WTF: I want to shoot myself after dealing with Jobmine for the first time.

WTF: I need a boyfriend.

WTF: Soo, I just spent the last 4hrs alone watching Before Sunrise and Before Sunset...excuse me while I go try to find my balls, this may take awhile.

WTF: Pushing my head downward actually results in a lesser chance of me going down on you.

WTF: WHY DON'T WE HAVE ONE OF THESE? http://amsconfidential.wordpress.com/

WTF: I think I have SAD.

WTF: Does the GRT know the watcard office doesn't know how to give us updated watcards? I get free buses and I am a grad student! WOOT

WTF: I love snoop dogg.

WTF: The daily bulletin said the elephant man is running again. If he wins his race I am leaving this school.

WTF: Why do people keep buying campus pizza? It SUCKS

WTF: You may have taken something from her, but you will NOT take this from ME. Good luck trying.

WTF: Week two of the term and I'm already behind

WTF: People who have time for social lives and school - how do you do it?!

WTF: My life has been swallowed up by school work again.

WTF: Yesterday I sat behind a row of people ALL playing farmville.

WTF: Who else is happy that all those WTF copiers didn't end up making their own sites?

WTF: The kid the always takes photos at pubcrawls really needs to knock it off.

WTF: does anyone else find it weird that nobody knows who is running this site

WTF: Everybody needs to watch After Sex. Better than Young People Fucking in some aspects.

WTF: Being back in school really makes me wanna dump my girlfriend and chase skirts.

WTF: As I'm short-listing co-op jobs, I feel like I'm fairly qualified for most of them. But I worry I won't get any of them because I have a speech impediment and I'll blow the interview.

WTF: another friday night, another night of me not doing shit. thx for the money but otherwise: eff you, co-op.

WTF: I saw goose tracks in the snow while walking to the PAC this morning and died a little inside.

WTF: COME JOIN A CLUB IN SLC TODAY!

WTF: Is Waterloo a mecca for crows or something? Every time I walk past University and Westmount I feel like I'm stepping into a scene from a Tim Burton movie...

WTF: Whenever I hear of my exboyfriends dating an ugly girl, I feel embarrassed for the both of us.

WTF: I'm in 3B and starting to figure out that I really don't like my program any more. What should I do? Ride it out and be miserable for the next year an a half or look at my options and move in another direction?

WTF: I've got 10 bath-rooms, I could shit all daaay, nikkuh

WTF: why's it so difficult to find a fuck buddy at this school?

WTF: has anyone ever met someone off a dating/hookup website? because at first glance it looks entirely fake

WTF: I had a dream that OMGUW was back up and I was happily reading a few OMGs.

WTF: a statistic which would have gone along nicely with the poll for male vs female, is who is gay vs straight... just to know how good my odds really are

WTF: "Why do you want to be a Math Orientation Leader"? Well, honestly? I want to show first year students that you don't have to be Asian, weird, dirty, unfashionable, or antisocial/socially awkward to be in the math faculty.

WTF: I wish I could stop getting dumped. Every guy is so into me until he starts to date me. I don't get it.

WTF: I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

WTF: someone walking in front of DP was wearing a balaclava and a hood. It so sunny and nice out, dork.

WTF: CLUBS DAY IN SLC TODAY!

WTF: this site should have a page where you rank professors/classes

WTF: I masturbated and now my fingers smell like cinnabon. probably a bad sign... and yet...

WTF: My roomates are forcing me to not turn on heating too much, but it's way too fucking cold. I farted in my bed, and kept the fart under the sheets this time so it would preserve heat...

WTF: I miss being in love. I can just never get that feeling since being at UW.

WTF: Call me a slut, but I haven't had sex in just over a month and I miss it. Guys here suck!

WTF: WOW 3 hours on econ101, drove all the way from another city to learn about slopes.

WTF: why have I been drinking every day non stop since school started? I want to quit!

WTF: my gf just dumped me :(. I am so sad. I only cheated on her a couple of times and its not like she found out! why would she do this to me?

WTF: holy fuck! I think I just travelled in time into your century! wtf should I do? 0_o

WTF: Is there any minimal risky parking around STJ?

WTF: the FEDS Executive get paid and work full time?

WTF: Oh holy fuck. I just sent two e-mails to the incorrect addresses. My professor is now receiving an apologetic e-mail explaining why I wasn't on MSN last night, and my girlfriend is getting a grad school application draft. ... I am such a tool.

WTF: man Haiti got fucked up

WTF: this apple tablet better be fucking good for all the hype it's getting in the media

WTF: Are Tamil girls still trouble when they hangout with mainly white people?

WTF: 10 days later, I have Final Cut Pro in all its 44 GB glory.

WTF: Is anyone here currently taking FR151?

WTF: I hited on your gf for almost a year until she gave into me...and things happened. I am not bradd Pitt. But I am certaintly a lot better looking than you and out of ur gfs league. It was her personallity that made me liked her so much. She wanted me for the sex, I wanted her t break up with you and start dating me. It didnt work. I just thought Id let you know that I banged your gf. You are anti social and don't deserve a girl like her.

WTF: I've always wanted to fuck as many different girls as I can and be a big player... but with my girlfriend I'm happier than I ever thought I could be just by having her around... and whenever I hold her, all my problems and all my stress goes away... I think there's something seriously wrong with me

WTF: I'd like to find out how much the links bucks pays before I get really pissed off, and if you guys install adblock plus it won't show up (everyone is saying it too)

WTF: hey mods. this whole link bucks thing is really turning me off of wtf uw. people are going to start to lose interest. i get that you are trying to make some money, i would too if i were running this, but can you find another way?

WTF: I've fallen for your girlfriend and I feel so guilty.

WTF: They haven't cleaned the womens locker room washrooms at the CIF in about 4 months... I know, because theres an awkward female stain on the back of the middle stall door.. WTF, how does that even get there? Also: The shelf by the dryers is not a place for your skanky ass towels. I hope you get massive fines on your WATcard. Nasty.

WTF: person in front me needs to pick up their feet. The dragging sound clunky boots make reminds me of grade school.

WTF: A classroom is a closed off environment, especially when you're sitting so close next to me. COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH.

WTF: hahahaha on omguw it says "you broke it. way to go assholes."

WTF: did the wtf uw live community die? or are there not enough reasons to procrastinate this early in the term?

WTF: 95% of girls are fucked in the head. The other 5% just cover it up better.

WTF: Being back on campus makes me want to dump my boyfriend and just chase boys.

WTF: your blue coloured contact-lenses look stupid

WTF: Discovery channel has become such a piece of crap. It's like the Simpsons episode when Homer & Bart watch a low IQ show about buildings collapsing, but all the time

WTF: The guy with the lip ring and leather jacket who works cover at the Vault is so hot but he never talks to me :(

WTF: I wish I still had access to DC++.

WTF: What's up with ppl showing up for class just to chat and play on their iphones? STFU or GTFO.

WTF: Has anyone ever lied to their parents about failing classes and not getting osap as a result? I'm finally bringing myself to telling them truth now. They're going to be really disappointed and'll probably hate me forever. Please, please keep me in your prayers.

WTF: I really like the polls on this page

WTF: If you're sick and still coming to class, do everyone a favour and blow your fucking nose already! It is really difficult to pay attention to the lecture with someone beside you sniffling every fucking second.

WTF: When you are buying a book from someone, DO NOT show up 15 minutes late with no money. Then, ask if we can meet up another time.

WTF: 8 feet tall, tailed blue skinned aliens ftw

WTF: Phil's retro night has to be the absolute best night in the city

WTF: Waterloo has taught me many things. The most important being that I am incapable of any human connection; like, I am a fucking ghost to the world. The second being that no matter what happends to you, no one will actually care; people will say they will, but they're just looking for another person to accept them. The third is how to be an alchoholic; drinking to the point of memory loss daily just so I don't have to deal with the previous day is now a nightly ritual. The fourth that people would rather hide who they are and lie to me, then show me the real them. There are so many more important lessons this place has taught me. But whatever for now. Oh Also for all the Frosh now and to come. Waterloo will ALWAYS lie to, that whole "Your Coop counts as EIT experiance" bullshit? Yeah, good luck getting all the paperwork done. (That's if Waterloo even mentions the paperwork to you).

WTF: If you have something to say just fucking say it.

WTF: I thought having all my friends off on co-op would give me a chance to ACTUALLY study. But I'm bored as hell right now.

WTF: if you want to save money on textbooks do a search on rapidshare for the PDF versions. i got all of my books for the term that and way and saved $400+ too

WTF: Which clubs/societies are currently running? It's impossible for me to tell when most of the websites haven't been updated in a few years!

WTF: if i get stared down by one more girl, while talking to a guy friend, im going to effffing rip her eyes out, here's a tip; judging me won't make him like you

WTF: Waterloo makes me spend the rest of my days refreshing Marmoset. Slaves to the machine.

WTF: I can't believe how much I miss UW. Co-op fucking sucks. But on the plus, I hope school during Spring term is nice!