So I walk into the mens' room this morning, looking to make use of the facilities. I see feet under all three stalls available, with the guy in the middle facing forwards.

He leaves, and I go in to use the now-free stall. The seat is down and I don't think he managed to get a DROP into the actual toilet. He didn't flush, its clear as bottled water, but the seat/floor have been destroyed!!

I turn around to give the guy some choice words, but he didn't wash his hands and was already gone. Then I made for another mens' room.

WTF!?!?! Die in a fire jackass.