WTF: holy fuck, sherlock holmes owned!

WTF: We start school on monday, and all I can think about is how lame it is going to be to fight the crowd at the uw bookstore.

WTF: how do I make friends at UW?! Everyone seems to have their own groups. I'm really not looking forward to going back. :(

WTF: How do you stop being socially awkward? I think I'm gona work on that this year for my new years resolution.

WTF: some people need a swift kick to the genitals, a firm slap across the face and someone to tell them to stop being so mother fucking ridiculous. happy new year everyone!

WTF: happened to OMG UW? Somebody is SERIOUSLY disturbed. O_o

WTF: So I'm looking to get some friends. My inbox will be open to receive your resumes for only a limited time, starting 12pm tmrw. Include a self-portrait...no but really, no uglies.

WTF: my new year's sucked.

WTF: I liked the old font better.

WTF: why is it so hard to find out what stores are open and what stores are closed today (jan 1st) I don't want to call everyplace to find out... ottawa sucks

WTF: Holy fuck I am hungover

WTF: who runs this site??? i want to know!!

WTF: Being at home is nice but I am looking forward to going back to Waterloo. Weird, I know.

WTF: how much money is WTFUW making per month?

WTF: Really? Link bucks? FU WTFUW.

WTF: This is probably going to be the 1000th WTF

WTF: what does it take to get into the hall of fame?

WTF: Please get an abortion. As University students, we know that can't support a child and it will ruin our prospective university careers.

WTF: Failing classes, no friends, hate waterloo, not enough money to switch schools and start over, don't want to work some bullshit job for the rest of my life. give me a real non religious reason to not just get it over with and kill myself tonight.

WTF: I'm supposed to Graduate in 4 Months.... I am not ready to leave, I like Uni life too much...

WTF: I've concluded that I'm an asexual gay male. Shame I came out as gay way back in highschool.

WTF: I joined Columbia Lake Health Club so I could get some alone work out time and some working machines.

WTF: Does anyone know who that random man in Williams is? I go there often and he's always at his little table in the corner by the window playing backgammon.

WTF: what does everyone think of the men's hockey team selection for vancouver?

WTF: I've spent almost 2 years at UW and I still don't know what I want to major in. It's killing me!!!!

WTF: What's the best washroom to bang in on campus?

WTF: I'm missing the No Pants Subway Ride in Toronto. Should I start up a No Pants iXpress Ride?

WTF: WHERE ARE MY MARKS?!?!?!?!?!?!

WTF: psci 231 next term... plz someone tell me this is not as boring of a class as it sounds...

WTF: I'm already stressed out looking at my schedule and the term hasn't even started yet

WTF: Does anyone know how to get a printable weekly calendar of my schedule from quest? I'm a tech-moron

WTF: ...I am already preparing for winter term and looking up course textbooks and syllabuses. I really do go to Waterloo....

WTF: make the wtf submission window a little larger please.

WTF: why are all beautiful men gay!!! :(