WTF: i love seeing people come on campus tours with their parents. they tend to wander around aimlessly and scan whatever room they are in with a blank expression.

WTF: Is there any way to get across campus without ever going outside? I know about those service tunnels but they are all locked

WTF: i cheated on my boyfriend last night with a total stranger

WTF: Greetings from a grad now living back in New Zealand. So many memories from UW!

WTF: why is wtfuw advertising omgwaterloo on the media board??

WTF: this is so much better

WTF: pick a layout and stick with it. the end.

WTF: Your site has pleasing dimensions.

WTF: does anyone want to go to sciball with me?

WTF: the site loads faster too. Good job mods

WTF: I want WTF UW to succeed.

WTF: colours remind me of the Canadian flag.

WTF: the new design is perfect... Keep it!!

WTF: that girl was wearing UGGS, sweatpants(with tights underneath), a UW sweater with a slutty top, a mini skirt over her sweatpants, plastic neon shades, janitor keys, a nose ring, and she was carrying a tna bag inside her Zehrs bag. She was walking with that hipster guy with a green hat. Like, seriously, who carries Zehrs bags anymore? It's all about No Frills. Like, WTF?!?!?!

WTF > omg

WTF: are UW parking tickets for real? is there anywhere to park on campus for free for a couple hours?

WTF: are legal studies girls hot or what?

WTF: the newest media board post is probably the funniest thing I've seen since the whole omguw/wtfuw/omgwaterloo thing started...is that real?

WTF: this site is shit...go to www.omgwaterloo.com (what omguw should have been)

WTF: My best friend came out to me the other day... After some processing time i was totally okay with it, you must have some balls to come out of the closet. I'm happy for him that UW has such a big group like GLOW especially in a school that is so science and math based!

WTF: Does any one want to help me overthrow the Federation of Students! Something needs to happen before the school is brought to its knees, by its incapable government!

WTF: Soooo if your looking for hipsters on the waterloo campus you need to check out the Environment 1 coffee shop.... its a MECCA for hipsters, as you walk in the room just feels more interesting and full of intelligent conversation!

WTF: Waiting for my laundry in boredom really makes me miss World of Warcraft.

WTF: Dear woman who found me crying in the bathroom and said "if it's about a boy, it's not worth it": Thanks for expressing concern for me and referring me to see a counsellor in the building. No, it wasn't about a boy, but you were right; it wasn't worth it.

WTF: Is with all the longboards on campus?

WTF: what is google wave??

WTF: I remember when I was younger explaining to my little brother "now the computer is thinking, so you can't do anything".... ahh, now i'm in cs....

WTF: I keep trying to tell myself that girls like shy guys... but I think it's backfiring and they wont notice me

WTF: I don't like these OMG sites because oh my god demands that you believe in a god. WTF is just good old fashioned atheist/agnostic swearing, which I can definitely get behind :)

WTF: I'm dead after laughing at finding out who the creater of omgwaterloo.com is. Come on now - really? at least OMGUW was run by someone who had a life, and at least it appears so with the WTF-UW crew.

WTF: i hate the last couple weeks of school. i swear profs get together and try to figure out a way to screw students over by having everything due at the same time.

WTF: www.omgwaterloo.com

WTF: Some guy is passed out in the Silent Study room in DP and is snoring. People are getting irritated but I'm fairly amused.

WTF: psst mods...keep it simple!

WTF: i'm so ready to get out of this school.

WTF: I actually like Adam Lambert.

WTF: Sleeping naked is the best. I don't understand why it's considered strange.

WTF: Dear overweight woman sitting beside me in the Ren library. Do you honestly need to whip out your cell phone and call your credit card company while remaining in the library? Honestly?

WTF: I cannot stand how people at this school are never happy. Seriously. You're at one of the best universities in the world. Stop complaining about your lives and realize there are a shit ton of people who would love to be in your position but can't.

WTF: What was going on between DWE and SCH around 4:00 on Wednesday? Practicing a play or something?

WTF: To the girl who was bladder-shy/wanting to take a dump while I was at the mirror fixing my face: Sorry about that. I know what it's like when you really wanna poop but someone else is in the bathroom. But next time you don't have to leave, just ignore me, I really don't care. We all do it, and what goes in must come out, right?

WTF: hey girls, would you ever ask a girl out? If yes, why don't you guys do it more often?

WTF: don't get me wrong, i love having a roommate, but sometimes i just want hang out in my room naked.

WTF: what's a hipster

WTF: This site quickly went to shit. OMG UW v.2.0.

WTF: How the hell do you "react" to a post, anyway? I haven't seen one reaction yet.

WTF: mods, you guys should seriously make a facebook group. that way more people will know about this site. i'm sure many people thought this community died when omguw started collecting dust.

WTF: to the dumb hipster couple on the main floor of DP by the window desks at 740 pm tuesday who won't stop talking. Shut the fuck up please. Some of us are here to do real work and don't want to hear all the fucking retarded shit you are saying.

WTF: what is wrong with this website?!

WTF: who's goin to TalEng?

WTF: did you know they have left handed water fountains on campus!?

WTF: Even after I just finish having sex; all I can think about is how I want better sex.

WTF: Why is it ridiculously hot in DP today?

WTF: SHOW HER TITS EVERY EPISODE IS TRINITY's DAUGHTER!? -- TTTHEEE FUCKKK!?

WTF: Is there a new site I'm missing? Where did everyone here go?

WTF: the end of movember brings sadness to my heart.

WTF: I can't tell whether I'm missing the attention, or if I'm just missing you.

WTF: To the girl sitting in front of us in GIS Monday night BBMing her Mom on her cutesy pink BB Pearl and told us to "Shh, you're being distracting": The row behind us made noise the entire lecture, and the second we say one thing, you turn around. I didn't appreciate your phone ringing earlier and you actually answering it. But I didn't say anything.

WTF: people have sex on 9th floor in dp?

WTF: How do you get asian girls to have sex with you?

WTF: To the girl on campus wearing a blue sweater and grey leggings: Maybe you wouldn't have been so cold if you'd actually remembered to wear pants today.

WTF: Why are there no crosswalks across Ring Road?

WTF: I think one of the waitresses at Bomber is also a stripper at Roxannes

WTF: 3 weeks left

WTF: I remember one of my psych profs saying that on average, about 3-4 UW students commit suicide each year.

WTF: extreme individuality breeds loneliness.

WTF: I feel so depressed here at UW. I really hate this school.

WTF: People need to stop complaining about the layout. If you think you can do better, then make your own damn site. If not, shut the fuck up and post a WTF. My WTF: Why is it that people here at UW feel as if they can criticize everything? Seriously, just because you go here doesn't make you smarter than someone who goes to Queens. It's what you do here that makes you smarter.

WTF: new layout sucks monkey balls. change it back.

WTF: I was shaving my balls today cuz its too bushy. I've done it a few times so thought its no problem. The razor tip accidentally contacted the sac, and got blood came out. shit! it hurts.

WTF: Everyone hears what you say, friends listen to what you say, best friends listen to what you don't say.

WTF: The music video for Bad Romance by lady gaga is so mesmerizing!!! I can't stop watching it!

WTF: This commenting system sucks. Why can't I post anonymously? What's with the need for a name and email? Keep it the way the MCs are!!! Pleeasee.

WTF: Bing. How could a search engine suck so much?

WTF: I think randoms were gossiping about me at Mel's.

WTF: no one wants to comment if it's not anonymous (and yes, I know the email doesn't have to be real)... it will cut down on stupid posts.. but it will also cut down on all posts...

WTF: To the girl I was in love with: I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone...and I wanted you to come with me