugh, the hot girls here are so much more stuck up than regular hot girls.

WTF: Is there a serious shortage of good-looking, nice guys on campus or is it just me?

WTF: Someone should set up some sort of website/event for single waterloo students to meet other single waterloo students... or really just have some way of telling what girls are "taken", so that you don't get your hopes up only to find out a few weeks later shes got a boyfriend... I could always ask but thats just not something you can easily bring up in conversation

WTF: À les deux filles qui a commencé parler en français quand elles ont entré la élévateur j'était dans... j'ai compris ce que vous disiez - et vous êtes très ennuyeux.

WTF: "Once a label is firm in our mind, it tends to limit our perception of what we can do together." -- On stereotypes.

WTF: it is far too early in the semester to be pulling all nighters.

WTF: this site is like holding up a mirror to the university and its students...equal parts hilarious and disturbing

WTF: We are so quick to point out our own flaws in others.

WTF: Every night I go to bed thinking I can deal with the failure and I can turn this around, that in 10 years from now it won't matter, but every morning I wake up feeling like the only thing keeping me from swallowing a giant bottle of pills is that I wouldn't want to put my parents through that. What do I do?

WTF: why is everyone so obsessed with asian girls here?

WTF: Why does the Academic Calendar list dates for the summer session (6 weeks @ 6 hrs/week) when there are apparently no courses offered for it?

WTF: I want a girl to stand over me wearing only panties and slowly lower herself onto my face

WTF: was anyone on the bus in uptown that was stopped by a cop car? There was one random guy standing the middle with the doors shut. I wonder what happened...? Anyone?

WTF: I work 30 hours a week, all weekend, on top of school. People don't even bother inviting me to stuff anymore. I'm so lonely and bored I could die.

WTF: apple tablet on the 27th! Steve jobs put your dick in my mouth

WTF: I'll pay whatever linkbucks is paying you. Just stop ok

WTF: everyone on the bachelor has implants-this quite possibly includes the bachelor himself!

WTF: I get piss drunk every night and get hungover as fuck every morning and have a beer right after waking up. However, my drinking does not affect my work/school/social life the least bit. Do I have a problem?

WTF: did anyone else go into science hoping to one day save the world?

WTF: is Tabu worth the $7 cover?? what kind of crowd is it and are the drinks atleast cheap to make up for it??

WTF: I keep getting headaches when I think about Jobmine...and coop. Should I ditch it?

WTF: Bryce is the man! Three hour lecture done in forty-five minutes ... he was whippin' through slides like nobodies business!

WTF: I was at the Health Services last week and the nurse, I guess, after seeing my age asked if I'm doing grad studies right now, and shamefully I had to tell her I wasn’t. My idiotic older sister who's doing her masters had to call last night and tell my parents about some relatives' kid who's doing his PhD in Industrial Engineering. He's 22. Just one more person for them to compare me with and one more reason for them to feel like I will never become anything, and just one more reason for me to get depressed on how nothing ever works out for me. Am I the only 22 year old who’s just in 3rd year? I changed programs a few times. No program has ever felt right. I just never seemed to fit in anywhere. But I’m willing to prove them all wrong, especially myself.

WTF: getting out of that hellhole and away from you was the smartest thing i ever did

WTF: Best 7. Feels more like worst 7. :(

WTF: These ads are fucking annoying. Why doesn't the mod just get google ads? Geez.

WTF: whoever said university is the best years of your life didn't go to waterloo...

WTF: Found out I was cheated on through online bar photos.

WTF: I'm so homesick right know, it's not even funny...sometimes I wonder why the fuck did I come so far away.

WTF: I'm going to go to court to dispute a $52 speeding ticket. It was knocked down to 15 km/h over from 25. I don't really care if I'm tying up the court system, I was passing someone trying to get off the dreaded University Ave. off-ramp.

WTF: Finally decided it's time to move on.

WTF: I masturbate too much.

WTF: I know this is going to sound entirely lame, so don't hate... but I think I'm bi, and I don't know what to do about it.

WTF: When you look at ugg boots from behind...some girls look like they have their leg detached from their foot. I think it's creepy.

WTF: Honestly, I don't see why everyone wants to send help to haiti... call me a bad person, but I just don't care

WTF: This site has replaced my need to update my Facebook status.

WTF: Mods, could you add an "Intersection" field in the marketplace?

WTF: My roommate has taken three 30 minute showers in the last four hours. While I'm annoyed by the massive increase in humidity, I am strangely impressed by his stamina.

WTF: i hate that you tell me to jump and i say how high?...especially since you have a gf and have been using me

WTF: Why can't Waterloo nightlife be like "Jersey Shore?" It would make university MUCH MORE interesting!

WTF: I had a bad day. Make me laugh waterloo

WTF: I want to shoot myself after dealing with Jobmine for the first time.

WTF: I need a boyfriend.

WTF: Soo, I just spent the last 4hrs alone watching Before Sunrise and Before Sunset...excuse me while I go try to find my balls, this may take awhile.

WTF: Pushing my head downward actually results in a lesser chance of me going down on you.

WTF: WHY DON'T WE HAVE ONE OF THESE? http://amsconfidential.wordpress.com/

WTF: I think I have SAD.

WTF: Does the GRT know the watcard office doesn't know how to give us updated watcards? I get free buses and I am a grad student! WOOT

WTF: I love snoop dogg.

WTF: The daily bulletin said the elephant man is running again. If he wins his race I am leaving this school.

WTF: Why do people keep buying campus pizza? It SUCKS

WTF: You may have taken something from her, but you will NOT take this from ME. Good luck trying.

WTF: Week two of the term and I'm already behind

WTF: People who have time for social lives and school - how do you do it?!

WTF: My life has been swallowed up by school work again.

WTF: Yesterday I sat behind a row of people ALL playing farmville.

WTF: Who else is happy that all those WTF copiers didn't end up making their own sites?

WTF: The kid the always takes photos at pubcrawls really needs to knock it off.

WTF: does anyone else find it weird that nobody knows who is running this site

WTF: Everybody needs to watch After Sex. Better than Young People Fucking in some aspects.

WTF: Being back in school really makes me wanna dump my girlfriend and chase skirts.

WTF: As I'm short-listing co-op jobs, I feel like I'm fairly qualified for most of them. But I worry I won't get any of them because I have a speech impediment and I'll blow the interview.

WTF: another friday night, another night of me not doing shit. thx for the money but otherwise: eff you, co-op.

WTF: I saw goose tracks in the snow while walking to the PAC this morning and died a little inside.

WTF: COME JOIN A CLUB IN SLC TODAY!

WTF: Is Waterloo a mecca for crows or something? Every time I walk past University and Westmount I feel like I'm stepping into a scene from a Tim Burton movie...

WTF: Whenever I hear of my exboyfriends dating an ugly girl, I feel embarrassed for the both of us.

WTF: I'm in 3B and starting to figure out that I really don't like my program any more. What should I do? Ride it out and be miserable for the next year an a half or look at my options and move in another direction?

WTF: I've got 10 bath-rooms, I could shit all daaay, nikkuh

WTF: why's it so difficult to find a fuck buddy at this school?

WTF: has anyone ever met someone off a dating/hookup website? because at first glance it looks entirely fake

WTF: I had a dream that OMGUW was back up and I was happily reading a few OMGs.

WTF: a statistic which would have gone along nicely with the poll for male vs female, is who is gay vs straight... just to know how good my odds really are

WTF: "Why do you want to be a Math Orientation Leader"? Well, honestly? I want to show first year students that you don't have to be Asian, weird, dirty, unfashionable, or antisocial/socially awkward to be in the math faculty.

WTF: I wish I could stop getting dumped. Every guy is so into me until he starts to date me. I don't get it.

WTF: I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

WTF: someone walking in front of DP was wearing a balaclava and a hood. It so sunny and nice out, dork.

WTF: CLUBS DAY IN SLC TODAY!

WTF: this site should have a page where you rank professors/classes

WTF: I masturbated and now my fingers smell like cinnabon. probably a bad sign... and yet...

WTF: My roomates are forcing me to not turn on heating too much, but it's way too fucking cold. I farted in my bed, and kept the fart under the sheets this time so it would preserve heat...

WTF: I miss being in love. I can just never get that feeling since being at UW.

WTF: Call me a slut, but I haven't had sex in just over a month and I miss it. Guys here suck!

WTF: WOW 3 hours on econ101, drove all the way from another city to learn about slopes.

WTF: why have I been drinking every day non stop since school started? I want to quit!

WTF: my gf just dumped me :(. I am so sad. I only cheated on her a couple of times and its not like she found out! why would she do this to me?

WTF: holy fuck! I think I just travelled in time into your century! wtf should I do? 0_o

WTF: Is there any minimal risky parking around STJ?

WTF: the FEDS Executive get paid and work full time?

WTF: Oh holy fuck. I just sent two e-mails to the incorrect addresses. My professor is now receiving an apologetic e-mail explaining why I wasn't on MSN last night, and my girlfriend is getting a grad school application draft. ... I am such a tool.

WTF: man Haiti got fucked up

WTF: this apple tablet better be fucking good for all the hype it's getting in the media

WTF: Are Tamil girls still trouble when they hangout with mainly white people?

WTF: 10 days later, I have Final Cut Pro in all its 44 GB glory.

WTF: Is anyone here currently taking FR151?

WTF: I hited on your gf for almost a year until she gave into me...and things happened. I am not bradd Pitt. But I am certaintly a lot better looking than you and out of ur gfs league. It was her personallity that made me liked her so much. She wanted me for the sex, I wanted her t break up with you and start dating me. It didnt work. I just thought Id let you know that I banged your gf. You are anti social and don't deserve a girl like her.

WTF: I've always wanted to fuck as many different girls as I can and be a big player... but with my girlfriend I'm happier than I ever thought I could be just by having her around... and whenever I hold her, all my problems and all my stress goes away... I think there's something seriously wrong with me

WTF: I'd like to find out how much the links bucks pays before I get really pissed off, and if you guys install adblock plus it won't show up (everyone is saying it too)

WTF: hey mods. this whole link bucks thing is really turning me off of wtf uw. people are going to start to lose interest. i get that you are trying to make some money, i would too if i were running this, but can you find another way?

WTF: I've fallen for your girlfriend and I feel so guilty.

WTF: They haven't cleaned the womens locker room washrooms at the CIF in about 4 months... I know, because theres an awkward female stain on the back of the middle stall door.. WTF, how does that even get there? Also: The shelf by the dryers is not a place for your skanky ass towels. I hope you get massive fines on your WATcard. Nasty.

WTF: person in front me needs to pick up their feet. The dragging sound clunky boots make reminds me of grade school.

WTF: A classroom is a closed off environment, especially when you're sitting so close next to me. COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH.

WTF: hahahaha on omguw it says "you broke it. way to go assholes."

WTF: did the wtf uw live community die? or are there not enough reasons to procrastinate this early in the term?

WTF: 95% of girls are fucked in the head. The other 5% just cover it up better.

WTF: Being back on campus makes me want to dump my boyfriend and just chase boys.

WTF: your blue coloured contact-lenses look stupid

WTF: Discovery channel has become such a piece of crap. It's like the Simpsons episode when Homer & Bart watch a low IQ show about buildings collapsing, but all the time

WTF: The guy with the lip ring and leather jacket who works cover at the Vault is so hot but he never talks to me :(

WTF: I wish I still had access to DC++.

WTF: What's up with ppl showing up for class just to chat and play on their iphones? STFU or GTFO.

WTF: Has anyone ever lied to their parents about failing classes and not getting osap as a result? I'm finally bringing myself to telling them truth now. They're going to be really disappointed and'll probably hate me forever. Please, please keep me in your prayers.

WTF: I really like the polls on this page

WTF: If you're sick and still coming to class, do everyone a favour and blow your fucking nose already! It is really difficult to pay attention to the lecture with someone beside you sniffling every fucking second.

WTF: When you are buying a book from someone, DO NOT show up 15 minutes late with no money. Then, ask if we can meet up another time.

WTF: 8 feet tall, tailed blue skinned aliens ftw

WTF: Phil's retro night has to be the absolute best night in the city

WTF: Waterloo has taught me many things. The most important being that I am incapable of any human connection; like, I am a fucking ghost to the world. The second being that no matter what happends to you, no one will actually care; people will say they will, but they're just looking for another person to accept them. The third is how to be an alchoholic; drinking to the point of memory loss daily just so I don't have to deal with the previous day is now a nightly ritual. The fourth that people would rather hide who they are and lie to me, then show me the real them. There are so many more important lessons this place has taught me. But whatever for now. Oh Also for all the Frosh now and to come. Waterloo will ALWAYS lie to, that whole "Your Coop counts as EIT experiance" bullshit? Yeah, good luck getting all the paperwork done. (That's if Waterloo even mentions the paperwork to you).

WTF: If you have something to say just fucking say it.

WTF: I thought having all my friends off on co-op would give me a chance to ACTUALLY study. But I'm bored as hell right now.

WTF: if you want to save money on textbooks do a search on rapidshare for the PDF versions. i got all of my books for the term that and way and saved $400+ too

WTF: Which clubs/societies are currently running? It's impossible for me to tell when most of the websites haven't been updated in a few years!

WTF: if i get stared down by one more girl, while talking to a guy friend, im going to effffing rip her eyes out, here's a tip; judging me won't make him like you

WTF: Waterloo makes me spend the rest of my days refreshing Marmoset. Slaves to the machine.

WTF: I can't believe how much I miss UW. Co-op fucking sucks. But on the plus, I hope school during Spring term is nice!

WTF: My (ex)boyfriend is such a terrible, terrible human being... I don't know how I was fooled for so long. Steer clear, ladies.

WTF: I'm at home on a friday night seriously considering going to bed at 11pm after watching a chick flick, on my own. Why did I want to be in co-op again? What good could possible come from being alone in my home town for four months (except for the job experience)?

WTF: All the male planners are such cock whores...

WTF: Chainsaw has the shittiest, slowest service I've experienced in awhile.

WTF: I am soo horny in my psci classes, whyyy do they have to be full of hot guys!? MMM MMM MMMM

WTF: law abiding citizen sucked! what a horrible ending! The entire movie was great until the very end! the ending sucked! I am pissed!

WTF: I actually enjoyed this week's Imprint for once. I'm trying to figure out if they actually got rid of the pointless sex columns or if not all of their writers are back in the office.

WTF: How can you gauge what league you're in? Seriously.

WTF: Guys guys!! there is a hot girl working in MC, check out the undergrad office she's working at the left corner of reception! So hot, woohooo!

WTF: The questions and podcasts for PSYCH 211 aren't posted. Stop sending messages about it!

WTF: The only girls I like fucking are the ones with boyfriends.

WTF: Guys in any big lecture hall, do me a favor and fill the middle seats first! Stepping over everyone is the most goddamn awkward thing in the world when you're 5'2"...

WTF: why is it so hard to find a hot white guy to be fuck buddies with?? guys, talk to girls when you're attracted to them cause we probably don't have the balls...no pun intended.

WTF: This afternoon's FR152 class was more boring than watching paint dry.

WTF: Sometimes I forget that I have my Black Belt in American Kenpo. I should really start going back to lessons.

WTF: When you come to a seminar with a bad cold, please cover your fucking mouth when you cough. Best yet, if your coughing is that bad, don't bother coming at all. Not only could I not hear the prof talk because of your constant hacking, you probably infested me with some sort of virus...

WTF: ACE isn't working.

WTF: I think what I love most about coop so far, is doing a job I would probably have done for free (and using that money to pay for all my tuition)... But then again I've wanted to be the same thing for as long as I can remember

WTF: guys , I am in love with a stripper. Should I buy her a drank?

WTF: To everyone who came to UW with one goal in mind, banging asians: it was a tough journey but goddamn the results are amazing.

WTF: I hate people who talk out in class for attention... I'm talking to you Luigi.

WTF: Between suggesting nicotine withdrawal to be responsible for months of PTSD symptoms, forgetting the compulsive aspect of OCD repeatedly, and filling aisle seats first, the fuckwits in PSYCH 257 are proving certain stereotypes correct.

WTF: I'm considering doing four classes instead of five this semester. Does anyone recommend this for achieving higher grades?

WTF: To the two oblivious, chatty bitches at the CIF this morning: The adductor machine isn’t something you socialize on. You successfully obstructed the machine for twenty minutes, until some poor guy politely asked to use it. Save everyone the inconvenience and go get a coffee next time, because the only muscle you exercised today was your tongue.

WTF: Is it possible to hook up with a tamil girl who hangs out with her tamil crew if you are white?

WTF: The bomber "security" take their jobs too seriously

WTF: whats with math courses in AL... those lecture halls are too big damit!

WTF: I want pancakes. It's 1:15AM. I have a class at 8:30AM. I WANT PANCAKES.

WTF: Has anyone not from the Science faculty joined the Science Society? I'm in Arts and I want to join.

WTF: I was walking by the back entrance to MKV and something slammed into my back. I thought it was just some snow falling off the roof and didn't even pay attention. It wasn't until I went to the washroom that I noticed I had egg yolk all over my backpack and coat. First of all, god fucking damn it this is my favorite backpack and it's going to cost 100 dollars to get a new one, second of all - what the FUCK?

WTF: Where can I go to hook up with asian girls, sorry if this offends anyone

WTF: It's only the 3rd day of school and I can already feel the pressure setting in. I'm trying to put on a brave face but I feel that it's going to cave in any moment now.

WTF: I just photocopied over 1000 sheets of paper today, and I work for an environmental engineering firm.

WTF: Finally didn't miss a connection.. it felt good.

WTF: So it's the 3rd day on the job, and I have no idea what I'll be doing for the next 15 weeks of this coop job. Is anyone else in the same boat?

WTF: Is there a large wait for campus doctors or should I wait two weeks for my appointment with my family doctor?

WTF: WOOOOO! First bomber tonight! Gonna try to bang an asian girl.

WTF: I'm an honours English student, yet I have not passed the ELPE exam yet

WTF: Yes I get naked when I'm changing in the locker room. Thanks for getting all quiet and embarrassed around me immature brats.

WTF: This Lady Gaga phase won't go away! I need good music back now.

WTF: So WTF UW has a lot of female readership... Interesting

WTF: I get unreasonably excited whenever I get an email from bookro.

WTF: I hate school I hate school I hate school I hate school I hate school. Who else hates having to do stuff? dont you wish you could just not do anything everyday!

WTF: thanks to all the advertisement. I am now ripped, and it only took 4 days! :D

WTF: To the girl continually asking questions in AFM 231: I hope this doesn't last all year. What are you, stuck on stupid?

WTF: GEOG 101 whats upp???? SO many good looking people in that class ;)

WTF: fucking accident on University. I almost shit my pants.

WTF: i can't wait for new MCs about new classes, new routines and the bomber. love the new year.

WTF: After dating for 8 months you still can't say that you love me back.

WTF: I can never sleep before the first day of classes

WTF: if global warming is real then why is there so much fucking snow outside

WTF: I'm amazed by how many guys put face shots on their profiles on hookup sites.

WTF: eff you used book store for closing before 5.30.. like when you said you would

WTF: Its the first day back, and I feel the depression coming on already. Maybe getting a co-op job on campus was a stupid idea?

WTF: Looking at my credit statement is such a sobering experience...

WTF: How the fuck is the GRT always showing up late when the roads are clear? FUCK.

WTF: someone please recommend to me an easy 3rd year level arts course - one without pre-reqs please :D

WTF: How can you be so in love with someone that doesn't care about you? I see what he's doing to you and it makes me sick.

WTF: Can we start registering gfor spring courses now? Or do I have to wait for open enrollment?

WTF: yessss :D I passed math 235 & 237!!! :D

WTF: WTF is the Student Services Fee, FedofStdnts Administered Fees, Federation of Students Fee? I'm taking 3 on campus classes and getting charged over $2000.

WTF: People, snow is NOT an excuse for parking like an asshole. Remember to be parralel to other cars (or try to remember where the marks are) and do not leave more than 1m between the neighbouring cars. Otherwise you're taking up two spots, asshole. Also, don't park in the middle of the empty snow covered lot - you're screwing it up for everyone. Park next to some other car and don't be an asshole. Thanks and good luck parking.

WTF: PD 1 is stressing me out already.

WTF: Can't believe our break's over already.

WTF: How come ACE hasn't turned over to winter term yet? I wanna figure out what courses to swap

WTF: I hate it when things sell out. Why does it have to be about money? This site used to be legit, and now its just a money grab. If that's not a what the fuck, I don't know what is.

WTF: alright we start classes on monday...where the hell are the rest of my fucking marks!?!

WTF: asking for your money back after buying a textbook from someone because someone has it cheaper is really not cool. Research it first.

WTF: holy fuck, sherlock holmes owned!

WTF: We start school on monday, and all I can think about is how lame it is going to be to fight the crowd at the uw bookstore.

WTF: how do I make friends at UW?! Everyone seems to have their own groups. I'm really not looking forward to going back. :(

WTF: How do you stop being socially awkward? I think I'm gona work on that this year for my new years resolution.

WTF: some people need a swift kick to the genitals, a firm slap across the face and someone to tell them to stop being so mother fucking ridiculous. happy new year everyone!

WTF: happened to OMG UW? Somebody is SERIOUSLY disturbed. O_o

WTF: So I'm looking to get some friends. My inbox will be open to receive your resumes for only a limited time, starting 12pm tmrw. Include a self-portrait...no but really, no uglies.

WTF: my new year's sucked.

WTF: I liked the old font better.

WTF: why is it so hard to find out what stores are open and what stores are closed today (jan 1st) I don't want to call everyplace to find out... ottawa sucks

WTF: Holy fuck I am hungover

WTF: who runs this site??? i want to know!!

WTF: Being at home is nice but I am looking forward to going back to Waterloo. Weird, I know.

WTF: how much money is WTFUW making per month?

WTF: Really? Link bucks? FU WTFUW.

WTF: This is probably going to be the 1000th WTF

WTF: what does it take to get into the hall of fame?