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Thursday, January 28, 2010

WTF: I will not hook up with anyone unless they're on OUA. Call me a puck bunny, call me shallow but if guys expect me to work on my body, I only expect the same of them. That's right engineers, hit the PAC.


17 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2010 at 9:59 PM

    I actually know quite a few engineers who work out regularly.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2010 at 10:00 PM

    I know who this is

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2010 at 10:26 PM

    Does OP only like OUA ice hockey players...or ANY sort of OUA athlete?! Very shallow. But heh...she'll be getting lots of STDs, whatever.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2010 at 10:40 PM

    you want an engineer and you want him to be buffed. ok...

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2010 at 10:52 PM

    Hey, be fair. The OP is probably quite good for a quick shag for the next few years. After that, well, at least she'll have the memories.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2010 at 11:08 PM

    Im good friends with someone on the varsity mens hockey team. Definitely no STI's there

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2010 at 11:48 PM

    I only have sex with girls who have achieved the OUA standard in at least two track and field events (not shotput). Furthermore, they must be able to bench press at least 80% of their weight and run the cone drill in less than nine seconds.

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2010 at 12:43 AM

    11:08 - noted
    11:48 - you`re my hero

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2010 at 6:38 AM

    ahahahahaha 11:48 wins, this thread is over.

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    OP here, actually our athletes are probably the most disciplined, well taken care of guys at UW (minus the football team). Lots of them are smart and respectable. I do not have any STDs by the way, what a rude assumption to make. I can't help it, I'm not attracted to guys that aren't toned. I'm not talking about nasty, overly buff dudes, I just mean those nicely toned rugby players.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    If you haven't won Olympic gold, then just walk away. Silver? Sorry, you're the best loser.

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    11:48 - you are amazing

    OP says 'our athletes' so she works with the hockey team.

    If it's who I think it is all I can say is that when I finger banged you it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2010 at 10:18 PM

    You should probably spend a little less time finding jerseys to hook-up with, and a little more time developing some self-respect.

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2010 at 10:56 PM

    10:18 ftw

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  15. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2010 at 8:59 AM

    you're*, but yeah, agreed.

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  16. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2010 at 11:21 AM

    whoa lots of bitter guys slamming on the OP for no reason. although having standards like being on the OUA might be too specific, there's nothing wrong with the what she's saying.

    "if guys expect me to work on my body, i only expect the same of them"

    what's wrong with that? if guys expect their girlfriends to look a certain way, which can only be attained by concern for health, diet, and fitness, it's only fair that they guy does the same, and vice versa.

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    *the guy

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