WTF: Does anyone actually meet the people they post about on Missed Connections?

WTF: why don't they just make courses a week long. that's how long it takes me to learn the material before an exam, and we could all be done university in one term.

WTF: Are you like... allowed to date your don? Might be a stupid question but I was just wondering

WTF: People who wear Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropostle, and Ed Hardy voluntarily identify themselves as douche fags and douche hags

WTF: Do girls really want that kind guy that respects them or are they still into the asshole?

WTF: I'm 25, on the hockey team, and dating a girl who just turned 19. I feel kind of like a creep but I love her tight body.

WTF: The Cord > Imprint. Seriously.

WTF: what does everybody want for christmas?

WTF: I know the Waterboys are cool, but aren't any dudes interested in an all-voice a cappella group?

WTF: I've touched more boobs than most of my guy friends and I'm gay.

WTF: i kind of miss the spice girls, listening to them is kind of comforting, reminds me of my youth.

WTF: Imprint, you are garbage.

WTF: Every week I pick up a copy of the Imprint and fail to read a full article. I start falling asleep halfway through anything that seems even remotely interesting.

WTF: WTF UW LIVE freaks me out, with all its creepers and sketchy girls chatting each other up electronically & the people who regurgitate their life stories to others who don't care.

WTF: Nobody posts on here at night!

WTF: I've noticed that I think very similarly to Richard Kuklinski... And I don't know what to make of that

WTF: If I was straight I could pick up so much tail.

WTF: One night my friends got into a drunk fight with some Laurier football jocks. It happened right on the WLU campus, so a whole crowd gathered to cheer and see my friends getting knocked out. Anyways, when the testosterone show was over and everyone was leaving, these three feeble, sickly, stereotypical nerds stepped out from the dark, approached us, and announced a true WTF: "Hey, guys, is the fight over??? OH noes, damn!!! We were JUST going to STEP IN for you and HELP you beat them up! You wanna go at them again this way??

WTF: being 18 is a HUGE cock block.

WTF: DId anyone see that fort in SLC this morning??

WTF: I'm scared of that automatic stapler in DC.

WTF: I don't even want to be alive right now. Every winter I get this way but I don't think I'm going to last through this one.

WTF: every time I cross the street I pray that a car hits me so I don't have to write exams

WTF: I get this sense of dislike and a one-sided impression of asians here. I know there's a shitload of us in UW and it gets annoying seeing asian after asian, but the interesting and non-conventional ones do exist!

WTF: this site feels like one giant social experiment

WTF: 20 min wait outside for a late grt bus, 15 min bus ride to UW, 5 min trek across campus to Ira Needles Hall, all just to pay 10$ for a letter that proves I'm enrolled as a student, and catch hypothermia.

WTF: why is it that when people ask me how old i am and i say 17 they never believe me

WTF: story of ALL my classes and ALL the MCs: (313): So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.

WTF: the asian girl next door to me is having sex. She sounds like a dying mouse, it's kind of scary.

WTF: i love seeing hipsters on campus because they stand out so much that i can say "LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HIPSTER"

WTF: from the girls dancing at the bus stop on the corner of university and columbia to the guy eating french fries in a mini van who flipped us off: lighten the fuck up. we were having a good time and trying to keep warm.

WTF: In the past 18 months I've gained twenty pounds. I love this new body so much more. Like Jenna Maroney said, I'm keeping the fat

WTF: watching lady gaga videos makes me feel like i'm watching light porn, but i still love her,

WTF: my office mate is the most irritating person I've had to deal with in awhile. She stinks of cheap perfume, drags her feet, and squawks on her cellphone all the time like a disgusting junior harpie. She has a dumb face.

WTF: ORGO. FUCK!

WTF: I got my own gift for secret santa.

WTF: At SLC Tim Hortons, an employee greeted me with "sup?"

WTF: Your group of girls seems really nice, and we all got along well. When I say "let's party sometime" I really mean I wanna be your friend.

WTF: I can't find anyone at uw who measures up to my high school friends.

WTF: Someone wrote "GL!" and drew a smiley face besides it on one of the desks at PAC...That made me feel so warm when I was sitting there writing my exam. GL!

WTF: My two friends are so like a lovey-dovey married couple, one of them accidentally started using baby-talk towards me.

WTF: I've been so busy and socially unavailable while in this school that my social skills have regressed to the point where saying hi to someone feels like I'm to asking them to marry me.

WTF: Glove's a tool.

WTF: I like "30 Rock" much more than I like most things in life. Including you.

WTF: Gross ginger kid on the bus looked like Rocky Dennis. Plus was wearing camo pants.

WTF: Last time I was on campus, I wore flats. Today it was full-out winter boots. :(

WTF: I ride the iXpress to school. I saw some girl sitting in front of me today studying for the same exam I was. I was tempted to tap her on the shoulder and be like "I KNOW, RIGHT?"

WTF: I accidently shaved off part of one of my side burns today, so I had to shave them both off completely. My friends asked about it and I said I got tired of them...

WTF: why didnt i stay on top of stats 278??? im so behind. and have no idea how im going to catch up..

WTF: Today, I realized that instead of sourcing information for themselves and doing research, students at arguably one of the best post secondary institutions in Canada would rather post their questions to an anonymous site to get someone to answer it for them. Laziness, ftw.

WTF: i want to learn a new langauge. Spanish or French?

WTF: The cold is sucking out all the moisture from my hair, and now it clings to my face like a freakin' Saran Wrap!

WTF: What happens when you fail once course one semester and you get placed on OSAP probation, and you fail one course the following semester and some of your marks aren't great either, but yuou pass. Will they pull your OSAP? My winter osap has been approved, but i'm scared they won't give me once my marks for the fall comes out. Can that happaned even thought my fees have been arranged? I just need one more semester to prove myself.

WTF: More people need to join WTF UW on Facebook....Come on people!

WTF: I thought we got rid of Jas when OMG UW got scrapped. Aw fuck.

WTF: First year. Might fail a course. I'm worried.

WTF: wow I spent all of my money on cabs. I hate the GRT and don't have my G2 yet and they're still on strike.

WTF: WTF UW I will never feel alone again. Thank you.

WTF: I feel really uncomfortable walking down and ice- and snow-covered set of concrete stairs, gripping a wet railing. Good job preparing for Winter, UW. Not like it comes EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME or anything..

WTF: I love reading these in spanish!

WTF: 30 Fucking impossible bonus marks, thanks for nothing assholes!

WTF: Blah blah blah my ex blah blah blah. Stop the shitty WTFs!

WTF: Just looked out the window this morning and saw the shitfest that is the snow outside. I'm typing this in bed, and I plan on staying here.

WTF: why doesn't the search function also apply to the comments on WTFs? Can we get that added?

WTF: I love how WTF UW seems to upset some people in various ways.

WTF: My girlfriend is exchanging christmas gifts with her exboyfriend. What the fuck?

WTF: I met the exgirlfriend of the guy I like last night. She's absolutely gorgeous, funny, and smart. I have realized that I don't stand a chance or want to be compared to that.

WTF: We've established that I like you and you like me. So why is it that we aren't dating?

WTF: My ex has been with another guy for 7 months now! and i am still not over her. In fact i feel more in love. WTF!!!!????!!!

WTF: It will be weird if I start seeing someone I know show up on WTF UW LIVE..

WTF: Turns out I have an exam in the morning that I didn't even know about. How did this happen?

WTF: this site is the best distraction ever.

WTF: If you don't want to be social, or if you feel like having an "intelligent" conversation, don't come to a site called WTF UW.

WTF: I cheated on my girlfriend last night and the only thing I'm feeling guilty about is why I don't feel guilty about doing it... I know I should feel bad, but I just don't

WTF: Hey douchebag trying to drift in the UWP parking lot: Nice crash!

WTF: At first the chat room was interesting, but now it's becoming filled with guys who just want to hook up/talk to a decent pair of tits and girls wanting attention/confirmation of their looks. The quest for intelligent conversation continues...

WTF: noticing a disturbing trend of young Asian males not washing their hand after the bathroom. Pretty fucking gross

WTF: I finally got a real female off of craigslist's casual encounters yesterday!

WTF: craigslist for escorts?... Just go to Laurier! :P

WTF: I'd much rather write exams than having to do two major papers...fml.

WTF: I'm freezing, but I can't stop eating this iced cream

WTF: I dread my glee withdrawal for the next four months after the finale tonight

WTF: I was very into this guy. But he avoided me, so I gave up. I ran into him yesterday and I realized that I still have feelings for him. WTF

WTF: can I just say I can't wait until twilight gets replaced by a GOOD book series

WTF: CHEM 266.

WTF: I came into work today to find my desk covered in glitter.

WTF: For all of these people that are lusting for their best guy/girl friend. Stop. I did that same and now I'm down one great friend and only have an ex to show for it.

WTF: I have one and only one exam... its today. I went to bed at 12:30 to try and get a good nights sleep. I couldn't get any sleep. My exam is in 2 hours FML

WTF: I woke up this morning, only to look out of my kitchen to see my next-door neighbor scratching his balls while taking a smoke.

WTF: today, i realized that the basis of my undergraduate career is not based on marks or how well I do, but rather how smart my class mates are. class rankings ftw.

WTF: Does withholding sex to prove a point actually work?

WTF: I love this school so much!

WTF: does anyone know how we figure out which room to write the psci 101 exam tomorrow?

WTF: Has anyone ever actually gotten an escort off of Craigslist? Is it worth it?

WTF: This site is getting dumber each day... people keep posting pointless wtfs and pussy mcs.

WTF: what kind of shoes do guys like to see on a girl?

WTF: What kind of shoes do girls like to see on a guy?

WTF: to the sad fuck who snuck into my room while I was out for a jog and took my wallet & cellphone: you're one pitiful human being. I'll be spending my first portion of the holidays picking up my cancelled & lost cards and somehow making up for the 200+ dollars I had in there for holiday gift buying. Not having my cell phone is like losing an arm, thanks alot asshole, I'm just thankful that I've never been desperate enough to stoop low enough to steal.

WTF: Optometry is effing nice! It's like DC on steroids without all the asians.

WTF: Someone keeps shining a light into my window. The trouble is that I'm not on the ground floor.

WTF: so i get up put in the effort to wear a thong rather than panties, and dress super tight only to realize i'd be spending the whole day at the library, thank you uw

WTF: Holy crap, loud brown gangsters have invaded the silent study in the SLC.

WTF: There's a slice of pizza in the minifridge in the PSSA lounge (HH 342) so old I think it might be historically significant.

WTF: guys: which do you prefer: sex or blow jobs?

WTF: How is it that some of the smartest people in the country still need to be potty trained?

WTF: out with movember and in with exam beards! HURRAH!

WTF: Hi UW community... a friend of mine lost his wallet a few days ago. I will not disclose any detailed personal information here, but he is of asian ethnicity. ALL of his important documents were inside (citizenship, SIN card). If anyone has seen or found a brownish gucci wallet please post here and we will contact you!

WTF: red-haired GIRLS are so hot!

WTF: reading the WTF posts in arabic makes everything sound effed up, and not as funny as it should be, just saying

WTF: Come visit Glove in the Optometry Building today.. Yay!!

WTF: I seriously hate Parking Services.

WTF: Good luck on the ELPE today guys!

WTF: lately ive been seeing things and i dont know if theyre real or not. i get these rushes where everything feels like a dream and i cant control them. i think im losing my mind.

WTF: My exboyfriend's facebook profile is at the top of my "most visited" websites.

WTF: red-haired guys are so hot

WTF: Ladies- Not only are you pissing all over the place when you hover, you're increasing you chances of a UTI. Lay some tp down and take a seat. Or at least clean up after yourselves! If dudes knew how gross some of us are...

WTF: any tips on how to get over someone?

WTF: damn you WTF UW! i did nothing productive today!!

WTF: Why do people sit in front of the computers in DP with their laptops open in front of the monitor? Honestly people - some of us actually need to use the computers!

WTF: I'd like nothing better than to make him breakfast, and he'd like nothing more than to be waking up with someone else.

WTF: Is it so hard to find a hot, straight acting gay guy in this town?

WTF: I got laid last night!

WTF: Can someone think of a good way to start some kind of collateral system for leaving your seat at DC? I'm too paranoid that if I leave for even a minute, the person sitting beside me will grab my laptop and run.

WTF: i think its really funny that the first post on OMG UW says "OMG FTW bitch."

WTF: How tall do you want your girlfriend to be?

WTF: UWWTF - the Mod(s) are just pretending to take this place seriously.

WTF: i thought i was over you... but when my first though when i see you is that i want to hold your hand i guess i'm not.

WTF: Can you mute WTF UW Live? Those beeps make me suicidal.

WTF: just one more bong hit and then I can study for calculus

WTF: I'm 19 and have slept with 4 girls so far, is that good?

WTF: My condoms have reached their expiry date - really shows how much I get.

WTF: I wasn`t home for Eid.

WTF: I won't be home for Christmas.

WTF: How about putting some milk in the dispensor at REV for a change? And why not a locator for the cashier, so at least it can be a game of tag and not hide'n'seek.

WTF: captain kirk is climbing a mountain. Why is he climbing the mountain?

WTF: Every time I study in the Comfy Lounge in MC, I check to (in vain) to see if the balcony doors are open so that I can smoke and do differentials at the same time.

WTF: I'm gonna make wtf-uw my homepage; there's no longer any use in trying to resist it.

WTF: pr0n does not seem to do it anymore...guess I"m gonna have to ask one of you ladies out sometime now...

WTF: what did the kid do, why are there cops in DC library?

WTF: I just found out that another girl that likes the guy I'm dating is on 4 stream. Peace out!

WTF: The only girl I've ever dated was from the internets.

WTF: what's everyone's favourite position?

WTF: I might have to leave this school to get help for my eating disorder!! Is it easy to come back after missing a term?

WTF: I wonder why there are Marble Slab coupons in the December 4 imprint that expire November 19th 2009

WTF: who here has taken hist 200? what are the quizzes based on and is it actually easy?

WTF: i don't understand WTF UW LIVE or what goes on in there. the click noises were a little annoying until i figured out where they were coming from. someone explain?

WTF: it's been over a year since I broke up with my old girlfriend. In the mean time I have had other girlfriends, tried different things, kept busy...but there hasn't been a day thats gone by where I haven't thought about her

WTF: "You Make My Dreams" - Hall & Oates, "Move On Up" - Curtis Mayfield .... when you're feeling down listen to those songs

WTF: Whenever it seems like I'm in a bad mood or upset, my mom asks me if I've lost weight to make me feel better.

WTF: Study hard people! We can do it!

WTF: You're slipping away from me and I just don't know how to hold on anymore. I hate long distance!

WTF: thank you to the guy who unlocked the door for me today so I could hand in a paper.. you were a life saver!

WTF: The new campus dentist office makes me feel like I'm in LA and it should cost thousands of dollars! Everything is SO white and shiny. Every one is so tan and well dressed. The girls where tight clothes and push up bras and while men are tall dark and handsome with defined jaws! WTF they don't belong in waterloo!?!?

WTF: It's snowing!

WTF: mods made a facebook group!!!! search for WTF UW on facebook. Thanks mods!!

WTF: I feel like I'm seeing more complaints about Twilight and their fans more than the actual fans themselves.

WTF: i need a good korean movie to watch, i've watched all the major ones and now it's getting hard to find new ones

WTF: What the hell are "Waterboys"?

WTF: those dental hygienists at the campus dentist are just too hot.

WTF: I'm the only non asian, non brown person at the dc library...Im not even white im latin american...once again only @ waterloo

WTF: I ran into 4 persons I know at the library today Saturday between 9 pm and 2 am...only @ waterloo

WTF: Dear Smelly Dude who sits in the computer commons in DC and plays computer golf... GO THE FUCK AWAY. There are students with important things to do who need the computers.

WTF: Is it just me or has winter tuition gone up ... AGAIN?!

WTF: WTF mods FTW