WTF: Applied for a post-degree program yesterday. The fee was $220. OUAC can s my d!!!!!

WTF: Fucking lonely WTF UW. Need a girlfriend. :(

WTF: Jesse van amerom is not a hipster

WTF: I haven't got laid since July

WTF: There's a middle-aged asian man standing at one of the DC computers looking at softcore gay porn. Fucked up.

WTF: I understand when there is a cancellation fee with a cell phone company, because they let you buy the phone at a big discount in the first place... But a cancellation fee with a car insurance?? Of an amount of one month's charge?? What the hell? I hate these mother#kers.

WTF: Your backpack does not need a seat. It can go on your lap or the ground. That is all.

WTF: Oooo, the iPad is a giant iPod touch!

WTF: To all the sexy ladies in Geog 368/ Plan 341: Keep doing what you're doing.

WTF: My boyfriend doesn't really talk to me and even when we do talk it's stupid and unromantic. Best I get from him is a peck on the lips when he is not drunk. Should I pull a ditch?

WTF: Brown girls are so hot, but they're BITCHES!!!!!

WTF: Hey Quest and JobMine: The internet isn't supposed to shut down for the night.

WTF: I hate being in love with a complete fucking asshole.

WTF: I wanted something serious with you last year, but you had a boyfriend. And you ignore my feelings.Now he mistreats you and you come back crawling back to me, We fuck and you want something serious with me? fuck you bitch. You're good at giving blowjobs, that's it. You missed your chance. I hope you feel sad and cry. I was sad too.

WTF: Back in the grade school days we filled a sour cream sized plastic tub up with chewed up mouthfuls of our lunch sandwiches and then mixed in some milk and juice. We lidded it and left it in a locker for 3-4 months. One day my friend opened it. The smell and appearance of what was inside: unspeakable. We put the open container in the middle of the hallway. Some dude walking by accidentally kicked it over. It splattered over his shoes and the floor. A teacher happened to see him kick it. She forced him to clean it all up while she watched. I still laugh when I think about it. What kind of a man am I, WTF UW?

WTF: why the fuck is jesse van ameroms web site done in the laurier school colours? how did that slide by??

WTF: i am so down with this girl and pretty sure she is into it too. she has a boyfriend and he is actually a pretty decent guy but im pretty sure something is gonna happen soon between me and this girl. help me out here WTF UW

WTF: Has anyone else here been diagnosed as being an Aspie? I feel like UW would have more but I haven't met any others.

WTF: I will not hook up with anyone unless they're on OUA. Call me a puck bunny, call me shallow but if guys expect me to work on my body, I only expect the same of them. That's right engineers, hit the PAC.

WTF: This morning I hit a new low. While showering I felt an urge to fart so I kind of pushed a bit to squeeze it off. Maybe I pushed a little too hard because a stream of liquidy shit just streamed out and went down the drain. I was so fucking shocked. I mean I've shit in a forest, a paper bag, and the ocean, but never the shower...until today

WTF: There is so much hate going on here for asian people. But...I get what people mean. Some asian people are really strange and make ALL asians look bad. I am asian...it's okay to say it...right?

WTF: I think an employer I applied to is discriminating against males in their interview selection... Is there anything I can do?

WTF: UW has a 15% voter turnout, theproblem with the canidates running is that this s not an issue for them. They are more concerned with the coraprate agenda of the

WTF: Is it just me or is it common if I really wanna fuck someone in the on campus in as many buildings as possible

WTF: Check out the ASU debate online at http://radio.feds.ca/ GET INVOLVED PEOPLE

WTF: ASU debate streamed live at http://radio.feds.ca/

WTF: Hahahah, I Pad, what an unfortunate name for this product.

WTF: WTFUW is just full of pointless arguments by students trying to procrastinate more

WTF: FUCK LINKBUCKS

WTF: Is it just me who tries not to laugh when the Asian lady working at Timmies in SCH calls me young man, hunny, or love?

WTF: I laughed when I saw how many people are against Ritalin and adderall but are okay with coffee. Caffeine is also a study drug you guys.

WTF: girls are so fucking crazy and controlling

WTF: Our dear Muslim/Middle Eastern friends at UW. Do you use toilet paper or is there some truth to the hand wipe myth? Just wondering.

WTF: In my fridge, I left a container with a chicken breast inside of it for over a month. When I opened it, it had grown tentacles and looked like some kind of disgusting monster. My mind is forever tarnished.

WTF: Best new club award: UW Dominatrix and Fetish Club.

WTF: I feel bad for crinkling my Tim Hortons wrapper in the library. So I either do it really quickly or take my time and try to not make noise.

WTF: huge respect for the curb your enthusiasm scene reenactment going down in WTF UW LIVE :)

WTF: Everyone is pressuring me to get Twitter...

WTF: The girl sitting next to me on the bus got dumped over the phone. The ride from Fairview to UW never felt so long.

WTF: I have not gotten any co-op interviews yet.

WTF: just saw the asian version of Ace Ventura on my walk home, complete with ridiculously tight pants and man boots hahaha it's so funny how asians think they have style

WTF: To the people beside and behind me today in PSYCH 211, I kept a tally of how many times you loudly sniffled during lecture… 269 times is far too many! Being sick sucks, having to listen to sniffles all lecture also sucks and is distracting to others around you. Next time please bring tissue.

WTF: Asian girl riding the 12 bus, 12:30 on wednesday.. You had no lenses in your glasses. This pisses me off not only because I have corrected vision, but because you took being fashionably retarded to a whole new level.

WTF: Despite all of the hype about the upcoming Feds election, I just find myself reeeeally not caring. Does that make me a bad person?

WTF: Apple's new "tablet" is too damn small. Fuck.

WTF: sometimes I have to go to two or three washrooms before I can find one clean enough to dream of passing some quality time there. Some people are animals!

WTF: The Apple iPad should have pen support, handwriting recognition, and a camera... I'm a little disappointed, but will still probably buy one in the future.

WTF: If you want to talk go to DC. If your in DP shut the fuck up!

WTF: Has anyone in math got an interview? This is my first coop term, and I haven't got any, I'm worried.

WTF: how are a bf/gf both running for feds? wouldnt it be fucked up if your boss was your boyfriend? who let this pass?

WTF: I seriously think there needs to be artistic critera for campaign posters on campus. if you are going to cover my campus with your posters, at least make them pretty.

WTF: it makes me mad when people don't use favicons

WTF: fuck! why does every girl that I like and see potential in her as gf material has a bf?! fuck it.

WTF: Despite the posting regulations, I expect half of campus to be flyered for the Feds election coming up.

WTF: don't you hate it when you get your angles wrong at the urinal? Splashback sucks.

WTF: lets all try to be a little more optimistic for a change. who's with me?

WTF: wow the polls on the side make everyone at UW look like squares with regards to drug use, wow, no wonder this university isn't fun

WTF: What the hell is with all the winter courses having so many assignments? I miss last term.

WTF: If you are sitting on a chair near the line... you are not in line!!!

WTF: I love the polls on this website - very informative. How do you MODs come up with the topics?

WTF: Waterloo Sustainability Project guys at the volunteer fair today: you were all too good looking and dressed too nicely. I was too imtimidated to come talk to you about your project, even though I would have liked to.

WTF: I feel that ECON students at UW have no ambition compared to the WLU BBA students. I looked at the EconSoc Facebook Group today and the last post was in November. Are we ever goignt o get anything together and finally be able to discuss common interests and get to know the people in our program?

WTF: why are guys so emotional??

WTF: In PLAN 210 it seems you have to spend at least an hour per 1% of your final grade to get anything done.

WTF: Why are the comments on this site so rude lately?

WTF: sometimes I wonder if the anonymous comment I am chirping, or the anonymous who is chirping one of my comments/posts is actually someone I hang out with in real life, and we just don't know it. Awkward!

WTF: The PSA vice-president should stop being such a bossy bitch.

WTF: I'm exhausted and all I did for the last 3 days was watch TV.

WTF: Do people really masterbate into girls' hats? Thats fucked.

WTF: Can't belive that there are 32 asexual people that visit this site. You guys aren't human.

WTF: i'm not coming on this site anymore because a pop-up ad just came up. i fucking pop-up ad? are you serious? put ads on the page instead of making it so annoying to come here.

WTF: Fucking Engineers, if you wanna talk about your stupid assigment why the fuck do you come to DP? You have like 10 fucking buildings and a library, where you can fucking talk all you fucking want!

WTF: Due to an athletic injury I sustained about a month ago, I walk with a bit of a limp. It's ridiculous how many people stare at you when you walk funny or sigh really loudly if you have to take time going up the stairs. Come on people, work with me. This sucks enough as it is.

WTF: Is there anything higher than 'good standing' on UW Quest? Does it ever say 'bad standing'? I've only ever had 'good standing' so I wouldn't know ;)

WTF: I am so depressed.

WTF: you know the apple tablet...well my friend who is doing coop with apple right now told me that the touchscreen is going to have this layer that can change shape and protrude over buttons and stuff. he played with a prototype himself and when you unlock it it sends a ripple across the screen that you can feel.

WTF: Cute yellow scarf/blue jacket girl. You never come to DP anymore. You've changed your scarf and your coat, but you're still at Williams with your chatty friends all the time. I'll give you a hint: I sit by the windows and I am usually reading something. I didn't mean to creep you out, please start hanging out at DP again.

WTF: Just a note to everyone on the GRT: Please be curteous enough to take off your backpack if you're standing. I'm getting really tired of trying to avoid getting hit in the face by someone's huge bag. It's really not that difficult! Thanks.

WTF: Hey LS seminar guy who basically said that men just like to get off and women need to feel emotionally attached to have sex: it was a terribly sexist comment, and also you clearly need to get laid.

WTF: Do you still hook up with a person at a bar if you want more than just one night stand? If not, what do you do differently?

WTF: to make me feel better, i think that when it announces your academic standing on your Quest account, it should have a smiley face when your in good standing

WTF: I have a crush on my new roommate.

WTF: I went home last weekend, and my mom and dad played mario for wii. They're so cute. I love them. :)

WTF: The lack of academic honesty at this university is simply ridiculous sometimes.

WTF: what happened to OMGUW

WTF: Coding party @ UWP. No invitation required. MSG to join! Requirements: 1) Must have at least finished CS136 Assignment 3 #1 or in higher years. 2) Must allow outright copying. *Second or higher years students preferred*

WTF: Do you shampoo or body wash first?

WTF: https://hopeforhaitinow.org - Please Donate. =)

WTF: I've had some sort of digestive malady all day, and couldn't figure out why until I remembered that I'd bought Campus Pizza in a fit of drunken hunger.

WTF: is there an arts grad ball?

WTF: I propose a drinking game: Go to STAT 231 and every time Professor Banerjee turns from the board and says "is that okay?", "is that clear?" or "are you guys with me?" take a shot. You'll be hammered in about 2 minutes.