WTF: I have to say, I like WTF UW Live. It's nice to be able to talk to people who feel the same way about things, people that I can relate to. To the girl I got to meet in my stat class earlier today: you're awesome. That was brave, and I'm pretty shy so I'm glad I was able to talk to you in person. I hope to get to know you better in the coming year. :)

WTF: My OSAP is now $31 and I've about a year and a half left to go.

WTF: fuck you people who think you're being quieter going into the DP stairwell to talk on your phone. I CAN STILL HEAR EVERY WORD OF YOUR CONVERSATION.

WTF: I lost my viriginity last night!!

WTF: I absolutely hate the new google fade in thing

WTF: Please make this site more mobile friendly! Blackberry and Iphone users will love you forever.

WTF: I'm home this weekend and my mom asks me if the geese are still in Waterloo. When I say yes, she says "Grab one and cook it up."

WTF: I realized yesterday that a band of a cappella singers roaming around campus made this place feel a hell of a lot more alive.

WTF: is anyone here studying for chem 333? which parts are you focusing on?

WTF: what is the best place to study on campus?

WTF: Am I the only one who continues to check social networking sites at 4 in the morning even after the stop updating around midnight?

WTF: seriously, i just wanna hook up with someone... enough with all the drama!

WTF: I've been single for a while now, but everytime I'm with another guy, I feel like I'm cheating on my ex-boyfriend.

WTF: Is anyone else in Honours Science? What the hell am I doing with my life?

WTF: so what...expired IDs are accepted ID @ Bomber? doorman keeps sayin "renew that" - I would if there wasn't a strike, dumbshits.

WTF: 2010 World Cup draw results are out! Which team do you support?

WTF: I think I'm actually addicted to masturbation -- moreso than cigarettes -- is there any place I could go that would take me seriously? I really think it's a big problem, like any addiction.

WTF: Where should I store my stuff when I go on co-op?

WTF: I'm getting owned by a PLAN 320 assignment right now. FML!!!!!

WTF: Are all AFM students introverted and depressed? That's the impression I get. Guess you aren't having much fun crunching numbers all day and night.

WTF: damn, the girl i've been lusting after.. turns out to have a long distance boyfriend

WTF: so i skipped a year ended up first year universtiy and still 17, my birthday's not till mid summer, anyone know a place to get good fake id's? im not going to all ages crap

WTF: True Blood is totally ladies' porn.

WTF: am i a terrible person for continually leading a guy on, while not intending to hook up with him? Its just fun knowing that i have him wrapped around my finger

WTF: Am I shallow for not wanting to date a girl who's a little overweight?

WTF: My mom saw that I was had wikipedia's "Islam in Canada" page open on my iPod when she woke me up. I fell asleep reading about it. I wonder what she thinks. We're atheist white folk.

WTF: The lab staff and office staff are in an intense Christmas-decoration battle at my work. This is the one time I enjoy their intense rivalry.

WTF: I put in 48 hours at work this week. Today I fell asleep in the middle of a project meeting.

WTF: What's the deal with all these Asian guys with grey hairs coming in? That's so sad.

WTF: Anyone who wants to be a billionaire? I wanna start a club...

WTF: Why is it always the weirdest engineers that get all the girls? And the upperyears need to stop hitting on all the frosh.

WTF: i've been depressed recently.. but i just play "move on up" by curtis mayfield and then i feel better

WTF: i hate 4th year

WTF: This article explains perfectly the loneliness that people express here on WTF UW - http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/12/04/loneliness.social.network/index.html

WTF: it would be awesome if there was a UW version of omegle.com where we could just randomly talk to a UW student. Come on CS majors, do your thing!

WTF: I did not enjoy being ambushed by the 'free hugs' people on my way in to the Art Lecture Hall thursday. K'thanks.

WTF: We hooked up and then you don't even talk to me? Why did you even think there was a possibility of another hookup?

WTF: What's with people on campus? I actually made some eye contact with someone while walking after lecture and I gave a friendly smile and they returned with a "you're a creep" look. Is my school really filled with an unfriendly amd apathetic student body?

WTF: has anyone else ever noticed the smell of weed in slc? lol

WTF: Stop fucking stalking me you crazy bitch!!! I'm not blind nor deaf, please stop now

WTF: the office is not nearly as funny as it used to be.. sigh..

WTF: We hooked up in the summer and it was great but things have changed since then. I'm back on campus next semester and I'm too chicken to ask you to hang out again. I hope you'll guess that this is me.

WTF: I'm significantly depressed with how life has been treating me recently... i just wanna get on coop and get the hell out of here

WTF: Stop fucking stalking me and talking about me all the fucking time!!! Fucking creeper!!!

WTF: Men should not have to wax/shave. WTF I like him to be manly/hairy, and I prefer to be the smooth one...ladies, am I right?!

WTF: I feel like using a heavily connoted phrase like WTF instead of the more neutral OMG has led to a lot of anger being poured out here. Or maybe it's just the pre-exam period.

WTF: I am going through a very difficult decision... I want to take this girl i know out on a date, but i have a girlfriend... the problem arises where as i know i'm going to break up with my girlfriend in a month (i'm putting it off till after finals), but it still wouldn't be a very nice thing to do and i'd feel pretty guilty

WTF: I'm trying to register for chem 123, but it wont let me because the only non-mandatory tutorial time is when another one of my classes is held, and i can't change my class time because its the only time its offered, and i can't drop that course cause its not offered again till next year winter term. I emailed bisonette like two times and have waited for a week, wtf UW stop screwing me over! no one even goes to these stupid tutorials,

WTF: Exams are around the corner, assignments are due, people are stressed. Everyone should listen to some trance music to chill out/study with. Tiesto's In Search of Sunrise 7 Asia is a great start :D

WTF: I've finally realized that he'll never see me as more than a friend or a booty call. It's time to give up the chase.

WTF: I lose mt jacket somewhere between SLC and Campus Pizza last night. Did anyone find a corduroy jacket? It has my keys in it. More importantly, I just really like the jacket. Thanks.

WTF: There's this girl I have a crush on and b/c she's going away on coop next term I thought I would ask her out. Well I did and her answer was a prompt "No, I think we should just be friends." I am so crushed.

WTF: I hate waking up for my psych 291 class but I must say, the high number of beautiful girls that show up to lecture really makes it a lot easier. If you're a girl in psych 291, give yourself a pat on the back ;) Good luck on the final!

WTF: Some douche stole my phone at a bar and now is starting to post my number here occasionally for fun. WTF. Is there any way I can track this person down?

WTF: This school makes me lonely

WTF: people complaining about not having friends... maybe because you spend time on social sites... instead of actually socializing in the real world?! Instead of posting on here, go and say hi to someone...

WTF: Some douche stole my phone at a bar and now is starting to post my number here occasionally for fun. WTF. Is there any way I can track this person down?

WTF: OMGUW finally got around to updating the OMGs (not the MCs though), and the video OMG is pretty funny, but WTFUW still wins my heart because of the quick updates. <3

WTF: Co-Op sucks when you actually want to make and keep friendships.

WTF: I just dont get it... why are Planners all so sexy? Why cant the people in ENG be more like them? I mean I walk through the studio all of the time just so I can catch a glimpse of them :)

WTF: fucking poster sale line; hire more people you jerkoffs

WTF: In the 4 years I've been here I have never connected with a single person. I have no real friends - ones that will actually reply to my calls and texts, or ones that want to hang out on the weekends. I will not miss this place or the people here at all when I leave. I hate most people that I meet. I wish I could rewind 4 years and never come here. The only thing I've got out of being here these years is a drug addiction, and even that is getting old and boring as of late. When I graduate I'm not even going to attend the ceremony, you can just mail me my diploma, thanks. I hope this post can serve as a warning to people who are thinking of coming here, and that the people I am referencing here will know deep down that it is me writing this. I would be quite happy if I never had to think again about this school or the people I've had to deal with here.

WTF: has anyone ever considered that there is an exact personality duplicate of each one of our friends in every other person's social circle and we are actually all experiencing one collective lifetime albeit with different faces on each personality?

WTF: If one more person corrects an OP's spelling or grammar, I'm going to bash skulls. It's the fucking internet. Obviously you have no better comebacks than to point our their spelling errors. Shut the fuck up it doesn't make you look cool.

WTF: i can't leave my room without coming in contact with a socially awkward person and/or situation.

WTF: while on the bus stopped at a red light, there was a girl on the corner and all i could see what her back and i said to my friend "wow that girl is really hot".. as the bus pulls away i notice it's my girlfriend... i love my life

WTF: When I'm sitting alone at a table in the SLC studying for my exam in less than an hour, you should not TAKE A SEAT AND BEGIN TALKING ON THE PHONE ABOUT POINTLESS CRAP. And yes, I am cowardly and would rather bitch about this on WTF UW than tell her myself.

WTF: It's because of cheating assholes like you that bisexuals and bisexuality have a bad rep. Not the other way around.

WTF: I hate this time of year! Cold weather and finals make me want to hibernate.

WTF: I don't know what I want anymore. You win UW.

WTF: Just so you know, this is the last chance I'm giving you. You have until the end of the day.

WTF: One hacker on omg-uw and Travis is a celebrity. I didn't know it was so easy.

WTF: How easy is it to pick up girls at bars? I'm attractive but have never done it ... I'm thinking of trying it this week.

WTF: I want to know all the hot asian girls in math. I know there arent a lot of them

WTF: How do you peopIe stay up all night to study? I went to the store to get a box of coffee just so I can stay awake all night and study for my two tests tomorrow, but it isn't working. Tea also makes me sleepy. Ideas?

WTF: I love how those trendy asian hoes get so glammed up for school. Your face is so fake and shiny!!

WTF: to everyone who has roommates: 1 or 2 people in your household should not be responsible for all the chores. when you've taken out the garbage once and never done recycling, you are being a selfish, lazy bitch. do your fair share!! K THX

WTF: Can everyone clean up after themselves in the bathroom? I'm not your fucking mom and you're not fucking 2 years old. Either learn to aim or line the seats.

WTF: OMG UW = WEAK. Just saying.

WTF: I buy a parking pass every term and i accidentally parked on the faded, painted line and got a ticket. is this for real? just because you couldn't land a co-op job in a reputable position does not mean you failure parking services employees can ticket people for PARKING ON A LINE. Wtf UW.

WTF: some girls get WAY too dressed up for bomber. calm down, ladies... calm down.

WTF: Wherever I go on campus to study, if it's not reeking of food it's stinking of perfume/cologne.

WTF: i have a final tomorrow in my hardest class. i have fully come to terms with the fact that i am going to fail it, therefore studying is not going well.

WTF: The Pizza Pizza online ordering site is on my Google Chrome's "most visited" page.

WTF: Yo, OMGUW Ima let you finish loading, but first I gotta say: WTFUW is the best site ever! Oh hang on...it just crashed again? Alright, Travis, I'll tell ya when you're back on your feet...if ever...

WTF: hahah @ the imprint article on the "harmful graffiti" on campus. we get one little tag and this school's got sand in its vagina. this place is full of pussies.

WTF: OMGUW just died again.. Fuck that shit I'm staying put right here.

WTF: People in this school need to realize silent study does NOT mean hang out with your friends and talk while you pretend to work.

WTF: A woman who works in SCH Timmies called me "Hot Chocolate Lady" this morning. I think I need to stop going there.

WTF: I saw a hot guy studying today ... Chinese. He must be into Asian girls :(

WTF: After going back to OMGUW I appreciate this place so much more. The format here rules!

WTF: omguw's "hacker" was just a convenient excuse for Travis to neglect the site for a while because he got bored of it. I posted this exact same thing on his site but he deleted the comment. You're fucking lame man.

WTF: Laurier students understand the concept of being quiet in the library while people are studying more the UW students do. Thank you.

WTF: This man-child in geog 102 sounded like he was punching his keyboard today in class. I was sitting a few rows back and still found it annoying. I get it, you have a laptop. STFU

WTF: PEOPLE WHO USE THE ELEVATOR TO GO UP ONE FLOOR ARE FUCKING LAZY AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A CAR AND LOSE THE ABILITY TO WALK SO YOUR ACTIONS ARE ACTUALLY JUSTIFIED YOU TERRIBLE FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS.

WTF: OMG UW IS BACK!

WTF: I think this guy's friends are the biggest douchebags. I feel bad everytime I reject his invitations, because I'd rather hang myself than hang out with those losers.

WTF: I've never had an orgasm.

WTF: Are skinny jeans part of the attire for student bomber employees? It seems that way for both women and men

WTF: What is the best way to win back a guy?

WTF: who the hell tagged the walls in ES? Dumb ass!

WTF: I don't know what I want, but it isn't you.

WTF: I can't be the only girl who watches porn. What's so shameful about watching it anyways? It's all good. - well, some is bad but whatever.

WTF: I love LS girls

WTF: are UW parking tickets real? Will they be on my record when i renew my licence??

WTF: Would guys still find a girl attractive, even if she is a little bit overweight (yet still has a defined figure)? Or is it all about being thin? What classifies as being a "fatty", people?

WTF: I love how you change your FB status to things like "studying at the DP all day!" to make your mom believe you're not just sitting up in your room with your boyfriend all day smoking weed, like you do every day.

WTF: I tell my friends and people that I'm a bad guy and that I'm evil... but secretly I want to save the world

WTF: Where are all the good looking "brothers" on campus?

WTF: I found around half of all students at UW are from mississauga, why?

WTF: It's the last week of class. If you want to do well in your exams, don't start a new romantic relationship or break up with your current partner until your finals are over.

WTF: Theres three girls in my life, girl A is very attractive, we get along perfectly, but i never see her (once every 2 months), Girl B isn't that attractive, we've dated before and we\'ve gotten along great but there I don't feel that much for her, I see her everyday though. Girl C is very very attractive, and though I don't think i have a future with her because i'm about to go on coop where i won't see her for 4 months, i'd like to at least hook up with her... if I do, I'd likely lose any chance with the other two, and I don't know if I should or not

WTF: Just read some posts about the UW puss battle today @ 12:45 DC. Anybody gonna update on this?

WTF: Do guys like girls who take the initiative? If in general the answer is no, how can a girl get the guy she wants??

WTF: If you dont trade, don't say that you're interested in stocks

WTF: Where art thou Aquaman? I didn't see you at Sciball.

WTF: Nice changes to the format! It would be great if we could also get to the archives with less hassle

WTF: is travis on wtf uw?

WTF: My biggest fantsy is hooking up with someone in the DC library silent booths area ... I can't be the only one, right?

WTF: The guy I like alot stopped texting me or talking to me on MSN...I dont know what I did wrong

WTF: How old is Glove? He acts like he's still in grade 9.

WTF: I liked it better when we could rate posts and that was our only way to stick it to the OPs

WTF: This guy in the silent area of DP suddenly just burst out into song. I think studying is making him crazy.

WTF: Why are there 3 competing OMG UWs? I don't want to keep up with all of them.

WTF: I'm not "a jew" if I bring in my own coffee cup to save 10 cents every day, and I don't think you're clever for saying so.

WTF: Glove: At least Jas had a moral conscious. Please start seeing people as induviduals with their own minds, thoughts, opionions, and emotions. Not unlike you.

WTF: A cute girl walked in late into psych 207 this morning and sat in the 2nd last row on the left side of AL 116. You were dressed very well - had a very chic look. But that's about all the good observations I had about you. Not only did you come to class late, as soon as you sat down, you started to munch away at your tim hortans food and coffee in the most distracting manner and then when class ended, you looked at your garbage on the floor, and just left it lying there. Do you do this in your own home? Have you no sense of respect to take your garbage with you when you leave class? Your clothes and make up make you look really classy but your disgusting behaviour shows your true colours. You simply are an embarrassment.

WTF: Yup...Perfect timing to start exams a week after midterms. Fuck you, UW!

WTF: I need help with CS135!

WTF: WTF UW is becoming terribly racist and homophobic. Censorship isn't cool but there's just too much blatant racism and generally offensive material on here. Come on mods, place some guidelines. Lets keep WTF UW fun for everyone. - concerned WTF UW fan

WTF: While studying at DC, a guy came, put his bag and coat in the stall beside me, then walked off. About an hour later he came back, grabbed his stuff, and then left. Then a girl did the same thing. If you aren't using it, don't put your fucking stuff there. We don't have a shortage of study space, we have an excess of jackasses.

WTF: I got back from class at 3:30 pm and was about to prepare my first meal of the day only to discover one of my roommates took the racks from the oven.. WTF?

WTF: next time i'm washing my hands in the bathroom and some asian guy spends more time fixing his hair than it takes me to finish washing up I'm going to stuff his pretty little head into one of the urinals. fucking man up already

WTF: I'm completely fine with gay people... but I hate it when people are openly gay (or proud to be gay, not that they should be ashamed). What I mean is, you don't see me being proud about being hetero... it's just the way it is, ok?

WTF: fyi people 3rd floor slc quiet study is not a garbage dump. Throw out your trash so people can look out the window and not at empty yogurt containers and coffee cups.

WTF: I'm just so depressed. I don't have the energy to study at all. I'm going to be really disappointed when I see some of my grades at the end of this term.

WTF: hey mods i found the prize from the treasure hunt. It was a bunch of candy, a waterloo bracelet and a thank you note from wtfuw. nice hiding spot!

WTF: this site makes me so happy...I can't even describe it in words

WTF: I reaaaaallly hate fat chicks

WTF: Glove says - This site is far better than omgwaterloo.com

WTF: girl on 7D bus around 8: stop talking so loud on your effing phone nobody wants to hear your stupid petty drama

WTF: what is with Asian girls and dragging their feet as they walk?

WTF: Why are there so many people who submit WTFs who don't know how to spell?

WTF: I miss omg-uw.

WTF: Bomber line-ups are horrible. Why is there always twice the amount of people in the line than inside the bomber? Let more people in because it's lacking

WTF: why are ninety five percent of the doors on campus locked today? Some of us want to study somewhere that isn't the loud library.

WTF: I was walking between DP and E3 (coming out of EIT) and looked to my left into a classroom. Someone had written with a black marker in huge letters; \"If you can read this, you are CREEPING\"

WTF: I just found about my girlfriend cheated on me from her best friend and not her

WTF: I have no sympathy for cheaters.