WTF: How many squares of toilet paper do you guys use to wipe your bum after you take a shit?

WTF: How much money are you making off this site?

WTF: fucking reading week get here already

WTF: hi travis!

WTF: Who else forgot about OMGUW?

WTF: it's interesting to see how many gay people there are (according to that poll) compared to the number of homosexual mc's

WTF: To the guy in AMATH 261 who sparked a philosophical discussion about how to prove Newton's laws: You're a huge douche!!!!

WTF: what is mod? im so lost

WTF: every day i read this site, hoping to see a MC about me. and every day, im severely dissapointed

WTF: WTF UW MOD IS A FACULTY MEMBER!?

WTF: I swear to god this is the most screwed up situation I have ever been in, I'm a complete wreck and it seems like you hate me now.

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WTF: WTF UW mod is a girl??

WTF: If I'm walking and someone approaching me makes no effort to move I will lock my shoulder in hopes of connecting with them and knocking them to the ground. I made room for you asshole.

WTF: my girlfriend finally let me in the back door

WTF: blond dc girl your voice is fucking annoying and I want to gouge out your eyes with a fork

WTF: Who is the smartest person you know on campus?

WTF: girls, too much make up is not attractive.

WTF: I just dropped out of school.

WTF: Why does every student complain about money? I'm 20 and have $45,000 saved.

WTF: Going to DC made me sick, literally. That place is just nasty nowadays. The chick's washroom smells like shit everytime I go in. And sickness lingers in the air.

WTF: GRT: Why are you five minutes early:?!?! Fuck you!!!!!!

WTF: Guy who tried to fight me after Legendary Wednesday: Chill the fuck out. If you don't think it's funny, tell me, don't hit me.

WTF: My waterloo friends keep showing me this page. so far my impressions are that waterloo is seemingly racist, people poop loudly and scently in DC and that (attractive) girls are as rare as a first edition holographic Charazard back in the good ol days when that shit was gold.

WTF: Stop letting pride get in the way.

WTF: is any one just bored with life? I cant seem to get anything serious with a girl, just random shit . And the girls that I would enjoy having a relationship with have a bf or just dont see me as bf material. I study and pass because I have to, no other real reason. If it wasnt for my parents, I might just live on the streets.

WTF: I got my project back from my supervisor with stickers on it and I work for an accounting firm

WTF: they keep warning parents about the "choking game" on talk shows and in the news...I don't know about you guys, but I don't know ANYONE who has played it, or had heard of it before the media coverage..wtf

WTF: Hey Prof Stolz, thanks for posting your chapters 1 and 2 review notes. they really helped... NOT

WTF: islam display at the slc: has a muslim ever picked up a christian pamphlet to learn more about christianity? seriously, i'm curious about this one-way religious education at UW.

WTF: waterloo winter is making me fat and defenseless... does anyone know any good places to take kickboxing lessons?

WTF: Monday is the first day of the week. not Sunday!!! Weekly calendars in which the weeks begin on Sunday are stupid and annoyng as hell.

WTF: I had a dream that I went to Japan on vacation and fell in love with a Japanese girl. Now I'm afraid of traveling to Japan.

WTF: I'm sick of people generalising that all brown girls are boring prudes that only stick to other brown people. Yes, I'm a culturally aware brown girl who is proud of her background, but I have a white boyfriend, play in a punk band, and have asian best friends. If you have it in you to look past the extra melanin and the headscarves, you'll realise we're not so bad.

WTF: Why is the slc giving space in the great hall to all these religious groups when the idea of religion goes against logical thought and reason which are the ideals that a university is supposed to promote? Take your ignorant bigotry elsewhere please.

WTF: Are you happy with life? why or why not? it seems like all I do with my life is study and chase girls. My life has litterally no meaning other than school and random encounters. I have nothing serious with any girl what so ever. I am freaking lonely.

WTF: The third week of school and the DC already gets full? You fucking overachievers.

WTF: anyone want to start a shitty band and dress ourselves in silly clothes from urban outfitters and american apparel and take silly photos of ourselves to look cool but play really shitty music but nobody will care because all anyone cares about anymore is image and become internet famous and sell our music for shitty commercials for some hipster product and continue an endless cycle of reusing a previous era's cool under the guise of irony and eventually develop a nasty coke habit and overdose? it seems so easy nowadays

WTF: Ugh, the hot girls here are so much more stuck up than regular hot girls.

WTF: Is there a serious shortage of good-looking, nice guys on campus or is it just me?

WTF: Someone should set up some sort of website/event for single waterloo students to meet other single waterloo students... or really just have some way of telling what girls are "taken", so that you don't get your hopes up only to find out a few weeks later shes got a boyfriend... I could always ask but thats just not something you can easily bring up in conversation

WTF: À les deux filles qui a commencé parler en français quand elles ont entré la élévateur j'était dans... j'ai compris ce que vous disiez - et vous êtes très ennuyeux.

WTF: "Once a label is firm in our mind, it tends to limit our perception of what we can do together." -- On stereotypes.

WTF: it is far too early in the semester to be pulling all nighters.

WTF: this site is like holding up a mirror to the university and its students...equal parts hilarious and disturbing

WTF: We are so quick to point out our own flaws in others.

WTF: Every night I go to bed thinking I can deal with the failure and I can turn this around, that in 10 years from now it won't matter, but every morning I wake up feeling like the only thing keeping me from swallowing a giant bottle of pills is that I wouldn't want to put my parents through that. What do I do?

WTF: why is everyone so obsessed with asian girls here?

WTF: Why does the Academic Calendar list dates for the summer session (6 weeks @ 6 hrs/week) when there are apparently no courses offered for it?

WTF: I want a girl to stand over me wearing only panties and slowly lower herself onto my face

WTF: was anyone on the bus in uptown that was stopped by a cop car? There was one random guy standing the middle with the doors shut. I wonder what happened...? Anyone?

WTF: I work 30 hours a week, all weekend, on top of school. People don't even bother inviting me to stuff anymore. I'm so lonely and bored I could die.

WTF: apple tablet on the 27th! Steve jobs put your dick in my mouth

WTF: I'll pay whatever linkbucks is paying you. Just stop ok

WTF: everyone on the bachelor has implants-this quite possibly includes the bachelor himself!

WTF: I get piss drunk every night and get hungover as fuck every morning and have a beer right after waking up. However, my drinking does not affect my work/school/social life the least bit. Do I have a problem?

WTF: did anyone else go into science hoping to one day save the world?

WTF: is Tabu worth the $7 cover?? what kind of crowd is it and are the drinks atleast cheap to make up for it??

WTF: I keep getting headaches when I think about Jobmine...and coop. Should I ditch it?

WTF: Bryce is the man! Three hour lecture done in forty-five minutes ... he was whippin' through slides like nobodies business!

WTF: I was at the Health Services last week and the nurse, I guess, after seeing my age asked if I'm doing grad studies right now, and shamefully I had to tell her I wasn’t. My idiotic older sister who's doing her masters had to call last night and tell my parents about some relatives' kid who's doing his PhD in Industrial Engineering. He's 22. Just one more person for them to compare me with and one more reason for them to feel like I will never become anything, and just one more reason for me to get depressed on how nothing ever works out for me. Am I the only 22 year old who’s just in 3rd year? I changed programs a few times. No program has ever felt right. I just never seemed to fit in anywhere. But I’m willing to prove them all wrong, especially myself.

WTF: getting out of that hellhole and away from you was the smartest thing i ever did

WTF: Best 7. Feels more like worst 7. :(

WTF: These ads are fucking annoying. Why doesn't the mod just get google ads? Geez.

WTF: whoever said university is the best years of your life didn't go to waterloo...

WTF: Found out I was cheated on through online bar photos.

WTF: I'm so homesick right know, it's not even funny...sometimes I wonder why the fuck did I come so far away.

WTF: I'm going to go to court to dispute a $52 speeding ticket. It was knocked down to 15 km/h over from 25. I don't really care if I'm tying up the court system, I was passing someone trying to get off the dreaded University Ave. off-ramp.

WTF: Finally decided it's time to move on.

WTF: I masturbate too much.

WTF: I know this is going to sound entirely lame, so don't hate... but I think I'm bi, and I don't know what to do about it.

WTF: When you look at ugg boots from behind...some girls look like they have their leg detached from their foot. I think it's creepy.

WTF: Honestly, I don't see why everyone wants to send help to haiti... call me a bad person, but I just don't care

WTF: This site has replaced my need to update my Facebook status.

WTF: Mods, could you add an "Intersection" field in the marketplace?

WTF: My roommate has taken three 30 minute showers in the last four hours. While I'm annoyed by the massive increase in humidity, I am strangely impressed by his stamina.

WTF: i hate that you tell me to jump and i say how high?...especially since you have a gf and have been using me

WTF: Why can't Waterloo nightlife be like "Jersey Shore?" It would make university MUCH MORE interesting!

WTF: I had a bad day. Make me laugh waterloo