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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

WTF: I want to kill myself but I want to make it look like an accident. Any tips?


17 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    insurance fraud?

    if i'm going to kill myself, i'd write the names of all the people i hate in my own blood on the wall. then they'll live the rest of their lives knowing that their name was scrawled in the blood of a dead person.

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  2. XXIIFebruary 3, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    Why would you want to do that? That's stupid.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 9:01 PM

    yea thats stupid, make it LOOK like a homicide

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    OP here. I don't want a big fuss, just lights off and that's it. The reason I want it to look like an accident is so my family doesn't feel guilty. Homicide wouldn't work because I don't think anyone really wants to kill me plus it just seems too complicated. Keep the suggestions coming though.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 9:08 PM

    yea you should just do it. Step in front of a car while at the lights. Be sure to be listening to your ipod. That way it'll seem that weren't paying attentioin.

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 9:09 PM

    "accidental" drug overdose?

    and why are you encouraging OP, 9:08?

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 9:19 PM

    Am I the only one that thinks this is kinda sick? I know lots of people post "I'ma gonna kill myself" but haven't you guys seen Pump up the Volume? Someone one day is going to do it for real and we'll all read about in imprint or something... OP get help if you need it.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 9:26 PM

    If he actually does it, all you idiots posting suggestions are going to get charged.

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 9:26 PM

    Google releases your "anonymous" IP when it actually infringes with the law.

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 9:28 PM

    9:19PM. I agree. I am sad you guys are egging him/her on. WTF mods, you gotta save this guy. :( There's lots of help out there, and even if you don't want it you should try. There's lots to live for. At least travel a bit. Waterloo sucks, I know there's another place out there that will make you want to live..you just gotta find it.

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    Glove doesn't approve of this WTF

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    comeon man, seriously


    are you a woman???

    if so will you have sex with me first? you know, if you're gonna die anyways...

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 10:57 PM

    What reason could POSSIBLY be worth killing yourself over??? Why don't you TRY working out your problems... sometimes you'd be surprised at how easily it can be done.

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 11:27 PM

    Attention seeker is seeking attention.

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2010 at 4:40 PM

    don't do it! talk to your parents, or your prof, or friends, or a priest. there are people who do care about you.

    i'm giving u a virtual hug.

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2010 at 1:25 AM

    please dont.
    i dont know you, i dont know what youve been through.
    but i know that someone loves you. please dont

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  17. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    what if it wasn't the person who killed himself who wrote it? we need to get OP some help...

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