WTF: Back in the grade school days we filled a sour cream sized plastic tub up with chewed up mouthfuls of our lunch sandwiches and then mixed in some milk and juice. We lidded it and left it in a locker for 3-4 months. One day my friend opened it. The smell and appearance of what was inside: unspeakable. We put the open container in the middle of the hallway. Some dude walking by accidentally kicked it over. It splattered over his shoes and the floor. A teacher happened to see him kick it. She forced him to clean it all up while she watched. I still laugh when I think about it. What kind of a man am I, WTF UW?