WTF Archive

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

WTF: iiiiiii know your man deals and the cops are gonna looooooooove it. Seriously, just keep pushing my buttons, bitch. You're one phone call away from losing any tiny chance you have left of getting your law degree.


17 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 15, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    haha looove it.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 15, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    online blackmailing ftw?

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  3. AnonymousDecember 15, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    Well done.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 15, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    Nice! Make sure you follow through.

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  5. AnonymousDecember 15, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    Haha I got so excited when I read this...until you got to the part about the law degree. I guess there's lots of bitches at Waterloo with dealers for boyfriends...

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  6. AnonymousDecember 15, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    Because she's using and also dealing the drugs out of our home?

    Dipshit.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 15, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    You know what they do to snitches in prison?

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  8. AnonymousDecember 15, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    Yeah, but it doesn't really matter to me, 'cause I won't be going!

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  9. AnonymousDecember 15, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    I really don't think you thought this one out.

    Dipshit.

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  10. AnonymousDecember 15, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    Mmm, insulting people over the internet. Gotta love your kind of class.

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  11. AnonymousDecember 15, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    Well if the douche-y boyfriend gets arrested, it may not affect her degree, but at least he'll finally be out of the house. I say go for it.

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  12. AnonymousDecember 15, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    WOW!

    Okay, this is just an immature post by some kid who's feeling sorry for himself.

    Why do I say that? - because if you know anything about deceptive people, you know that people who give threats like this, talk more than they actually do.

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  13. AnonymousDecember 16, 2009 at 12:34 AM

    i will get my law degree :) and guess what? there's nothing you can do about it.

    if you calling the cops the first time didn't work, why would you think it would this time?
    i know that the cops can't enter my room without a warrant. they did last time, and i called them out on it. even after they found the stuff, they left. you know why? because they couldn't present that shit as evidence because it was obtained without a warrant.

    why don't you stop writing about me on WTFUW and OMGUW? it's so obviously you. you could walk ten feet over to my room and confront me face-to-face, but i guess that's a little too old-fashioned, right?

    oh and p.s., you can try calling the cops. but see, there's this thing called REASONABLE AND JUSTIFIABLE GROUNDS to obtain a warrant. and you saying that he's dealing is called "hearsay evidence". you know what that amounts to in court? jack shit.

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  14. AnonymousDecember 16, 2009 at 1:13 AM

    ^ dang those are some COMPLEX LEGAL TERMS EMPHASIZED IN CAPITALS AND "quotation marks" for EMPHASIS

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  15. AnonymousDecember 16, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    I'm not trying to keep you from getting your law degree, in fact, I want you to be happy, something you obviously can't get through your head while you're continuing to try making us all miserable. I've been nothing but nice to you for ages now, so chill the fuck out.

    I know the law. I didn't call the cops to get you arrested, I called the cops to get it through to you that continuing with this shit in OUR house is probably a bad idea. "Reasonable and justifiable grounds" are INCREDIBLY easy to come up with in a case like this, despite what you obviously think is true.

    The reason I avoid confronting you face to face is firstly because your boyfriend is ALWAYS HERE, which is awkward as FUCK, secondly because I don't want any more friction between us. We were friends, you know. YOU'RE the one who made that change.

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  16. AnonymousDecember 16, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    if you are studying for law, why are you dating a drug dealer?

    professional experience i guess?

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  17. AnonymousDecember 16, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    If someone else living in the house lets the police into your home, they are allowed to enter any room inside, regardless of whether it's "yours" or "theirs".

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