WTF Archive

Saturday, January 16, 2010

WTF: Pushing my head downward actually results in a lesser chance of me going down on you.


19 comments:

  1. but thats how the porn stars do it...

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  2. because its friggen annoying, if we`re gunna go down there leave us be. mostly we know what we`re doing and if you have constructive criticism let us know, don`t push down farther.

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  3. yeah I hate this too

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  4. lots of girls don't seem to mind.

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  5. ^ Be glad you didn't have a girl who would castrate you for doing that, because I sure as hell would have.

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  6. ^ I love to cook and clean, out of my own free will - not because you think I'm supposed to.
    If you ever said that to me, not only will I pour a pot full of boiling water over your crotch, but I'd beat you over the head with it while it's still hot to knock some sense into your disrespectful head.

    Idiots... appreciate the nice things we do to make you feel happy and satisfied. Women don't HAVE to do anything for any man because it's our "role".
    Remember, your mother (and sisters) is a woman as well, and deserve respect for taking care of you and the rest of your family. Would you tolerate someone treating the women in your family (and love) with the same disrespect you dish out?
    If you depend on women to take care of you, then you better cut that attitude out, because I don't know a single woman who would stick around for bullshit.

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  7. 11:44,
    That's a lot of typing you did there, in fact, so much typing that you must have spent at least 3 minutes outside of your kitchen.
    You should be fucking ashamed of yourself for neglecting your duties for such an extended period of time, someone should really let your Man know so he can lay down some law in that house.

    Love,
    a concerned citizen

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  8. I only push if I eat her out and she doesn't reciprocate.

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  9. NEVERMIND, 1:33 IS MY HERO.

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  10. hahahha, see girls, true gentlemen like 4:00 and I are out there, you just gotta look hard enough ;)

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  11. This thread is hilarious.

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  12. agreed, WTF hall-of-fame material if you ask me.

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  13. if you keep commenting, it will end up there.

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