Kay straight up, where do all the hot girls hang out?

lowest operating budget per student! way to go waterloo!

This site is like crack it's so addictive. Every time someone walks by me in the library I quickly switch windows so they don't see me on here.

As stereotypical as it sounds, the varsity athletes at our school are hot and the best looking people at our school.

CASA members are NOT white-washed.

Lone wolves find love and reject it.

Treasure hunts are so cool! This reminds me of going to my friends birthday party when I was really young and his parents had a treasure hunt in their backyard. :)

But I live so far away from campus :(

When I told you to stop texting me, I meant it. No, I don't want to associate with you.

Why are there still so many never-been-kissed virgins who live in SPUC?

Why are there so many dainty asian girls pretending to be working at CIF? It's so frustrating to watch the horror.

Suburbs scare me.

Seeing the GO bus on campus makes me SO happy. Public transportation is my weakness. I'm weird.

I feel bad for the girls my roommate brings home.

How am I ever going to be able to afford a house?

Where all the musicians at UW?check in here!

The reason OMG UW was better is that they don't allow shitty posts like the one below about some song lyrics and how the mods are great. WTF! STFU!

I'm sorry, I hope people don't think I'm spamming but I just need to share this song with you u guys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDj8J0rcpcg

it's so poignant in the buildup and takes you on a rollercoaster of emotions. BTW mods, you guys are awesome. I don'd mind the ads as long as the site keeps going the way it is. have a good weekend everyone!

a ".com" domain costs $15/year.

<20% of the student body voted, it's pathetic

I wish someone would write a missed connection about me.

Seriously. Let's talk about the referendum results.

My prof is a jew.

I really hate it when people in the two big lecture halls in MC sit down before I've left my seat. Really, I know you're all eager to learn linear algebra but I cannot stand having to shuffle past you and your ginormous backpack every other day. Wait till we leave, then sit down.

DP 3rd floor smells like massive egg farts.

I really love my boyfriend of three years... but I really feel like an adventure, you know?

WTF UW is exactly what omguw should have been. Mods are killing it here!

I feel bad for accounting because it's considered part of Arts. It should be its own faculty.

I broke a nail...I hate it when ALL my nails are long except one.

I think a bunch of us can agree the university doesn't seem to care much about the arts faculty, but I haven't heard from anyone in the math or science faculties. Does the university care about you guys?

Has anyone here switched faculties? Was it relatively easy or a pain?

My moronic housemate's laptop broke down from a downloading a random torrent. All this because he couldn't wait a day to watch the 9th episode of Glee.

I'm a 19 year old male and I don't know why Party in the USA is on my computer. But I kind of like it.

I really really want to make some true friends here in my university...But after two months of school, I have to ask myself: Am I not good enough to be friends with? FML

I'm sitting in law and ASU is playing the beatles outside the class. we're all all air drumming and swaying to the music. Let it be!

Why don't guys flush urinals?

Why is there 3 of every store in the plaza?

Dear Blondes,
I don't care how comfy it is, wearing uggs and sweatpants makes you look THAT much dumber. If you would like to not be categorized as an idiot, refrain from such style choices. kthxbai.

'Shy but awesome' meetup: Friday, 5pm, SLC Timmy's. Also open to those 'not shy but awesome' or even 'shy but not awesome' http://wtf-uw.blogspot.com/2009/11/how-do-shy-but-awesome-people-make.html?showComment=1258065600386#c1302578162615029453

WTF is with the ads... stupid...

Do a lot of girls use their iPhone as a vibrator or was it just one perfect girl? Do other cell phones have this capability or is there something special about an Apple iPhone buzzer that gets the blood flowing?

oh, and here come the ads...

I found that the guy who I thought has a crush on me has only female friends....WTF

All of my so called friends are such douchey hipsters who completely exclude anyone who doesn't conform to their group's image. I know the whole point of the hipster thing is to stand out, but you don't stand out if everyone else is doing the same thing as you! Please get your coke habits under control and start being real people again, you will enjoy it so much more and will probably have real fun instead of just trying to look like you're having fun all the time.

Thanks,


Concerned Peer

Larry Smith greeted me in one of the hallways in E2 last night. The way he said "Good evening" was kind of scary.

Everyone loves balls.

I met my algebra professor in the changeroom after swimming a few days ago. The only thing was he was naked. He is also old and hairy. It made for a very awkward few seconds.

Had I known that UW did not give a shit about Arts or Legal Studies, I would not have come to this school. Why offer a program to people in the first place if the school is not willing to support it and keep it around? WTF UW!!

So I walk into the mens' room this morning, looking to make use of the facilities. I see feet under all three stalls available, with the guy in the middle facing forwards.

He leaves, and I go in to use the now-free stall. The seat is down and I don't think he managed to get a DROP into the actual toilet. He didn't flush, its clear as bottled water, but the seat/floor have been destroyed!!

I turn around to give the guy some choice words, but he didn't wash his hands and was already gone. Then I made for another mens' room.

WTF!?!?! Die in a fire jackass.

I understand that staying in the SLC will mean seeings FEDS people, but come on, stay in your office and do work, don't wander Allan Babor!

Why do you idiots want to see ads on this site? Do you like being told you're the 500,000 winner?

I hope WTF UW updates more than OMG UW. If that's the case then this site will totally win.

I'm considering not doing my lab thats worth 10%. I am le terrible.

To the guy at campus pizza with a bunch of burrs on him tonight, we're still waiting for the story behind this! You seem like a funny guy regardless

I think the guy at genius bowl tonight with the striped shirt was really cute :)

THERE IS ONLY ONE DAY TO VOTE FOR YOUR FACULTY. GET IN THERE!

I think WTF UW should have a Facebook group.

Dear WTF UW

I go to Conestoga College and I'm wondering if you would be able to set a site up like this for that school as well. I'd be happy to gather a group of people to moderate that attend Conestoga College as well. Comment back and we can get in touch!

Balls 1.

i hate st jeromes

overheard at Laurier is way funnier than UW..cause they're dumbasses

How is Design and Society considered and university course!!

Were there really site visitors from all those different countries?

I said I love you. I don't.

Qu'est-ce que le fuck?

Mod, your language buttons are screwy. When I click France, it changes it to Chinese.

Dear Mod,

Does WTF UW automatically update or do you sift through all WTF UW submissions and approve them first?

Love,
An Adoring Fan

I know this kind of defeats the purpose of why this site was created, but you might want to stagger the updates for people who don't regularly follow WTF UW (i.e: for people who aren't like me) Just so people actually rate and comment.

waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to

OMG UW has some competition

nice boxes! i actuallly liked the old banner more. but i still hate the font on this site. and "wtf" tooootally makes more sense than "omg". keep up the good work!

I'm a little tired of beating around the bush with this dude.

WTF UW is averaging 2,000+ hits a day and you're not advertising? Umm, WHY???

to the girl on the tenth floor of dana porter today, who wouldn't shut up or get off her phone, you are probably the most annoying person on the face of the earth. THIS IS A LIBRARY SHUT THE FUCK UP.

"She Blinded Me With Science" is the theme song to my undergrad. Just because it's awesome. And so is science.

I read and post on this site on my bb while I'm on the toilet.

OVERWHELMED BY THE EXTREME AMOUNT OF UPDATES AHHHHHH

People need to be a little more specific with the MC posts. I mean you "missed" the chance to connect earlier so try and make it a little easier to meet up this time. You gotta leave more clues for people to actually have a CHANce of meeting up. Just sayin...

RIP to all our fallen soldiers

www.dontevenreply.com is one of my new favourite websites.

wtf-uw is of course on my new favourites as well!

Tall, hot guy, short brown hair... hangs around DP a LOT... I think you think I'm stalking you... and I was. Now, I like to call it "fate" :)

Hey, why not change this WTF to OMG.
OMG kinda makes more sense that WTF.
Keep the site (design is way fucking better than old omguw) but change the concept back to OMG. That first OMGUW creator won't do anything to protect any rights or whatever, so hell with him!

Who is running this site?

digging the redesign. nice work.

Separate boxes for each WTF, à la FML.com would make reading them so much easier.

When this place gets hacked, I think the next site should be BBQ UW.

the time stamp on the MC's is slow by 3 hours

OMGWTFBBQUW!

dude start advertising on this site you could make mad $$$

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Bold Arial is horrendous.

WTF UW UPGRADES

We have improved WTF UW's search engine and added a Translator option to the site. You can try these new features on the right side of the page.

Anyone take Jan Uhde for Film? He's hilarious. FILM 241 easiest class you will ever take.

It sucks to be taking 5 math courses

HAHA CASA! you suck.

Does CASA realize they are the biggest joke on campus?

Has anyone actually gotten with their MC?

I really want people to submit names and descriptions of their MCs. I mean how is anyone supposed to know who they are about?!

I have a major crush on the guy who works at the cash register in the 1 caf at lunch most weekdays. He seems so sweet.

I wanted to jump over the table and show you just how much I'm really into you. I like you, a lot. A lot.

i wonder how many of the overheard at UW people actually said those things themselves just don't want to admit it

Where in SLC can I get bubble tea for 1 dollar? Or I just missed that?

Bomber should have one night of the week be "Hipster Night".

I homewreck for the fun of it.

(Originally submitted to OMGUW): I was talking to my dad on the drive home, and he suddenly started ignoring me. Why? He was ogling a Laurier girl.

I love it when my boyfriend's housemates talk about how they can't get laid without knowing that once they leave that's what's exactly going to happen to him.

I just had my first lesbian experience...in downstairs DC!!

I really want to find someone that I have mad chemisty with. Every time I look for someone, I am utterly disapointed with the outcome. I am about to stop believing in love. Trying gets you nowhere.

why do men you dont like always seem to like you. Please stop calling/texting me. I want someone that doesnt know I exist!

How do shy but awesome people make friends here? 3.5 years in and I'm still looking to make a connection.

You're going to regret the day you said you wanted to be just friends. Just saying

I legitimately wear my "Sex = Fun: take me to the limit" math t-shirt around campus sometimes.

I dropped 2 pages of my finished calc assignment behind the couches in EIT. They're anchored to the floor, have no space behind them and have a backing so you can't reach under. I was on my hands and knees trying to retrieve them before giving up and redoing the entire thing.

Does anyone else have a problem with DP computers when, for no good reason, literally seventy new browser windows just pop up, all displaying the same thing? I was checking out the comments on the 'free condoms' post below when this happened, so there were tons of windows popping up titled "where-can-i-get-free-condoms-on-campus" and I got a weird look or two...

How long until Travis becomes a regular on WTFUW? :)

i wonder if WTF was the one that hacked into OMG

what's a widget?

Image board is now accepting embedded video! Appropriately, we will now start calling it our Media Board.

you evens tole the EXACT same submission widget! wow!

did you just copy the html source code???

WTF: are you doing ripping off OMG. you are a fucking retard. You even stole the star rating system, the exact same widget, holy shit. If you are so desperate you should offer to help travis moderate since he is the only one behind that fucking massive website

Im in eng. I wish i was in arts.

my friend thinks this hot guy likes me who i'm totally interested in but won't follow through with it cause one of his roommates is my ex from 2 years ago and another one has a crush on me right now too

I ate at subway 3 hours ago and I still smell like the restaurant.

There's a girl talking on her cell in one of the stairways of DP. She doesn't seem to realize that her voice echoes, or that everyone can still hear her. I'm entertained.

I'm confused about this SoundFM referendum. They appear to want to collect a fee from students. If they were already collecting money from people to opt in and clearly not enough people are opting in (because they need to force a fee down every students throat) would that not lead to the conclusion that students don't want a radio station?

Where can I get free condoms on campus?

Stop being Asian? How about stop being a WhiteUggWearingJuicyCoutureAssValleyGirl. "KthX"

how about instead of a radio staion, you publish podcasts or something like that? it would cost you not nearly as much and it would have the same shitty effect

stop being asian kthx

I'm really impressed with how quickly this site is updated

The only salvation I found at Grebel last year was at the bottom of a bottle.

I think I need a new heart

Dr.Ori Friedman is the shit!

I'm the one who posted about buying the laxitives earlier. Well, I misread the bottle and just took 3 tablespoons when it was supposed to be teaspoons. Ohno. My poor floor mates.

I hate engineers

So many people are making posts about the 2.50 they'll have to pay for sound FM, but what about the 50 bucks a term that will not be paid off for 20 years with the new buildings?!

anyone that votes in favor of having a radio station deserves a punch to the cock

my standards for judging how attractive a guy is have lowered sufficiently since I came to UW

why doesn't sound fm sell advertising space on the air rather than looking to students for funding?

we fucked. a lot. then somehow over three days of me being sick and not moving off the couch you decided you were "seeing someone else". and now you want to hang out? are you for real?

why does my teacher feel got laser to remove her armpit hair?!

profs that award grades through the use of iclickers should know how to use iclickers.

I'm confused. Do you have feelings for me?

Is it weird that I judge whether or not I like my boyfriend based on how good looking I think his past girlfriends were?

So why did OMGUW really die? That's a shame, eh?

why can every race at UW start a club, like CASA for example, but if i started a white guys of waterloo club i would be compared to hitler?

There are no hipsters in my faculty.

to the guy STILL walking around campus with no shoes on.... please stop, im afraid your toes will get frostbite.

i like turtles

why is it so hard to find a hot guy who's good in bed?? it's always one or the other..

Guy with beard always riding bike around campus. You are gorgeous. You should be on covers of magazines. Wow.

the campus drug store just happened to be super crowded today went I went in to buy fast acting laxative liquid.
Sorry to the hot guy buying tums next to me.

I want it and u want the same too!!! Why dont we stop messing with each others heads and move on with it?

There's a really good looking security guard at Bomber. He's tall, always wearing dark skinny jeans, with he most amazing blue eyes. We kept catching each other's eyes last Wednesday, and every time it happened it felt like you were undressing me with your eyes. I liked it.

all i want is a girlfriend that's in to some freaky shit

DONT FORGET TO VOTE :)

Which are worse: Asian hipsters or white hipsters? I can't decide

WTF UW: Be in a better city. Waterloo is about as interesting as the entire province of New Brunswick.

Balls.

I sometimes flick my iPhone silence switch on and off holding it against my clit. Good break from studying in dp :)

There needs to be more fricken eletrical outlets on campus! I'm sick of wandering around, trying to find an outlet for my dying battery, or at least an outlet that works!

i dont get why people think this site is awful..its the same as omguw but it's updated!

i'm a girl but i think gay men porn is so hot

CS135 Assignments are ridiculous

UW Dom + Fetish Club = The best UW CLUB! join the facebook group holy shit

My close friend likes the same person I like. I wish that person didn't like him back.

Hey WTFUW... "Colleges" is not a faculty