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Thursday, January 14, 2010

WTF: why's it so difficult to find a fuck buddy at this school?


25 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:06 AM

    because the girls here are so stiff they _______ (insert witty joke about something thats really stiff)

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:06 AM

    i totally agree!! it's so hard to do..guys think all girls are crazy but not all of us

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  3. XXIIJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:08 AM

    STIs. That's why.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:11 AM

    Condoms. Problem solved. Mostly.

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:12 AM

    i agree, the girls here are so stiff they could be used to create really rigid structures... i can't think of anything clever either

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:12 AM

    guys just don't have the balls... they think emotions get involved... but thats not what we think

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:13 AM

    agreed! it's impossible. not all girls like relationships..

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:15 AM

    THANK YOU! SO TRUE! is it so hard to believe that some girls just want sex! GAH

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:16 AM

    i'm a guy, and based on what people (presumably girls are saying) girls are open to it.... how would one go about asking a girl if she would be open to such a situation? give a sample dialogue if possible

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:17 AM

    you gotta find the right girl ;) we're out there

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:20 AM

    you girls that are posting right now, are probably reffering to that one hot guy you know, and for him you'd wanna be fuck buddies... but for average guys like myself you'll give the cold shoulder...

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:22 AM

    not true at all. we like having sex, guys seem to stray sometimes, like when you're too tall or too aggresive

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:23 AM

    what do you mean to "stray sometimes"? and what is "too tall"

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  14. XXIIJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:24 AM

    Condoms break, and nothing stops HPV. NOTHING, except vaccines. Google "cauliflower warts".

    http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&um=1&ei=__tPS5jgENLclAelxLSjCg&sa=X&oi=spell_reissue&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=cauliflower+warts&spell=1&start=0

    And what about hepatitis? That shit can be spread through saliva! Or tears! Sexually!

    Or herpes? ON YOUR FACE!

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  15. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:38 AM

    well i know it's not a guarantee, but i think i would be able to spot the ones that are gonna have the diseases

    so i'll take my chances

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  16. XXIIJanuary 15, 2010 at 12:57 AM

    Lol, cool. Just let it be known that a lot of people are asymptomatic carriers. SMF 204, bitches. Or highschool.

    Actually, I'm wondering too. What does "stray sometimes" mean. Also, I think there's a lot of truth in what 12:20 is saying.

    Haha, perhaps this series of replies is actually one person? They're so close together.

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    you can talk all you want about how your not scared to catch a STI. Till you do, and your stuck with the realization that your chances of ever having sex again, are cut down big time.

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  18. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    because the girls here are so stiff they're asian

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  19. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2010 at 2:14 AM

    12:16,
    something like "i don't know about you, but i'm not exactly down for this whole relationship thing, but we could still hang out and such." *wink wink*
    you just gotta get a good vibe off her first.
    there's a lot of girls out there who aren't opposed. holla. ;)

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  20. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2010 at 2:16 AM

    tim have you ever even come close to getting an sti? or worn a condom for that matter?

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  21. XXIIJanuary 16, 2010 at 12:42 PM

    9:10, damn straight I'm afraid of catching STIs from hos. Anyone in their right mind should be scared of catching STIs.

    This is a trick question, 2:16. IF I say yes, then anyone who doesn't want to believe me won't and will harass me. IF I say no, then people will harass me.

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  22. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2010 at 4:13 PM

    tim, get a life

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  23. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    WHERE ARE ALL THE 2:14s OF WATERLOO HIDING? like seriouslyy haha

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  24. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2010 at 5:18 PM

    4:20,
    2:14s are everywhere, waiting for some action at 2:14 aha, holla!

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  25. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    haha snapp so that's how you 2:14s roll? alright, i'm setting my alarm for 2:14 everyday, running outside my class and I'm going to wave my '2:14' flag so you know where I am.

    don't be late ;)

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