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Saturday, December 12, 2009

WTF: I'm 25, on the hockey team, and dating a girl who just turned 19. I feel kind of like a creep but I love her tight body.


19 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 9:08 PM

    half your age plus seven... you're safe (but just barely)

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  2. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 9:09 PM

    Date somebody your own age.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 9:13 PM

    what does that have to do with being on the hockey team...?

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  4. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 9:19 PM

    I hope she finds this

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  5. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 9:32 PM

    This was clearly made by some spiteful guy who likes the 19 year old girl but is jealous that she's with a 25 year old guy.

    Get over her, man. It's not worth it.

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  6. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 9:34 PM

    he's probably saying that because he thinks he can get whoever the fuck he wants because he's on the hockey team

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  7. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 9:34 PM

    ^^typical hockey player mentality

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  8. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 9:39 PM

    ...Because they fucking can. That whole mentality is WHY they can get whoever they want. God. Start applying your problem solving skills to social dynamics guys.

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  9. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 9:43 PM

    ive heard some gross stories

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  10. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 10:02 PM

    Still better than the football team... and this is coming from someone who's generally impartial to sports.

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  11. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 10:26 PM

    mmmm.... hockey players.

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  12. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 10:32 PM

    half your age plus seven rule. sooooo true. on that note, if it works, it works.

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  13. AnonymousDecember 12, 2009 at 11:23 PM

    ahhh i know who you are and who you are dating!
    AHHHHHHHHHH.

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  14. AnonymousDecember 13, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    Correction: her child-like body.

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  15. AnonymousDecember 13, 2009 at 1:52 PM

    yup, you're a creep. at least you have a child-like mentality, which makes you relatively benign.

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  16. AnonymousDecember 13, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    If you didn't say it's because you like her "tight body", it wouldn't bother me. But that's genuinely fucked up. You know who else has a tight body? Small children.

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  17. AnonymousDecember 13, 2009 at 7:18 PM

    AHAHA 3:16, awesome.

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  18. RosieDecember 13, 2009 at 9:01 PM

    LoLz @ 11:09

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  19. AnonymousDecember 14, 2009 at 4:41 AM

    I'm 19 with a tight body & have an atheletic 25 year old bf. Makes fucking so much better cuz he knows so much MORE than everyone else :D

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