All of my so called friends are such douchey hipsters who completely exclude anyone who doesn't conform to their group's image. I know the whole point of the hipster thing is to stand out, but you don't stand out if everyone else is doing the same thing as you! Please get your coke habits under control and start being real people again, you will enjoy it so much more and will probably have real fun instead of just trying to look like you're having fun all the time.
Thanks,
Concerned Peer
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coke IS fun
ReplyDeleteyeah it is...for the first 20 minutes...then you just want more coke...and that's how you spend all of your money on it
ReplyDeleteWow, I feel naive now. I totally read that thinking they meant coke - the brown sugar water. But its okay, today was rough, and I get it.
ReplyDeleteyou need new friends
ReplyDeleteremember how jocks were the assholes in high school right..
ReplyDeletewell i feel like hipsters are the jocks of the university scene...and actual uni jocks are cool because they actually work hard at something (their sport or whatever) while the hipsters just adopt something once they deem it cool and abandon it when the season changes.
hipsters make me want to kill myself.
Hipsters make me want to kill hipsters.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes coke will get you dressed up for the party, but after a while you become the annoying chatterbox who can't sit still and wants to talk to everyone and you get this undeserved sense of importance. Very annoying.
there are no hipsters in UW, right...
ReplyDeletehipsters are the worst
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