WTF Archive

Thursday, December 17, 2009

WTF: hey, you. you been studying for that final? damn straight you have. you've been working hard all semester and been busting your ASS reviewing this shit. you get it. you get it read fuckin good. you don't need luck, you're gonna ACE that shit. you're gonna motherfucking ACE IT, because once you ace it, you're gonna get your bullshit degree, and get some fucking crazy job, and at some point you will get the job you went to university to get and start raking in tons of money and get yourself some fine bitch and get married and spend i don't know how many fucking years married and maybe throw out some kids and they're gonna be some pretty fucking good kids because they have your motherfucking DNA in them. and at some point you're gonna die, and your epitaph is gonna hold the truth - THAT YOU'RE GONNA ACE THAT EXAM YOU BADASS SON OF A BITCH


11 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 17, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    best exam pep-talk ever

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  2. AnonymousDecember 17, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    AGREED. Thanks, OP, for motivating me to study.
    This shit is MINE. Worked too hard to stop now.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 17, 2009 at 9:43 AM

    AMEN!!!

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  4. AnonymousDecember 17, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    awww yeah BOYYY

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  5. AnonymousDecember 17, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    thank you, I totally needed that :D

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  6. AnonymousDecember 17, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    cue in some john williams soundtrack over this and you get a movie scene.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 17, 2009 at 12:07 PM

    i just hope it's true for me, but thanks at least it motivated me a little

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  8. AnonymousDecember 17, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    Thank you op best exam talk ever,
    def needed that =]

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  9. AnonymousDecember 17, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    I applaud you sir!

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  10. AnonymousDecember 17, 2009 at 8:40 PM

    Trent Student here, your wisdom hath reached Peterborough. OP: uRock.

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  11. AnonymousDecember 17, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    right now ill take a fine whatever i can get 6:01

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