WTF: Bomber wouldn't let costumed people in today!

WTF: I am loving the political debates here! I'm thinking that maybe all this excitment on WTF will bring up the voter turnout this year...Feb 9th!

WTF: The guy behind me left his car keys on his desk... When I noticed I had an image of me taking those keys, finding that car, driving across canada, dumping school, house, friends, girls and becoming a homeless person in Vancuver.

WTF: Hey Engineers shut the fuck up!

WTF: Discussing hangovers with my boss on office msn. Epic? I think so.

WTF: I've never been a geese hater. I've always thought they were innocent things and minded my own business when walking by them. But seeing them yesterday around SCH on the grass like that really disgusted me. Why the fcuk were there so many of them?

WTF: Matt Waller gets removed as chair of the arts endowment fund, a FUNDING body, and now he's running to be chief financial officer of the feds? WTF!

WTF: Hey graduating engineers? Stop acting like a bunch of immature fucktwats.

WTF: I effin hate when brown people wear coloured contact lenses. It looks so creepy! like a possessed demon...you are brown!! you have BROWN eyes!!!!! ughh

WTF: IRS makes my arts lectures more fun. Thank you arts lectures for being more boring than idiots running around drunk

WTF: Team Yellow is excessively effective at marketing. It's pretty sweet.

WTF: Many people say they're lonely and that they need a bf/gf. But do you really need one? Be happy with who you are right now, and who knows, something might happen when you're not looking

WTF: I was eating veggie soup at TIm's and then pulled a huge chunk of beef out of it. I hope veggies don't think this soup is safe! HAHAH

WTF: Vote for team EVERYONE! I don't know what I am doing, or how to do it, and I can't answer questions... but YAY! Team everyone!

WTF: I'm in China and feeling right at home - Waterloo has prepared me well

WTF: I wonder if people have ever made the connection that the people that post here, and post on MCs are the same. Mean and brave on this side, lonely and shy on the other. Maybe that's karma?

WTF: Sarah Cook quoted Phil's AND Kick Offs. I love that woman.

WTF: I know that running for student government is knowingly putting yourself up for public scrutiny... but the stuff on these things usually have nothing to do with elections. It's all personal attacks from digruntled people. It's really ruining the integrity of the students.

WTF: I listened to the residence debate... Jenna doesn't know how to answer a question if Allan pre-typed it for her and handed it ot her mid question. She's as dumb as Ugg Boots.

WTF: I think I'll vote for the black guy. Black people are really underrepresented on campus.

WTF: Can we elect mods as Feds president?

WTF: Moggach and Best visited my class. I was impressed by their posters, but actually hearing them speak guarantees I will not be voting for them.

WTF: what's up with girls wearing leggings under shorts?

WTF: can I do basic training? as in join the army for 4 months and get basic training but not be forced to serve later on... ?

WTF: I LOVE it when the bus is packed and I'm standing in the middle holding the high bar and just fucking rocking that shit like it's a concert! How does my backpack taste bitches

WTF: To all the lonely, heartbroken ladies and gentleman who complain about not getting any. I have an amazing girlfriend that I cheat on about once or twice a week. If you think there aren't any single, horny people on campus who would happily fuck you, read the posts. Seriously. Grow a set.

WTF: If this guy using the Obama campaign wins, I'm outta here.

WTF: Jenna Goodhand lost 15% of her budget for BRIBING students to vote for her.

WTF: for all the people in afm 123 who dont have a group...please make some friends in class and stop sending out mass emails

WTF: there's a burning sensation when I pee.

WTF: If a camel and a hippo were to fornicate and have a baby, and that baby camepotamus were to laugh, it would sound like the stupid blonde girl on the 2nd floor of slc. So annoying.

WTF: DUSTED. The one night that every engineer gets laid!

WTF: The shower I just took at CIF was one of the coldest I've had in years. You'd think if this cheap-ass university can afford to throw up building after ugly building they could shell out $30-40k for an extra hot water system.

WTF: Co-op is fucking bullshit.

WTF: What the fuck am I paying MORE money for? For a pat on the back after succesfully teaching myself another semester?

WTF: We may not like the same things, speak the same language, or even come from the same country, but something we CAN agree on, is how much we fucking hate UW... and isn't that what University is all about? WTF UW, lets give this another shot.

WTF: I really need some gay guy friends!!! I am a girl and I had tons before moving to waterloo. They're SO AMAZING. I MISS IT!!!!!

WTF: Stop spamming emails through ACE asking questions that the course syllabus CLEARLY answers, you fucking imbeciles.

WTF: Why am I still a virgin? Is it sad that I haven't got laid yet or is it sad to think that way? But seriously, I think it's because we have too many geeks and nerds in Waterloo.

WTF: I thought there were posters advertising some competition to cook your best moggach

WTF: All the elections drama remind me of student council drama from HIGH SCHOOL. GROW THE FUCK UP UW STUDENTS!

WTF: Do profs know that most of us have 4 other classes with readings, assignments and tests?

WTF: The Chair of the referendum's "YES" committee is acclaimed for VP Education.

WTF: There is a disproportionately high number of frat/sorority members running for Feds executive.

WTF: I want to kill myself but I want to make it look like an accident. Any tips?

WTF: Dont let Bradley Moggach or Jesse Van Ameron win!!

WTF: to the guy sitting 2 desks behind me RIGHT NOW in DP...i TOTALLY heard you fart! ...

Lost: A pink heart-shaped USB that looks like a cookie. I have many assignments on it that I need back. If anyone finds it, please respond, thanks!

WTF: So Casa Salsa closes down and what goes in instead? Another generic-looking asiany place. Wow. That's great. I'm sure it'll last!

WTF: Where's the best place to nap on campus?

WTF: The construction beside the SLC is the most inconvenient shit ever. Thanks for tarnishing my UW experience.

WTF: no offense WTF but vote YELLOW please!!!!

WTF: Anyone willing to trade a Stride branded headband for a Stride branded wrist?

WTF: WTF UW READ THIS http://imprint.uwaterloo.ca/2010/feds/results/

WTF: what happened to bbq, durbanite and the rest of 'em?

WTF: Honestly, fuck Jesse. You mods are pussies if you don't let this WTF get through.

WTF: Some stranger offered me a cookie, and I took it with out much hesitation...be proud mom and dad i will get raped eventually, oh and every other student took it too :)

WTF: the bridge between SLC and STJ being closed is the bane of my existence

WTF: I wish I was a Super Saiyan

WTF: The OEC after party that turned into some engineer's birthday party had one of the hottest guys I have ever seen at it.

WTF: literally going to graduate with no action whatsoever in waterloo. thank god for exchanges.

WTF: I don't know why it took me so long to realize that I can let you go. I don't even feel sad about it anymore.

WTF: take the retarded ads out off this website.

WTF: how can I possibly be this distracted?!

WTF: As dedicated as I am to you WTF-UW, I am NOT voting purple. I am voting Yellow.

WTF: Why is it that when someone asks a question in class almost everyone else stares at that person like they hate him/her?

WTF: RIP Geoff Lloyd

WTF: Are asian vaginas really sideways?

WTF: Why do people ask the stupidest questions on discussion boards, especially for DE courses? People need to learn to read through the instructions and other posts before asking the same dumb questions over and over agian!

WTF: holy shit write an MC that allows the person to actually recognize that they might be the subject of your unrequited love.

WTF: Yesterday I walked into a UWP suite, and didn't realize it wasn't mine until my key wouldn't open "my" room door. The other roommates were clearly in their rooms with their doors shut. I managed to make it out without anyone noticing, but I should really stop smoking so much weed.

WTF: I would just like to remind everyone, that even though you hear deep dark secrets about someone, there is one that is far deeper and far darker that you'll never know... sometimes with the worst secrets, people forget they even have them

WTF: My farts have been so smelly for the past 2 days!

WTF: Do I seriously have to rent a suit for the job fair? I realize university students think they're the shit, but for god's sake we're braindead university students looking for internships and summer jobs, not senior management positions.

WTF: I am not sure I will be allowed to graduate, I am so so scared to go to the office and find out. I haven't told anymore. I have tears in my eyes every time I think about it.

WTF: how do we vote for president of feds? that banner motivated me to vote. You do not ruin an amazing website like this with pointless stuff

WTF: Could the mods provide an explanation of why this Jesse fellow is a stronger candidate than the rest of the field?

WTF: Lots of lovesick puppies on here lately.

WTF: what does everyone have against hipsters anyway? they seem like a pretty harmless clique

WTF: Is Jesse van amerom a mod or something? How is he getting all this free publicity?

WTF: what's up with the blonde girl that works at feds and always looks pissed?

WTF: My only friend is my ex bf. We broke up long ago but we're still so close because I have no other friends. I need to stop hanging out with him, but I get lonely and I don't know what the hell to do!

WTF: Why are half the cars in Parking Lot B either BMWs, Mercedes, Acuras, or Audis? Do students really have that much cash or are they just being a bunch of posers?

WTF: Just got rejected from every law school in Ontario even though I had an 80.5% average and an average LSAT score. Here I come Saskatchewan...

WTF: When do guys consider a girl to be fat?

WTF: Coming to university has actually made me more religious.

WTF: Why don't we turn Fed Hall into a new Student Services Complex? It would be a much better use of the space.

WTF: too bad you have a boyfriend. I want you so bad. I dream of spending time with you. Randoms girls just dont satisfy me anymore. I want you and you. No one else. I have told you this but you're just sexually attracted to me. I want more than that - The boy who is crazy in love with you

WTF: what would happen if I were to have sex with chuck norris? :S