WTF: this is what happens when you guys bitch about the layout of the site so much. if you don't like it make your own it was perfect in the start.

WTF: You claimed you wanted something serious, yet you never took me seriously. You expected me to give and give, yet refused to spare even the slightest effort. When I confronted you about this, you broke up with me, than crawled back to me three days later. You said you missed me, said you made a mistake, said you wanted to try again. I gave you a second chance, but nothing seemed to change. I reminded you of the promises you made to me and you tore my heart out once again. Yet, in spite of all this, and I could never tell you this, but I still love you.

WTF: PDENG makes me feel suicidal... when you say it's not overrr.

WTF: im so depressed. I really need a gf but noone wants me.

WTF: it's 2am. I'm working on pdeng. FML.

WTF: Why the fuck is the comment systtem changed for the "WTF UW" section and not the missed connection part? looks like M/C will get all my love

WTF: Why the fuck is the comment systtem changed for the "WTF UW" section and not the missed connection part? looks like M/C will get all my love

WTF: what? i have to do a pd course for next coop term again? ahh depressed.

WTF: I had "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus stuck in my head while getting laid yesterday.

WTF: I had "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus stuck in my head while getting laid yesterday.

WTF: why did all the commenting die?

WTF: I masturbate at least 3 times a day ... I think I need help.

WTF: I hate being in love with all the wrong people.

WTF: PDENG

WTF: Gestation time for a sperm whale is 14-16 months.

WTF: when is the nano building going to be finished?

WTF: I don't want to give my email to write a comment... I liked it alot more when i just had to put "anonymous"

WTF: thanks for the popular WTF widget mods!

WTF: I spat on a hipster from my balcony last night and it was soooooo satisfying

WTF: this required email thing for comments is a little bit of an overkill

WTF: Beards are just about the hottest thing ever

WTF: Asian girls who have slept with Asian men and Caucasian men: Settle the debate. Is there a size difference?

WTF: Font = much better.

WTF: Total commute travel time today: 4.25 hours. I attended 1.5 hours of class. I live in Cambridge. Thank you deer, transport truck and the City of Kitchener for providing three insufficient routes into your city from the 401.

WTF: classy font.

WTF: can anyone else not see the missed connections?

WTF: MSCI211 classmates.. please stop spamming everyone's inboxes with complaints about the midterm. It was fair and basically directly from the notes. Yes, there was some memorization required.. WELCOME TO UNIVERSITY.

WTF: Pdeng just made me say having a social life was a "desirable objective".

WTF: It sucks when you find out the girl you've been dating for 3 weeks turns out to be a guy.

WTF UW has implemented a new comment management system on the site. You can still post anonymously, and you now have the option of using your Facebook or Twitter account to post! You can rate other people's comments and sort comments according to popularity.

WTF: i hate this new layout and not being able to see the # of comments from the homepage. it was perfect as it was!

WTF: Okay so I'm going to need some people to post some more wtf's right about now. This new moon line is sure boring.

WTF: Having a youtube account rocks! Why yes, I do like ABBA music videos and MadTV skits. Thanks for the recommendations.

WTF: To those little froshies who sit in the back of PHIL 224: Shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear your conversations when I'm trying to listen to the prof, nor do I want to smell your shitty pre-teen perfume when you spray it in class. This is no longer high school, kids. Grow up.

WTF:
"Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you"

Right on ABBA.

WTF: I just bought a used dildo off of ebay

WTF: In the stone garden by the MC building there is a tomb stone that says "RIP School Spirit 1957-1958".

What's that about???

WTF: Everyone should go read the missed connection about the chick who crapped herself on the first date. FUCKING FUNNY!

WTF: I love how guys at UW think that the only hot people of the opposite sex go to Laurier. Newsflash: we girls think the same damn thing.

WTF: Shirts displaying romantic commitment status should be made mandatory. I'm tired of wasting my time.

WTF: Did anyone see how it happened on the University Avenue in front of the main campus entrance?? I only saw a man lying face down in a thick puddle of blood. Horrible scene.

WTF: I don't hold the door for anyone on campus! Fuck everyone else, I am the only person that matters here!

WTF: I just realised when I type, I move like I do when I play the piano.

WTF: hey mods, is there a way to keep popular WTFs (judging by the number of comments) around a bit longer?

WTF: I can hear the fans running on the computer in the stall behind me. It's so loud!

WTF: To the person or persons who put a Captain Planet print out on the doors of the SLC under the litter sign... You are awesome!

WTF: Are the mods gonna add numbers to the posts and comments yet? Pleeeeaaase?

Marketplace is now available

WTF UW has introduced a buy and sell marketplace. Get your item listed today!

WTF: One day I was studying in DP on the 10th floor when out of nowhere I noticed this tiny kid sneaking up on me. I asked him, "What are you doing?". He said, "Sneaking up on you", and smiled. Damn, we do need increased campus security!

WTF: All I want from this guy is to fuck around and I believe he thinks I want more

WTF: I keep hearing guys complain of lack of girls here. Umm.. we girls feel deprived too! What happened to guys approaching girls, we feel like we need to do all the work here. WTF UW??

WTF: why so curious huh?

WTF: There is this one hot asian girl in my class...i asked her out and she said sorry, but no
WTF

WTF: last time i effin checked DP was a library, not an effin cafe! PS to the guys sitting a table behind me, talking as loud as anything, stfu =]

WTF: I HATE ALL MY COURSES!!!

WTF: i just want to get laid.

WTF: i used to think you were artsy and intelligent but now I know you are just a psycho bitch. Every time I hear your voice I want to claw out my eyeballs. I would be quite happy if I never talked to you again.

WTF: If you arn't going to enter the pin on the bottom of your pizza slice tray, give it to me!!
-the person harrasing you in the SLC.

WTF: i want to yell at ppl who talk CONSTANTLY in lab!!

WTF: Saying "beer can" with an english accent also sounds like you are saying "bacon" in a jamaican one.

WTF: To the girl on the 9th floor of DP beside me, maybe you should be a little quieter; some of us are trying to work bitch.

WTF: there was a guy wandering around the slc with a FUCK LOAD of krispy kreme donuts. to kidnap, or not to kidnap...

WTF: To the guy in the dc bathroom stall next to me, nice winnie the pooh tighties

WTF: I have no game.

WTF: I can't decide if I want to vote for a skanky whore, or a guy who tries to be funny all the time (even when he's not) for this election.

WTF: I know this took a half hour to make but damn, it could look a BIT better. WTF.

WTF: counselling services is full up until the end of term?!!

WTF: is it cheesy to tell a random girl in your class that you think she's absolutely beautiful?

WTF: Why is it so hard to get an Asian girlfriend? Probably because they're such a hot commodity...

WTF: something at the slc smells like fresh baked bread. i hope it is fresh baked bread. i want it.

WTF: clean up the shit you leave on tables at the SLC. there are garbage cans everywhere. use them.

WTF: Yeah, you guys should somehow filter the WTFs so stupid shit like below doesn't get through.

WTF: Hurrying the kids to their graves in the sea. Hurrying the kids to their graves in the sea.

WTF: Gone away now. Gone away now.

WTF: Here comes the flood. Here comes the flood.

WTF: Just read all about tim langdell. What a fucking dick. Can we rename this site to EDGEUW?

WTF: Depression sucks. RIP Robert Enke

WTF: Why are there so many people from Campus for Christ harassing others in the ML Tim Horton's? Gosh, go away.

WTF: Wow some girl wearing burgundy pants had a hole split right in the middle today.

WTF: What's up with CHEM 266L? Why is this course so much more difficult than in previous years? Am I too stupid to be a student at UW? :( [Probably.]

WTF: omg i only have ten days of class left. i have done about 5% of the readings for all of my classes combined. somehow i don't see this ending well...

WTF: mods- can you please add a permanent "WTF" or "WTF UW" at the beginning of each post? like FML, MLIA etc only the other way around. it would pull the theme throughout the website.

WTF

WTF: I am getting ads for gay asian men dating sites. I am a straight female.

WTF: A girl just walked by me with a VERY noticeable shit streak up the back of her pants. I wanted to vomit in her face.

WTF: The Anonymous commenting should be done away with, some kind of name should be required.

WTF: I just remembered that I actually have standards for what constitutes normal friendships and relationships. I'll probably forget again once I go outside and walk around the campus.

WTF: Can WTF UW give each comment on a post a number.... Its really hard to comment on comments when you can't reference it!

WTF: I would strongly consider surrendering a good amount of my future wealth and success if I could be assured that no one would ever speak on the 9th floor of DP ever again.

WTF: In STJ with my headphones in. Just felt the ground shaking like how it feels when the train passes by... But there are no trains nearby. The ground-shaking stopped when this girl whom I didn't think was so fat before, walked past.

WTF: The brown-haired woman at the SLC Tim Hortons should be on the cover of magazines, not brewing coffee.

WTF: I would love it if I could spend just one day on campus without hearing someone utter some homophobic slur when I walk by. I'm sorry I'm a little flamboyant, but there's not really much I can do about that. Didn't we get over this in the late 90s anyway?

WTF: I think I'm just going to be a perpetual student and never graduate.

WTF: I feel like it's nearly impossible to make a relationship last longer than 4 months here. Oh Co-op.

WTF: I'm a dude who just saw 500 days of summer and since have not been able to stop listening to Regina Spektor. That is all.

WTF: WTF UW needs to smile more.

WTF: You sneeky mofo, I've clicked the ad a couple times because I'm used to getting out of the comments page by clicking the logo.

WTF: Anyone staying up to watch the meteor shower tonight?

WTF: I love how involved WTFUW MODS are! this is so much better than...that old website :S

WTF: I have to learn ASL because of my newly adopted deaf sister.

WTF: Who are the mods at WTF UW?

WTF: How sad is it that the best times I've had at this university were downloading and watching 100s of movies off dc++ alone in res. This is more of a fml than a wtf, but oh well.

WTF: what's with all these tamil guys all dressing up and acting like thugs? Don't you know that people laugh at us? This isn't scarlam, you can all tone it down a bit. People are not gonna assume you're "soft" just b/c your hat isn't rotated exactly 90 degress.

WTF: Seriously, lets talk about those senate results.

WTF: I just want a frickin' coffee. It shouldn't take 30 minutes.

WTF: I swear engineering is making me more socially retarded with every term.

you're welcome for plugging in your desklamp. And btw, turn your damn cell off dickwad.

WTF: ok really, wtf. After climbing 9 flights of DP stairs I think i'm going get a heart attack. (thank you girl from health services)

WTF: In case you guys didn't' check the results... here: http://pulse.feds.ca/node/2111#comments

WTF: This treasure hunt is so sick. Can we do another one please WTF UW?!

WTF: I wonder why people here in Waterloo don't dress better. What's so wrong with wanting to look good when you go out. Drop the columbia jackets,trackpants and uggs when you go out.

WTF: Ok maybe this sounds a little sad BUT by coming to this site, and reading and commenting on the posts,I actually feel like I'm more apart of the UW community. Love the mods!

WTF: me + you = kid in sandbox.

WTF: How many white guys are dating asian girls at UW? Do you really like those girls? To be honest, I found most asian girls not attractive enough

WTF: Is it nature or nurture that there's a negative correlation between intelligence and physical attractiveness? If only we could take the hot ass of laurier and the brains of waterloo and some chemical X and...BAM.

WTF: That hot woman in black at the Bomber last night looked so screwable. Too bad it was actually a man in drag.

WTF: Holy shit I came here last week and it looked completely different.

WTF: bitches be crazy.

WTF: no one clicks on the advertisements because no one is interested... the WTFs and MCs are way more interesting than lava life and google ads.

WTF: I have come down with a bad case of the yellow fever. I might not be able to write my upcoming midterm.

WTF: Septum piercings are SO trashy, but so fucking hot at the same time.

WTF: Every winter I spend in Waterloo I get closer to offing myself

WTF: Please make the comment boxes or anything to make them readable. don't you see it's kinda awful at the moment?

WTF: Which are the worst courses??

WTF: Secretly we're more than friends ;)

WTF: Are all these people walking around campus doing the treasure hunt? How big is it?

WTF: COGNITIVE SCIENCE GRAAHHHHHH.

WTF: i find guys that are supporting movember insanely attractive. there are obvious exceptions to this, but good work boys.

WTF: I hate how WTFUW isn't very protective of people's identity. It might be very hurtful to some whn they a post about themselves.

WTF: WTF UW will not post personal attacks at members of the UW community. Please abide by this rule when submitting content to the site.

WTF: I know UW's been getting a little smack on here and as an arts student I think it's somewhat justified. But b/c we're UW students we do get some advantages. For eg, if you didn't know, UW students have have free access to a lot of software (Word, Norton, Windows 7, vista, xp) Just go over to Information systems and tech website. http://ist.uwaterloo.ca/istweb/software.html log-in with ur quest ID and you're all set.

WTF: fukkkk I sooo wish I'd gone to class. I'm screwed for my 2 midterms tomrorow...

WTF: Your star has been removed from above my bed.

There was a treasure hunt?! WTF!! How did I miss this? What was the clue under the corner table?

The "silent study area" is thus named for a reason. Hint: I'm not staring at you guys 'cause I'm interested, lol. Yeah, I heard every word. I'm too lazy to walk over to you guys like it's my job to ask you guys to be quiet.