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Sunday, January 17, 2010

WTF: I had a bad day. Make me laugh waterloo


9 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2010 at 10:36 AM

    We don't simply entertain on command, sorry.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2010 at 11:10 AM

    there's no happiness left at waterloo.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2010 at 11:16 AM

    I do... :)

    So this woman was prego with triplets, and was shot 3 times in the belly. When she went to the doc, he said the children would be fine, just that when they turn 13 years old, they will piss out a bullet (don't ask).
    So, when the boys FINALLY turned 13... the first born child comes running to his mom.
    "Mom! Mom! Mom! You won't believe what just happened!"
    "What dear? Is everything okay?"
    "I PISSED OUT A BULLET!!"
    "Don't worry, that's compeletely normal. It happens to every 13 year old boy." (Again, don't ask).
    Second born child comes running to his mother.
    "Mom! Mom! Mom! You won't believe what just happened!"
    "What dear? Is everything okay?"
    "I PISSED OUT A BULLET!!"
    "Don't worry, that's compeletely normal. It happens to every 13 year old boy."
    Third born child comes running to his mother.
    "Mom! Mom! Mom! You won't believe what just happened!"
    "Let me guess. You pissed out a bullet? Don't worry, it's completely normal. It happenes to every 13 year old boy."

    "No... I was jacking off, and I shot the dog!"

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    WOW... talk about the first 3 posts being downers.
    Misery really loves company.

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    I think what OP is really asking is: where can I score a tazer?

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2010 at 11:46 AM

    ^^^no... maybe that's what YOU'RE asking

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2010 at 1:02 PM

    My housemate's cat molested my foot yesterday. :)

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    My housemate's foot molested my cat yesterday. :S

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    BOO!

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